It's the weekend and your girlfriend suggests that the two of you go see a movie. You think to yourself "Sure- I would like to see the 40-year-old Virgin or Transporter 2". But when you get to the theater, you see that she is headed for the chick flick "Just Like Heaven". Ugh- what are you going to do for the next 2 hours???
Introducing the Wootco Self Surround Sound Theater System! Just slip your favorite DVD into the drive, lower the screen and speakers into position and you are ready to go. This system features 4 speakers that surround your head in dolby sound. In addition, plug in your subwoofer and slip it into your front pocket and you will think you are actually in the movie.
The helmet is made of light-weight Pith (that is why they call it a pith helmet) and is so comfortable, you will forget that you are even wearing it. Order one today or maybe even two if your girlfriend is getting tired of watching football on Sundays.