lip wrote:

Disclaimer: Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the authors imagination or are used fictiously. Any resemblance to events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

classic disclaimer

pennyfan87 wrote:

(coalition of the willing image)

This gets my vote!

clwisdom wrote:

do you mean bidet?

What? No one made a personal bidet that you can carry in your pocket for your impromptu bideting needs, or a single-use bidet that you can throw away after you finish your dirty business.

I hate it when people ask, "Why does the bathroom have two toilets?"

mnementh wrote:

I hate it when people ask, "Why does the bathroom have two toilets?"

When I was little I thought it was a water fountain...

So you never get "she loves me not"

gbicer wrote:

Comes with extra cartridges so everyone can play.

AWESOME!

jqubed wrote:

When I was little I thought it was a water fountain...

So , did you drink from it?

jqubed wrote:

That is mildly disturbing.

So did Micky's deformed twin decide he was better off without Disney?

Sorry it's a bit late. I'd like to thank the GIMP for making this harder than it needed to be... Grrr...

Cup & String.

The toy phone lonely children can easily make with household items.

pennyfan87 wrote:

(coalition of the willing image)

clwisdom wrote:

This gets my vote!

You forget Woot is in Texas so anti-Bush sentiments will never win. Take it from someone who knows. Great post, though.

Texas raises more sheep and produces more mohair from angora goats than any other state.

Taken from Texas state history site: http://www.netstate.com/states/links/tx_links.htm

I thank you for your time.

Swimming pool for one.

thought of it a minute ago, surprised noone used it.. unless somebody did use it in the 7 or so pages i havnt looked at yet

Yea not sure if any of these are similar... got bored after page 2... forgive the simplicity... still a noob

















enjoy

IronMaiden wrote:

thought of it a minute ago, surprised noone used it.. unless somebody did use it in the 7 or so pages i havnt looked at yet

Brave Woman wouldn't fit into the costume. :(

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For this contest, I'm predicting a sweep.

Unless woot lumps these all into one category and calls it the "ammusement park for 1."

mnementh wrote:

mom?

Try eating your mac and cheese with that.

I was going to post a picture of TubGirl and call it Self-Serve but I know that wouldn't go over too well...so I'm not going to post it.
If you want to see TubGirl, CLICK HERE.
CAUTION: do not click if you have a weak stomach and/or prone to instant diarrhea.








lol.

keoten wrote:

I was going to post a picture of TubGirl and call it Self-Serve but I know that wouldn't go over too well...so I'm not going to post it. If you want to see TubGirl, CLICK HERE. CAUTION: do not click if you have a weak stomach and/or prone to instant diarrhea.

missed the caution part. -=-vomits-=-

From the Woot! Archives© comes the Mystery Brand 1 Piece Speaker!

It's the weekend and your girlfriend suggests that the two of you go see a movie. You think to yourself "Sure- I would like to see the 40-year-old Virgin or Transporter 2". But when you get to the theater, you see that she is headed for the chick flick "Just Like Heaven". Ugh- what are you going to do for the next 2 hours???



Introducing the Wootco Self Surround Sound Theater System! Just slip your favorite DVD into the drive, lower the screen and speakers into position and you are ready to go. This system features 4 speakers that surround your head in dolby sound. In addition, plug in your subwoofer and slip it into your front pocket and you will think you are actually in the movie.

The helmet is made of light-weight Pith (that is why they call it a pith helmet) and is so comfortable, you will forget that you are even wearing it. Order one today or maybe even two if your girlfriend is getting tired of watching football on Sundays.

All for what?

mnementh wrote:

Brave Woman wouldn't fit into the costume. :(

YES!... i thought the same thing, but i wanted to go to bed, and i thought there was some sort of cut off time, and i dont have a pic of brave lady, nor can i find one cept in your guy's entries. i just did what i did.. but brave woman would of been awsome...

IronMaiden wrote:

YES!... i thought the same thing, but i wanted to go to bed, and i thought there was some sort of cut off time, and i dont have a pic of brave lady, nor can i find one cept in your guy's entries. i just did what i did.. but brave woman would of been awsome...

The original pictures of Brave Woman are in a thread in the "Everything Else" forums.

ugh.. late as ever

mnementh wrote:

What? No one made a personal bidet that you can carry in your pocket for your impromptu bideting needs, or a single-use bidet that you can throw away after you finish your dirty business. I hate it when people ask, "Why does the bathroom have two toilets?"

I spent most of the weekend doing family stuff, causing me to forego the "diaper for one" ..one month, that is. I pictured my 7month old on top of a huge diaper.



I also wanted to put up the huge pile of diapers for a baby's lifetime (how about diapers as a woot? maybe several hundred? Think of the surprise when that shows up in your B. O. C.!)

IronMaiden wrote:

thought of it a minute ago, surprised noone used it.. unless somebody did use it in the 7 or so pages i havnt looked at yet

Yeah, I kept expecting to see Highlander Cliches all weekend. Since yours is the only one (ha!), it isn't a cliche after all.

Don't know if I am too late... I am new... LOL

Jason Toon wrote:

Don't assume. We're not all in Texas, and we don't all feel the same way about politics. We'll never penalize an entry for political content toward either end of the spectrum. Having said that, we haven't seen many really good politically-themed entries.

Absowoot left and right was given the nod, after all.

so i just made a pretty good brave lady highlander image but i cant submit it because this school comp wont let me change out of photoshop image seting so i cant host it... oh well do it again at home

Josephus wrote:

Absowoot left and right was given the nod, after all.

Ah... but it lacked partiality.

We all know the political direction in which the web/tech savvy internet-blog demographic leans... this being the case, political bent entries are often rather hackneyed.

A mod should post a big red image to signify the end of the contest, that way people won't continue to work on new art when, essentially, it'll all be for naught.

xterramatt wrote:

....should post a big red image to signify the end of the contest, that way people won't continue to work on new art when, essentially, it'll all be for naught.

xterramatt wrote:

....people won't continue....

xterramatt wrote:

.... essentially, it'll all be for naught.

Josephus wrote:

I spent most of the weekend doing family stuff, causing me to forego the "diaper for one" ..one month, that is. I pictured my 7month old on top of a huge diaper. I also wanted to put up the huge pile of diapers for a baby's lifetime (how about diapers as a woot? maybe several hundred? Think of the surprise when that shows up in your B. O. C.!)

Beautiful child. I have a 3-month-old. I like the diaper idea. A lot. P'haps Woot could seek out that 1600 pack of diapers and sell it for 15 bucks... plus $5 s&h.