At some point in the recent past, we asked you to create a futuristic battle-mobile from past and current Woot products. We learned one thing from this contest--you people are innovative, inspired, ingenious, inventive, and fertile. What? Fertile is another word for creative. You have fertile minds. But then, why wouldn't we say you're novative, spired, genious and ventive? Ever think of that? Huh? Well didja?
First Place - $100
taipan - Elvis-bot XVI
So this is how they are keeping him alive. Great balls 'o fire!
Second Place - $50
intaglio - Watch Out
Even the sources are neat to look at.
Third Place - $20
wonderstew - Scorpionbot
Yet another outpost was destroyed, all their water stolen by the Wondertruck.
toby8915 - Soapbox Derby
Don't give them ideas.
FedUpOldHag - Way Cool Bot Thing
We don't know what this is but we like. Get this thing in the derby, stat!
faithcoaching - Indifferent Tokyo
What? Give us a break...it's only the 23rd giant metal monster made out of wireless microphones and speaker parts we've seen on this street today.
SBCJester21 - Mad Max Beyond Gutterdome
Like the sign says, "Speed's just a question of money. How fast can you go?"
lockeroom - 12 Megapaddles Kayak
I guess he's battling mother nature?
Xexus - Battle Mobile
Thank you, Mr. Literal.
BDFresh - Monkey Autopsy
This machine must be defective. Beef? Well maybe it didn't have monkey meat programmed in. Anyway, it's what's for dinner!
ThatPoshGirl - Dogs v. Cats
Cats are so badass.
Money winners, please email your Paypal info to firstname.lastname@example.org. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to email@example.com. Then go order Sea-Monkeys. While you are waiting for them to arrive in the mail (they will arrive MUCH sooner than your Woot monkey), make 3 batches of monkey bread. When the Sea-Monkeys arrive, feed them the monkey bread and see if that helps them live any longer than normal. If they see their shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of waiting for your Woot monkey. Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember: save up all those items you bought in the Woot-offs and your bags of koi, because one day you may need to build one of these things in order to survive the post-apocalyptic Earth after that comet hits in 2012.