Jason Toon


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Staff

From time to time we'll see a twitter comment or get an email beseeching us to sell to other countries. And we've fielded a couple of inquiries over the years from fast-talking entrepreneurs who want to license the Woot name for similar sites in their native lands. In the end, those ideas have all proven to be more hassle than they would be worth. But there's no hassle in turning that idea into Photoshop fodder. Your challenge this week:

Show us the homepage for a version of Woot geared toward some country other than the United States.

Obviously, if you're a racist, you probably have all kinds of racist ideas for racist entries. They won't win. Please don't bother submitting them.

Post your entry here by 11:59 AM (central) on Monday, April 20, 2009. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave painting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are fond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 550px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own work, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.


Kinetik82


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This looks like some fun!

RG415WBFA


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"Obviously, if you're a racist, you probably have all kinds of racist ideas for racist entries. They won't win. Please don't bother submitting them." What the heck does this mean? How do you define this word that seems to be very flexible? And why would you state something like that. Why don't you tell people not to be vulgar? That is very common over the internet!

ActorTom


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bpeterson82


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RG415WBFA wrote:"Obviously, if you're a racist, you probably have all kinds of racist ideas for racist entries. They won't win. Please don't bother submitting them." What the heck does this mean? How do you define this word that seems to be very flexible? And why would you state something like that. Why don't you tell people not to be vulgar? That is very common over the internet!



It seems to me you are new to this. Let me explain: Woot.com is the definition of sarcasm...let's move on now.

EDIT: I also call dibs on the USSR!

toby8915


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devzero


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bpeterson82


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CCCP.WOOT.COM


ORIGINAL Seriously, that's the exact image I used.

Josephus wrote:and did you photograph the gun from your own collection?
:^o
...we want to know your sources.



I figured throwing an AK w/mags on a chopped Woot homepage would not require such linking, but since you asked: AK-47, Mags,Vodka Add
Hammer & Sickle

Josephus


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bpeterson82 wrote:

ORIGINAL Seriously, that's the exact image I used.



and did you photograph the gun from your own collection?
:^o


in this case, it ain't so critical, because every entry is going to be some kind of woot related thing. but sometimes, it might matter a lot what your source for the gun was. If it were something in which a lot of photoshopping had previously been done to it, for example, then your entry might not be as good of work as we thought, because the hard part had already been done by someone else, and in that case you wouldn't deserve the credit. We have probably been burned on this issue more than a few times in the past.
- and no, I'm not questioning your work AT ALL. just trying to explain some of why we want to know your sources.

Enedlhach


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question, does the country have to real?

FedUpOldHag


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faithcoaching


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Enedlhach wrote:question, does the country have to real?



Of course not!

[This advice should not be considered authoritative.]

Go gators! Go Hokies!

bradcrc


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Enedlhach


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faithcoaching wrote:Of course not!

[This advice should not be considered authoritative.]



I really hope you right, since I already started mine and it's going to be good!

Enedlhach


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So here's my entry, hopping to finish high this week since this took a while

I was able to use my own username for this since it is an elvish name.

Here is the full size which you will definitely want to check out!
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m173/nordic_21/middlewoot-2.jpg
Edit: Updated entry


http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/movie/anduril.jpg
http://www.casefresh.com/lordoftherings/sideshowcollectibles/images12-inchfigures/samwisegamgee.jpg
http://www.casefresh.com/lordoftherings/sideshowcollectibles/images12-inchfigures/frodobaggins.jpg
http://www.cgartworld.com/albums/icons/Lord_of_the_Rings_-_Lembas_Bread.png
http://www.starry-eyed.com/Tudor2000/visit.jpg
and for the woot page I just took a screeny.

faithcoaching


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Book cover created at txt2pic.com

Go gators! Go Hokies!

noapparentfunction


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devzero


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noapparentfunction wrote:

Sources:
Ramen block
Woot! homepage



I'd prefer refurbished, thank you.

wizard7926


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In Soviet Russia..

zilla81


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bradcrc wrote:
woɔ˙ʇoom: əɔɹnos



I had NO CLUE there was some upside down font like that. Where have I been??

toby8915


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english version:


sources: menlightstaliban flag

bpeterson82


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toby8915 wrote: Toby's Lights



Hmm...I will pitch this on my next deployment...you could have something here Toby...lol.

