We asked you, our loyal minions, to Show us a "baby" version of a past or current Woot product. Well, of course this is how these products are made in the real world! They are hatched from the eggs we have sent from our suppliers, and then each one has to be hand raised by our crack team of writers and their huge immediate families. OK, not Slydon- we keep getting things like the condoms and the pole dancer from him, even when we send him Barbie sock and animatronic Elvii ova. weird...
First Place - $100
edelman - Tadpoles
Yeah, yeah, we don't care if it's sort of been done before.
Second Place - $50
wonderstew - Water Gun
Now this is the baby version of a woot product.
Third Place - $20
desertratwannabe - trike
What a Kewpie of a kawasaki trike!
bpeterson82 - bacon salt
Sick. But funny. And accurate.
intaglio - Baby Headphones
I really like this, but does it fit the contest theme? It does say show us a baby version of a Woot product, but this product would be FOR a baby. I don't know. It's probably on-topic as the topic is written, I just think it...oops, didn't mean to show these comments. never mind.
ActorTom - Don't Wake the Baby
He's liable to turn you into a toad.
toby8915 - What are these things
A fine question, well worth repeating. Seriously, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?
jfarley1 - Webcams
Ah, the requisite sperm and egg picture. Thanks a lot.
ThatPoshGirl - My First Breathalyzer
"That's right, sweetie, just blow as hard as you can for the officer."
ThatPoshGirl - unhappy dad
This is one papa ready to go on the Springer Show.
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