that’s a vegan zombie. He eats graaaaains. Or he would, if he didn’t
have celiac disease. Also he doesn’t wear leather and he listens to
bands you’ve never heard of. Really, he’s kind of annoying. And he
smells like a dead guy...
There was candy everywhere! Every booth had candy! Why did he need to take poor Gizmo’s candy?
As we ran away in tears, we tripped over the Global Green Pals.
Thankfully we were saved by Carbon Offset Chet. We also met Clean Air
Kate and Recycle Kyle. The whole concept has been designed by a woman
with United Nations experience who was even cool enough to laugh when
we asked her about the upcoming one world government. Then we told her
about our blog and she said our jokes were stupid, so score one for
you, lady. But you’re too cool for us to treat you like you were jerkface license plate guy, so here’s a photo of Kyle making his move on Kate.
beside Kyle was a really cool set of ice trays that were letters and
numbers. The trays can also be used to make chalk, chocolate,
popsicles, and maybe anything that can go from liquid to solid. Here’s
a photo of the tray being used to make enough butter to kill a man and
gain his inheritance while the killer is still in the prime of life.
The Funtastic booth seemed innocent enough… until we met creepy drugged-out zebra. Then we had to run.
we’re from Texas, our buyers are always armed, so we tried to find one
that could protect us. Unfortunately, she was having problems of her own…
The only place that seemed safe was the Hexbug booth. They liked us there, right? Too late did we learn of our terrible mistake…
this be the end of the Woot Road Trip Staff? Will we survive the rise
of the toy empire? Toy Fair 2009 coverage continues… OR WILL IT???