I bought the blender and the juicer. I'm through eating solid food.

Belruel wrote:hahaha a 90 dollar citrus press

good lord.

a USED 90 dollar citrus press.

I already bought 3 Breville Blenders to make fruit smoothies... after conceding the fact that my life would be without juice... now this comes up?

Too late woot... too late...

I get the feeling that the Bustin' out chainsaws will be the last thing they put up... because everyone will leave ..

rickbehel wrote:I guess the same people that bought the super expensive blender would buy this?

Hey at least the blender can make cocktails where was a juicier is just too much work

It's official. If Woot can sell this, they can sell anything.

Next Up: 6 Inch Subway Sandwich, Refurbished

When you squeeze my Lemon, I just about fall out of bed.......

I wonder what this could do to a bottle of italian dressing?

ericadam wrote:my thoughts exactly

recast?

Will this work with my mac? Can I juice it?

refurbished?? must be A Rod's old juicer.

where are my usb toys?! I have unused ports that I must fill!

This is actually a pretty good juicer - my brother got it for a wedding present. But for $90? Yeah, no.

banddork1 wrote:Turtle wax.

I like turtles!

What did the refurb guy see when he got it from the original owner?

CAN ANYONE TELL ME (VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE) HOW LONG THIS WOOT-OFF IS SUPPOSED TO LAST?

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE 12-24HRS...

thank goodness i'll have some time to actually be productive now!

What is this? A Cylon Centurian sex toy???

bovinekid wrote:Does this one have the salsa dispenser on the bottom?

lol

Juliewest wrote:a NINETY DOLLAR ORANGE SQUEEZER?

Hey, it has a "built-in finger hole!"

not remotely enough leverage. The ones they make in mexico of cast iron are a fraction of the price and far more effective.

rickbehel wrote:I guess the same people that bought the super expensive blender would buy this?

That blender wasn't super expensive, that was a good deal at $120. This is just kind of absurd. There's no motor or anything to make this better than a $10-20 one. Might not look slick, but since when do you leave a citrus juicer on the counter?

This one's going to take a while..

"Multi-tiered, Quadra-Fin juicing cone"! Nuff Said

awhorton wrote:+1

+2

matty1124 wrote:double post

..that could have an answer but i'm not sure if it was rhetorical or not....

AlyssaMuller wrote:Wondering what can go wrong with a manual citrus press that it needs to be refurbished...

Junk.

"No kitty! Bad! Don't lick between squeezes!... NO KITTY, BAD! I'm not stopping next time kitty, I mean it..."

undertow976 wrote:buy something...

I need something worth buying first.

w.o.o.t. - we only offer terds

othatdavid wrote:a USED 90 dollar citrus press.

Not used, refurbished. That means they cleaned all the pits out. LOL!

I haven't seen one of these since I got out of the Army. This one time during Desert Storm, we were hunkered down behind some sand dunes, out of ammo and almost out of food. All of a sudden about half a platoon of Republican Guards come running over the hill, bent on some serious payback. Sargent Overby yells, "Leemo - go grab that big citrus press out of the mess tent." We all thought he'd lost his marbles, but Pvt. Leemo took off running. I don't know how he did it, but the Sarge took out 25 Iraqis that day, and held off the rest of them, with nothing but that stainless steel citrus press.

Keep that in mind if you think this "isn't powerful enough" for your tangelos.

Best application: Squeeze the life out of a woot off......

bowlofpunk2 wrote:remember last time around April fools day, they had a wootoff and never had the random guppy. Every one decided to boycott woot and the next day guppy was the item. hmmm???

Actually, the guppy came on 4 times during the day...those damn battery backups...

I dont recall anyone boycotting woot, but box of chorizo was not the item the next day

csokn wrote:It's official. If Woot can sell this, they can sell anything.

Next Up: 6 Inch Subway Sandwich, Refurbished

Can I get a footlong for $5!?

kantaris wrote:time to go poop

I don't think it's supposed to be used like that.

Or maybe that's how they end up w/refurbs.

Refurbished citrus press?

How do you refurbish a citrus press?

pontiac9783 wrote:could be a good torture device. the juice is loose

nice reference to family guy

Refurb? Ugh... The last person could have been crushing monkey brains in it for all we know...

joementhol wrote:During this break someone should take pictures of all the flash drives and make a slide show, put it on an SD card, use a RC helicopter to fly it secretly into Woot HQ and load it onto their photo-phone.

With all their power tools, they can build a nice museum-like display for all the photos they've printed with their laser printers and shine pretty rechargeable halogen lamps so they can see it in the dark without their night-vision monoculars.

^_^

Maparoni wrote:CAN ANYONE TELL ME (VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE) HOW LONG THIS WOOT-OFF IS SUPPOSED TO LAST?

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE 12-24HRS...

It'll be over in about 36 minutes. Right after the Bustin' out chainsaws!