Jason Toon


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As the world's funniest-dressed millionaires assemble in Florida and Arizona to loosen up for baseball season, we wonder what our products do to stay in shape for their moment in the spotlight. We keep trying to catch them at it in the warehouse to no avail, so now it's your turn. This week's challenge:

Show us current or former Woot products in training camp, preparing for "Woot season."

Yes, we know every day is Woot season. But these contests don't work without a little suspension of disbelief.

Post your entry here by 11:59 AM CST on Monday, March 9, 2009. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave painting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are fond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own work, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.



GodfatherND


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Kitten!

no1


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i was going to re-post the pic of "jason's first goatse" here (no editing but i thought the idea of jason preparing for woot season by viewing goatse pics was funny) but it looks like i can't post pics at all any more.

bye chop contest, it was nice knowing you.

edit: my guess is it's a tactic aimed at reducing pr0n posted in wootoff threads by newly created accounts, but the net caught me, too.

bpeterson82


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Withdrawn by the author for obvious(don't belive me?)reasons.

bpeterson82


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SAFE! V1.0



See resub further down

Switz213


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More like Major Pain. Get it?!?!?!?!?!?!

fun fun fun

devzero


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Source:
clown

The team

wizard7926


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bpeterson82 wrote:

Roomba
Dirty Home Plate (IStockPhoto)
Clean Home Plate (IStockPhoto)



GREAT idea, but he's sliding into home from the wrong side!

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easy1


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bpeterson82 wrote:


wizard7926 wrote:GREAT idea, but he's sliding into home from the wrong side!


And I thought the Roomba represented the umpire cleaning off the plate before the batter stepped up to the box.


wizard7926


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easy1 wrote:And I thought the Roomba represented the umpire cleaning off the plate before the batter stepped up to the box.



That could be true too..

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SBCJester21


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Toon Anthem



Jason qualifies, as he's both the product and a tool of w00t! ;o)

Sources:

National Anthem

lobsterlarry


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lobsterlarry


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Can't seem to get the pic to post

FenStar


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no1 wrote:i was going to re-post the pic of "jason's first goatse" here (no editing but i thought the idea of jason preparing for woot season by viewing goatse pics was funny) but it looks like i can't post pics at all any more.

bye chop contest, it was nice knowing you.

edit: my guess is it's a tactic aimed at reducing pr0n posted in wootoff threads by newly created accounts, but the net caught me, too.

Someone will fix it I would guess. until then PM me your pics.

Still single, can't imagine why.

RABBIDpanda


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The Ion USB turntable gets ripped.


Sources: bench, weights, Ion iPTUSB turntable

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

SAFE! v2.0



Thanks to wizard7926 & easy1 for the comments!! Hope this makes more sense, as I am NOT a baseball fan in the slightest! Enjoy!

Original Entry For Comparison
Roomba
Dirty Home Plate
Clean Home Plate

no1


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FenStar wrote:Someone will fix it I would guess.



i don't see how they can. there really isn't much difference between me and the common troll.


FenStar wrote:until then PM me your pics.



thanks for the generous offer, but it's not as if i am a regular choppapalooza participant anyway.

supermatt52


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Lets get that bag so full its busting at the seams!



The Filler: http://www.ladamic.com/otherstuff/paintings/hpstallphoto.jpg

The Bag: http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=3007194

bpeterson82


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Phil Mickelson and his Woot! TaylorMade Tourino Stand Bag and Towel, prepare for the season.



TaylorMade Tourino Stand Bag and Towel
The Clubs
Phil!

bpeterson82


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Soviet Imagery from White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico in 1945



Sources:
Screen capture from Google Maps!
Bunker/Silo Thingie
Explosion
USB Missile Launcher



If this ain't "Woot Training" I don't know what is!

RABBIDpanda


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Candi had to hire a world famous personal trainer to keep up her figure.

Sources: punchout, Candi

mitcho4747


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IT was rough, IT was tough, but WOOT brought us enough..BACON!!!!!


GodfatherND


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Photo of Candi warming up outside the Woot building.

dirtydave0221


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This is my first entry...be nice...please



Sources:
Laptop
Lumbergh Doll
Shooting Range
Missile Launcher

WHAT????I lost my signature, oh well.

toby8915


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Jeanine912 wrote:steroids



That's funny.

And what happen to being allowed to use bigger images? Why are we still stuck at 450?

wizard7926


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bpeterson82 wrote:SAFE! v2.0



Thanks to wizard7926 & easy1 for the comments!! Hope this makes more sense, as I am NOT a baseball fan in the slightest! Enjoy!



Looks great, bpeterson!

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toby8915


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Some day he'll make it to the big time

bpeterson82


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toby8915 wrote:Some day he'll make it to the big time



Looks more like the Hall of Fame! ahuhu!!! Good job, btw, and awesome shirt!!!

bpeterson82


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Jeanine912 wrote: A-Tykes on Steroids



That's a Monkey Prize! I call it!

bpeterson82


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wizard7926 wrote:Looks great, bpeterson!



Wouldn't have been, if not for the corrections from ya'll. It's not overtly funny, but I do think the idea is a bit clever. Thanks again!

toby8915


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bpeterson82 wrote:Looks more like the Hall of Fame! ahuhu!!! Good job, btw, and awesome shirt!!!



Thanks and thanks.

BDFresh


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The iPod community was not very happy when they found out the 2nd Generation was pregnant in the off season.



wheelygood


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wheelygood


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no idea how to post sources

http://www.robbinssports.com/sporting-goods-store/images/sh-T-2-competition-wood-discus.jpg

http://www.howlingsow.com/mainwebsite_html/art_images/thought_bubble.gif

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/23000045/Images/1/boxinggloves_AB001107_1.jpg

http://www.woot.com/Images/Sale/Random_Crapc9f5cc2e-e8b3-40a1-92fc-7f7ca94c5bc9-detail.jpg

http://ineedweddinghelp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/wedding-tennis-shoes.jpg

callmemig


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Get ready for some Woot! Training!

Here we have Huey getting that thin body of his PAN-TONED!


FenStar


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Entry from lobsterlarry

Still single, can't imagine why.

enzorallo


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bpeterson82 wrote:Phil Mickelson and his Woot! TaylorMade Tourino Stand Bag and Towel, prepare for the season.



TaylorMade Tourino Stand Bag and Towel
The Clubs
Phil!





Again as a fan of this sport and a Pro Golfer I'd just have to warn that if Mickelson was caught warming up for the season with TaylorMade he's be cut off of Callaway Staffing...

use Sergio Garcia or another TM staffed player =0)

bryan6989


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Kitty Camp

Source: http://www.clipartguide.com/_small/0512-0710-2915-2551.jpg

jroy413


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Source - http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/urbanite/blog/simmons500.jpg