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Random Crap

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.225s
First Sucker:
jhatfiel
Last Wooter to Woot:
alothrop
Last Purchase:
5 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 4% of Woot.com Woots
Top 2% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 5% of Woot.com Woots
Top 2% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 41% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 17% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 68% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 31% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



wootalyzer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - Saving Woot prices for decades to come
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Random carp
$1.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

Product List:
- 1 Random carp

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

barneyis666


quality posts: 0 Private Messages barneyis666

And here come the whiners...

ack154


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ack154

"your order is processing"

PROCESS FASTER!

woots: 36
shirts: 25
sellouts: 4
sports: 2

mmjensen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mmjensen

I am getting sick off Woot, Everytime there is something decent it sells out before i can even get to the checkout page. I'm done with you Woot. Buy some better servers.

WallPhone


quality posts: 3 Private Messages WallPhone

Man, that was a slow moving carp.

Twenty-seven Woots, five sellouts, two out of nine craps successful since 2006.

zebra5150


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zebra5150

w00t lucky carp #5! I love me some carp.

guess that blood pressure cuff really distracted everyone...

technogene


quality posts: 0 Private Messages technogene
wootalyzer wrote:Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - Saving Woot prices for decades to come
------------------------------------------------------------
Random carp
$1.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

Product List:
- 1 Random Carp

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!



come ooooooooon i want 1 random carp!

disillusion


quality posts: 0 Private Messages disillusion

Wow the "I want 3" button didn't work and neither did the submit button. The server really took a carp this time.

Didn't get one, thanks overloaded server.

cehart


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cehart
barneyis666 wrote:And here come the whiners...




You're damn skippy --

This is the tenth time to get in on the Banjo of Consternation only to have the server knock me out. Whine whine whine.....

woot.com 9
shirt.woot 7
wine.woot 2

PFFJazzMan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PFFJazzMan

Bleh... my first-ever chance to get a bagocrapo and thanks to woot's measly struggling 386-based server and dialup modem all I got was a teeshirt with carrots on it.

ack154


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ack154
ack154 wrote:"your order is processing"

PROCESS FASTER!



"Your order is in!"

Woohoo! carp #3!

woots: 36
shirts: 25
sellouts: 4
sports: 2

bgolfer66


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bgolfer66

My First carp!!!

I got some carp, I got some carp...

I thopught I clicked 3, the email says one. I'm happy I got carp!


DDote77


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DDote77

Okay, so I got one!!! However, when I went to click on three, it wouldn't highlight. Dang server crashes!!!!

speed4207


quality posts: 0 Private Messages speed4207

bull carp Server is too busy

olcubmaster


quality posts: 18 Private Messages olcubmaster

Let the cries of the misfortunate begin!

Yeah - I missed it too once again.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

antiver


quality posts: 1 Private Messages antiver

I win!

zebra5150


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zebra5150

oops...got too f5 happy.

uky2007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages uky2007

I'm at work with an UBER fast internet connection and I STILL can't get the BAG??!?!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!

15 Woots! and counting....

bgolfer66


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bgolfer66

My First carp!!!

I got some carp, I got some carp...

I thought I clicked 3, the email says one. I'm happy I got carp!


mangesk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mangesk

So angry. No can haz beg oh crep.

Airkat


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Airkat
ack154 wrote:"your order is processing"

PROCESS FASTER!



Only got in for one, but that's an accomplishment in itself

Track woots and wootoffs on your iPad, Android and Blackberry tablets || Wootle

smcain


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smcain

AUGH, I got all the way to the order confirmation page, press the stupidly large button, got server too busy, refreshed and DENIED.

Kalenth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kalenth

I hate you woot. 5 computers in my tech room, and none of them could get to the site. I'm 15 miles away from you! where are your servers located!


AUGH!!!!

bgolfer66


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bgolfer66

My First carp!!!

I got some carp, I got some carp...

I thought I clicked 3, the email says one. I'm happy I got carp!


allnicksgone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allnicksgone

My word, after years of trying, I do believe I finally got the carp. Three even. Must be my lucky day.

emurph


quality posts: 0 Private Messages emurph

Missed it again! RRRRRRR!!!! I wait and I wait and I wait and I wait then yay bag or carp but then NOOOOOOO I can't get on--server too busy. And I try and I try and I try and then.... I cry. *sigh*

dewthedru


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dewthedru

i was "this" close. saw the Bandolier of Carrots and then.....tick....tick....tick.

same ol' story for everyone i guess.

mwalters


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwalters

I couldn't get my carp - servers were too busy........

ycsing


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ycsing

BAH! No Blogging Old CEO for me this time. Maybe next month....*sigh*

randylm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages randylm

I got on the order page 3 times, not sure if I got it though

mangesk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mangesk

So angry. No can haz beg oh crep.

jeauxkewl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeauxkewl

Screwed again. One of these days I'm going to get an order for Bandolier of Carrots to go through.

Random Crap x 6 plus a ton of other quality spontaneous purchases.

eatchex89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eatchex89

i got one!

hellz yea!!

i tried to get three, but the stupid button wouldn't change the Quantity. must have hit it like 6 times before i was like frak IT ONE IS BETTAH THAN NONE!

so I got one. wish me luck with getting a HDTV. that'd be sick

9 Woots (1 BofC!)
1 Sellout.Woot
2 Shirt.Woot

blkdog40


quality posts: 2 Private Messages blkdog40

carp fo me

2nd one ever, after soo many tries :D

thatdecade


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thatdecade

wootanalyzer opened the buy page within mere seconds, failed anyway.

M1ssy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages M1ssy

man, this bites. I got to the order page, it wouldn't let me click on 3, so I took just continued, confirmed it and .... crash... gezz, how depressing, now I have a headache...

M1ssy

angerbender


quality posts: 47 Private Messages angerbender

DoS! Dang! That's OK. I can make my own Banjo of Consternation. I used to do it all the time in Jr. High. Then we would light them on fire...

MacGyverO


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MacGyverO

That's rough... wish the server would be able to handle us geeks yerning for a bag-o-carp!

cmv131


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cmv131

Processing Processing Processing. I expect message soon about being a loser. Thats ok...Further than I got before..llo