Markw00t wrote:what color is my box?

you should be telling us.

brown.

sickboy932 wrote:

Good God yes, can I get a side of batarang with that?

kippyj wrote:Starving...hubby just called to say he's bringing home vodka and pizza. He truly understands the w00t-off.

is it a bacon pizza??

Markw00t wrote:what color is my box?

Only your OBGyn knows for sure.........

IUSTEVE wrote:What is the WOOT record for # of comments on a single item in a woot-off?

You weren't around for the Eternal Robosapian were you?

Bounce... Bounce damn you!

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rrogan wrote:

woots just lookin out for those 300,000

And yet Woot does nothing for those two who die from foreign objects left behind surgery. IT'S CRIMINAL!

TheManInBlack wrote:I can't take the pressure!

Is that Hilary?

rflashman wrote:You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike...

XYZZY

The old ones are still the best.

Too late for this w00t. I've already stroked out waiting for something I need.

This woot has lasted two webinars so far...

guess I'm late finding this........

what did the breast cancer say to the polish monkey?

Jeez... what's up with all the comments?

Don't look now, but groovethewanderers IQ is showing:

For the love of god, will someone please buy the last of these damn things so we can move onto a Roomba??!!??!!

TapatioUSA wrote:You know what, I get really hungry after sex... so after a nice snack a nicer nap...

snacking before sex isn't a good idea. Stomach cramps during the deed are not sexy, they are epic I am an un-original person.

sickboy932 wrote:

Hot chicks are REALLY hot when they look like this. NICE!

Its the final countdown....dododo...dododododoo...dododo....the final countdown

Only 1 left! Hurry, if you don't order in the next hour, it will be gone!

digitalamish wrote:Nancy and Ahmed's first try at being more sexual adventurous got off to a great start, but quickly turned into a frantic 911 call.

WIN!!!!

Well, I finished my experimenting and it's still going... oy!

how many more woot? HOW MANY MORE???

trukin wrote:went to lunch, took a carp, masturbated a little bit , and still on being sold ? jesus christ

Maybe if you had more stamina the wait wouldn't be so long.

Kalenth wrote:I'd be a bad guy just to get beat by this grrl.

On the next episode of Maury....

ToneLoc72 wrote:You have actually forced me to register and post for the first time. I salute you! This is one of my favorite episodes.

In that spirit, all I can say about the current woot! is SHAKKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL!

nicely done.

They'd sell a lot faster if advertised as a male enhancement device...

sickboy932 wrote:

PAGING CATWOMAN!

One of these saved my Grandpa's life, and we all got a lunch break out of the deal, its not so bad!

kippyj wrote:Yeah, and if we can get another long-running product on here, I'll be able to have an appetizer, too!

did i read that right? YOU'LL be the appetizer?

llo

pmfg it's bouncing.

TheManInBlack wrote:I can't take the pressure!

HAHAHAHAHAH! Thats Hilary Clinton's mouth. HAHAHA

maddmike71 wrote:I didn't see marriage on there

I didnt see woot off either

so, over at wine.woot, do the three sisters come with the cheese, or just the cheese alone? To be totally honest, its a deal breaker if they dont.

frak This Manos, the Hands of Fate woot lets get some good stuff

I think the scooba is up next ;)

sickboy932 wrote:

If only 50% of the population looked like that, I might have a chance of leaving my computer.

my random Bandolier of Carrots senses are tingeling