Xexus


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No time to do this myself this week, but I was thinking that site for Hogsmeade (Harry Potter) would have to have an animated picture of the woot product in motion.

Signature censored by Woot

rosacola


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this is a fun one!

Xenora


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Enedlhach wrote:So here's my entry, hopping to finish high this week since this took a while

I was able to use my own username for this since it is an elvish name.

Here is the full size which you will definitely want to check out!
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m173/nordic_21/middlewoot.jpg



http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/movie/anduril.jpg
http://www.casefresh.com/lordoftherings/sideshowcollectibles/images12-inchfigures/samwisegamgee.jpg
http://www.casefresh.com/lordoftherings/sideshowcollectibles/images12-inchfigures/frodobaggins.jpg
http://www.cgartworld.com/albums/icons/Lord_of_the_Rings_-_Lembas_Bread.png
http://www.starry-eyed.com/Tudor2000/visit.jpg
and for the woot page I just took a screeny.



XD I laughed so hard! I assume the sword is refurbished....

My woot! purchases: The Original Blue Hedgehog; To The Top in the Style of Da Vinci; Deforestation; The Owliminator; Yeti & Robot; Electronica (The holy grail of all shirts... THE SYNTH SHIRT! Wahoo! ^.^)
...and 1 Random. (I hope Woot! doesn't pull another Random Roulette on me for a long time; I need to hang on to my money!)

If there are any repeat posts, blame my stupid computer!

Enedlhach


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Xenora wrote:XD I laughed so hard! I assume the sword is refurbished....



That gave me an idea lol, Condition: Remade/Reforged

:D

Edit: I updated it since I had some typos and added some...

maizehead


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wildwolf11


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stunnard


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wizard7926


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maizehead wrote:Sources:
SeaLand Logo
Woot
SeaLand Stamp
SeaLand



Haha, Sealand! Anyone remember when they were trying to sell certificates of royalty or something there?

jthakks


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Sources...

http://www.shutterstock.com/results.mhtml#photo_id=26482888

http://www.shutterstock.com/results.mhtml#photo_id=26093776

http://www.shutterstock.com/results.mhtml#photo_id=27521158

http://homepage.mac.com/beadsandbush/.cv/beadsandbush/Sites/.Pictures/shoe%20jpegs/shoe%20jpegs/champal.jpg-thumb_141_106.jpg

http://poisoningblog.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lion-how-salmonella-spices-linked-to-illnesses-1.jpg

jmdoering


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Swiss woot!:



Sources:
Flag:
http://www.emat-tucson.org/Switzerland/Pictures/SwitzerlandFlag.gif

woot! screenshot:
http://www.crunchbase.com/assets/images/original/0000/6814/6814v1.png

Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A8824/88243/300_88243.jpg

Thanks (or curses?) to Babelfish for supplementing my rudimentary German language skills.
:-)

bpeterson82


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Here's hoping for no backlash!

Sources:
Eiffel Tower
French Add
Flag

Enedlhach


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bpeterson82 wrote:

Here's hoping for no backlash!

Sources:
Eiffel Tower
French Add
Flag



so funny lol

tehpwnerer


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wizard7926 wrote:Haha, Sealand! Anyone remember when they were trying to sell certificates of royalty or something there?



I still think Pirate Bay should have bought sealand. :P

toby8915


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rsjaffe


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Source, eh!

Full size, it's a beauty, eh!

mrwolfe00


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rosacola


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bpeterson82 wrote:

Here's hoping for no backlash!

Sources:
Eiffel Tower
French Add
Flag



"Condition = New" - I would think it would be quite used.

Enedlhach


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rosacola wrote:"Condition = New" - I would think it would be quite used.



yes, used very very much...