In for 1. My niece will enjoy it. She sure is getting a lot of guppy this woot-off.

A musket that shoots an infrared beam? If I were clever, I'd buy three and hax it up to do fun things with my laptop.

But I'm not clever.

dszempel wrote:This thing is awesome, too bad it is out of my price range

What exactly is your "price range?" 99cents?

In for one, I don't do any real work at my desk anyway

gallogj wrote:Maybe there is a THEME after all? Pumping flashlights...fiberglass shafts...now a jumping banana? I can't quite place a finger on it.

Do you need a hand?

;)

This is going into my gift closet for safekeeping till November. My nephew LOVES pirates. Lets hope he does by then anyway.

ARGH!

carol2bs1grl wrote:True, true....well, obviously he's going to have to help support my w00t addiction, so having a job and not being a jerk would be good! ;)

Well, if your standards are like that... I dunno, that's going to be difficult...

gallogj wrote:Maybe there is a THEME after all? Pumping flashlights...fiberglass shafts...now a jumping banana? I can't quite place a finger on it.

Try using your whole hand... much more effective. I've heard your mouth works too.

ok what are people typing when it says The breadsticks need marinara!

Where are your buccaneers?
Under my Buccen Hat!

Sorry only Pirate joke I've got.

Dear Woot,

I love you...but I'm afraid you are putting our relationship on the rocks with this woot-off. Give us something better next item please.

Also, please don't torture us Pittsburgh baseball fans, we have suffered enough.

It says 'infrared musket' but it really looks kinda brown to me. Am I coming down with cataracts again?

What utter BS !! Wasted time since this woot-off began.

Took one for the Woot-Off! Actually, I wanted 3 but the budget won't allow it with the possiblity of neater "guppy" later.

gallogj wrote:Maybe there is a THEME after all? Pumping flashlights...fiberglass shafts...now a jumping banana? I can't quite place a finger on it.

how about 5 fingers? LOL

jdchristman wrote:I'm finished with woot.com! Done, see ya!

OK, bye bye

gallogj wrote:Maybe there is a THEME after all? Pumping flashlights...fiberglass shafts...now a jumping banana? I can't quite place a finger on it.

Why yes... it seems so. they MUST be building a time machine!

is this appropriate for my cubical?

jzmennone wrote:Where is the B-A-G O C-R-A-P? I want C-R-A-P! I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!I want C-R-A-P!

forgot to say cr@p

i just want my bandolier of carrots

will my laser pointer pen work on this?

WickedAndTorn wrote:Speed to first woot: 0m -39.-133s


wow.. that was fast. (and no, that is NOT what she said). I call hax!

HEEEEE!!! you funny.

straka2537113 wrote:ok what are people typing when it says The breadsticks need marinara!

Whenever something looks out of place like that just click the "reply" button and you'll see it as the poster actually typed it.

Hmmmm... Only if China agrees to ship it back to THEIR landfill in a month...

mommacomet wrote:I wish this site would have been around when my boys were young. I could have done all my birthday and Christmas shopping and never left the house. LOL They are now 17, 19 and 21 so not into these type of things anymore.

You're NEVER too old to play with toys!

Jumpin Banana?!?!
That's what my husband used to call it.

BWAHAHAHA

TheMauveStorm3 wrote:Only noobs do not know when box of chorizo is coming. It's been at the same time for 2 wootoffs now.

Too many people assume there will even *be* a box of chorizo. There isn't always one offered. Sometimes, it's offered more than once. Enjoy the w00t-0FF for what it is, folks. Otherwise, you'll be mighty disappointed when a box of chorizo doesn't happen.

Yow. I took a page from Kippy's book and decided to have a shower myself. I see I didn't miss anything important...

Whoops...thought these were Somalian pirates.

cmoran wrote:Too many people assume there will even *be* a box of chorizo. There isn't always one offered. Sometimes, it's offered more than once. Enjoy the w00t-0FF for what it is, folks. Otherwise, you'll be mighty disappointed when a box of chorizo doesn't happen.

QFT

mrtoast98 wrote:

my thoughts exactly

straka2537113 wrote:ok what are people typing when it says The breadsticks need marinara!

I don't know but it is SOOOOO funny that I laugh each and every time I see it.....see....because it's really funny. People, please keep posting this.

I'd have more to say, but I hate talking with my mouth full.

Okay, get your dirty minds out of the gutter! I had time during the golf club to make a steak sandwich with sauteed onions, jalapeno jack cheese and spicy A-1, but it's on Texas Toast so it's quite a mouthful.

Dirty minds! Sheesh!

ircmaxell wrote:Well, if your standards are like that... I dunno, that's going to be difficult...

I know...I just ask way too much of men! LOL!

If the laser in the flintlock stops working, what do I do then? Just throw rocks at the damn thing?

vscott1 wrote:You're NEVER too old to play with toys!

she is reported to have said that.

gnarlyeggs wrote:What exactly is your "price range?" 99cents?

Nah -- that's too steep...gotta go with the 1 centers!!

yakeshinu wrote:Yow. I took a page from Kippy's book and decided to have a shower myself. I see I didn't miss anything important...

Was it the centerfold?

Pirate vs. Knight