tandwich


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AversaS wrote:I'm horny. I guess I'll go frak my girlfriend while this sells out.



me too, that is, frak yer gf

tpsully1


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What's after the hddvd player, a betamax? a case of Moxie?

kdccrosby


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mojofc wrote:I don't own an IPhone, but I just bought 3, too good of a deal to pass up!

Now I need to buy an IPhone... Damn



silly wabbit! :-)

deadbolt11


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Vegfreak wrote:What's being posted isn't true and this isn't the venue for that junk.



I agree this isn't a venue for junk, but it could be true, you don't know that for sure yet.

jayteez


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tandwich wrote:joke: what does obama and jfk have in common?



they both stuck your mama in her poop hole?



wootologist since 2005.

Homco


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These are never going to sell out . . .they have a million!

okm


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The extension coefficient of polycarbonate is less than 0.22, meaning that the elasticity precision in this application is nominally fine

nickybocker


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groothewanderer wrote:



Everyone one is crazy bout a carp dressed phone!

dfisheratt


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for the love of fellow wooters in for three. cmon jump on the wagon. Lets get to the HDDVD Player already

fredware


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gregkirk591 wrote:I purchased one of the dvd players when it popped up.

Think it will still go through?



probably? why not. you guys should get started on the next product so we can move along faster! *giggles*:D

jermag27


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I wish they'd do a Banjo of Consternation now, instead of during the day when the servers crash!

kmcavin65


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I see dead technology, but it doesn't know it is dead.

tandwich


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jayteez wrote:they both stuck your mama in her poop hole?



damn, you know this one

graigstone


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If woot plans to sell antiquated technology next, I predict that to be the end...how about our choice of a Bangkok or Constantinople?

--Ever wonder what happened to the other guy from Wham!? Yeah, me neither.

epitas


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Great! My first woot! How do I know if it went through??

Ummwhat


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Bring on the Bacon Salt!!!!

And you would be???

slightlyslapdash


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hehe, second news story of the night: sweater weather. It'll be in the 50's when we wake up. I'm at 57 right now.

I am slightly slapdash and I have USB and Nike+ addictions. =(|) woot monkeys rock. \m/(>.<)\m/

Terrible30


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AversaS wrote:I'm horny. I guess I'll go frak my girlfriend while this sells out.



Whatcha going to do with the rest of the 22 minutes?

viper2838


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zole2112 wrote:I'd do the same to my wife but the timing is wrong, she needs the Woomba this week



NICE

27 Woot down, tons to go....
Most recent Woot: Skil Tool Set

wnysteel


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rorwizard wrote:The HD-DVD Player and 2 Random movies... as previously provided link, description and picture for disappearing items:

http://www.woot.com/WantOne.aspx?id=3a07aaa4-bf7a-451d-baf2-bc4beac880f1
Venturer HD-DVD Player with 2 Random HD-DVD Movies
$44.99
+ $5 shipping
CONDITION:
New
PRODUCTS:
1 Venturer SHD7000 1080i HD-DVD Player
1 2 Random HD-DVD Movies

I want one!
product infoproduct stats
They Don’t Make ‘Em Like This Anymore

This is your chance to adopt one of the last specimens of a dying breed. It’ll be like having a Tasmanian Tiger in your yard, or making all your calls on one of those hand-crank telephones like the one they used on “Lassie.” You’ll be an eccentric!
There was nothing unusual about owning an HD-DVD player a couple years ago. Why, anybody who enjoys watching movies with a bright, sharp picture might’ve had one. But now? Ah, to buy one now is to start down the path to the kind of lifestyle where you listen to 8-tracks instead of mp3s. “I just prefer the format,” you’ll say, as you re-cinch your smoking jacket, or adjust your fez, or comb some more wax into your magnificent handlebar moustache.
Besides, HD-DVDs are cheap, and about to get cheaper. Soon you’ll be able to pick them up at garage sales, where they’ll be available by the boxload alongside VHS tapes. And if the selection seems a little… random, well, your Venture HD-DVD player still plays regular ol’ DVDs just fine.
But to get your collection started, this player will come with two HD-DVD movies. You’ll get two of the following, in decreasing order of desirability: 300 (“Sweet, I loved that movie!”), The Bourne Identity (“Cool, I really liked that movie.”), The Perfect Storm (“Oh, I heard that was good.”), Rumor Has It (“Hmn.”) or Firewall (“Ugh, how much you want to bet that’s one of the ones we get?”)
So snap this player up—then trade in your Ford Focus for a Harley Topper! ‘Cause today… OK, today you’re a little out of date. But in a few short years? Boy, you’re going to be the lovable neighborhood oddball. The hit of every cocktail party. The kids’ favorite house on Hallowe’en. They’ll say “you know old man [your name], the guy who keeps bees, and invents his own slang? The guy with the outdoor shower, who plucks his eyebrows into that weird shape? Did you know he watches HD-DVDs? That guy’s awesome!”
Warranty: 1 Year Venturer
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty



Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty



Features:
HD-DVD player that can play HD-DVD movies at 1080i resolution
Also plays DVD video, and video CDs
Dolby Digital Embedded and Dolby TrueHD Compatible sound system with an optical audio connection
HDMI, component video and composite analog video output
HDMI and Component can display at 1080i or 720p high definition, composite displays at 480i standard definition. HDMI connection is recommended
Ethernet LAN connection, used to update the player’s firmware and allows access to special HD DVD content through the internet
Dimensions: 16.9×13.0×2.4 inches
Weight: 7.1 lb
Selection of Random Movies:
300
Bourne Identity
Rumor Has It
Perfect Storm
Firewall
In the box:
Venturer SHD7000 1080i HD-DVD Player
Remote Control
Power Cable
2 random HD-DVD Movies



dunno how you got all that in the ~20 seconds it was up....but kudos to you friend

trailtroll


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The only reason I'm still here BACON SALT

First ... woot war over B . O . .. C and then traveling down the road for 5 hours watchin woot on my phone, then missing the b/d charger cause my phone died ... ARGGGHHHHHH! I need a woot intervention!!!

zole2112


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okm wrote:The extension coefficient of polycarbonate is less than 0.22, meaning that the elasticity precision in this application is nominally fine



You don't have any woots yet, time to bust your woot pimple

"I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some bastard with a torch, bringing me more work."

coretj


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tpsully1 wrote:What's after the hddvd player, a betamax? a case of Moxie?



I would buy a vintage case of moxie... but not these

MY WOOTS


  1. Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup
  2. Kingston 2GB Micro SD Card with Adapter
  3. Neat Receipts v3.0 Document Management System with Scanner

hff2k5


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Xstatic


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Are these mac compatible?

slightlyslapdash


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epitas wrote:Great! My first woot! How do I know if it went through??



Click on "your account" up top and see if it shows up on the left hand side; Or check the email that you gave w00t.

I am slightly slapdash and I have USB and Nike+ addictions. =(|) woot monkeys rock. \m/(>.<)\m/

Vegfreak


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SnifferSir


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The end is near. . . Hmmmmm... Monty Python next??

Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

SpotlessMizzle


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If this ends with a screaming monkey I swear to god I will never Woot again....

keehnle


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cheerios4u wrote:I like Pie.



Oh what kinda pie you like?

14 wOoT's, 2 Random Crap, 2 Kids wOoT, 6 Shirts wOot's, 2 Home wOoT's & 1 moofi woot & still not enough stuff!

RenDress


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I just got off the i-phone with Chuck. He said if you don't all buy three of these, he'll come roundkick you in the face. So get on it.

37 Woots - 5 Shirt Woots - 4 Bags of Crap.

fbressler


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mfladd wrote:groothewanderer,you need to let this go and get into the groove that is the Woot. Do you feel my vibe?



Huhuhuhuhuhuh...you said vibe.

Anywho. Shall I buy an HD-DVD player or what?

tandwich


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tandwich wrote:joke: what does obama and jfk have in common?



nothing.....yet

adammogk


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yup. im one who didnt read the description and bought one for a friend. he has the 3g though. i have 'noob' written all over me..

groothewanderer


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we need ya back, Duke!

We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.

John Adams
US diplomat & politician (1735 - 1826)

Magebear


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docleroux wrote:Sounds like someone can't handle the truth.



Truth? You mean like, Republicans got their azzes handed to them?

eschie2872


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What's next? I say Sansa

Vegfreak


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oio wrote:LMAO that's awesome.

This is THE wootoff killer. Bedtime, and I don't even care whether I miss the barg of krapola.



Bandolier of Carrots came up hours ago.

dringer


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Leak Frog? Please . . .?

okm


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zole2112 wrote:You don't have any woots yet, time to bust your woot pimple



True, that. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.