| kilray wrote:|
|Thanks for the payment Woot.
If you've run out of screaming monkeys, feel free to substitute an InFocus Projector. I'll understand.
At first blush, I blanched at the very idea!
However, I willingly shall join the nobler ranks of, um, kilray!
I therefore consent to put my selfishness aside and grant unto you my much sought permission to do this filthy thing.
If you must.
Be done with it then, man!
Even in this great gesture of beneficence, I accept no accolades.
Mankind has been uplifted and I, your glorious and humble benefactor, can rest a little easier.
I shall not falter in my determination, nor weaken in my resolve.
Do your worst.
If this declaration has brought together nations then I shall, too, shoulder that responsibility.
I say, bring it!
You will not see the slightest bending in my iron will in this, one of the most selfless acts witnessed on Earth: Nay, the universe.
Send me your best InFocus Projector!
I shall not shrink from this infliction upon my very soul!
Begone with you!
And do this terrible injustice!
I am resolved.