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WHY CAN'T WOOT MAKE OUR HONORABLE MENTION COUPON CODES WORK???

Every time I place an order, Ithe coupon doesn't work and I have to write member services to get my $5 shipping refunded. It takes an extra 5-10 minutes to do this, as I try to provide them all the necessary information in my email.

I didn't mind doing this every time, until today, when I got the following response, and had to write a second time, after looking up the URL's of the contests I'd won HM on-- even though I had provided the contest number and a description of the winning chop (see below).

All this wastes both the contest HM winners' time, and customer service's time. PLEASE FIX!!!!

Below is my letter and customer service's response
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Our records show that your coupon code was used for order number 24972716. Please advise with the links to your contest winning. I was unable to locate them when performing a search.

Riley


------------------- Original Message -------------------
From: ActorTom
Sent: 06/23/2009
To: Service; service@woot.com; Woot Member Services
Subject: RE: order 26884844, case # W-364419-OEAN



RE: order 26884844

Today I ordered 2 Screaming Mini Monkey Keychains with Red Cape (order 26884844 ), and my coupon code from the photochop contest didn't work (yet again). Please refund my $5 shipping charges.

I am ActorTom, Thomas I Myers, Jr. I have won honorable mention 17 times and have only used 10 of them.

HM -- 216: Camping: Snapster's ghost story
HM -- 213: Certified Proficient In Bovine Excreta Delivery: Elexa Resume
HM -- 209: Flesh-eating Bookworms: Anne of Green Goblins
HM -- 205: Congratulations! It's A Woot! -- Don't Wake the Baby
HM -- 204: New Year's Revolutions -- Forbes Alien
HM -- 193: Goldplated Bookend -- Whirled Cup
HM -- 191 Last Day -- Smokey Bear, End of the world
used HM -- 188: The Woot American Vote -- Alcohawk Dem & Rep
used HM -- 186: Viva Woot Vegas -- Cashier's Window
used HM -- 185: Nobody Move, Nobody Get Aggravated -- Leapin' Leakfrogs
used HM -- 178 -- Bitter Endorsement -- Twiggy
used HM -- 175 -- Raiders of the Lost Crystal Woot -- Nazca Woot Monkey
used HM -- 169-- Days of Wine and Woot -- Brave dutch boy + BW
used HM -- 168- In Soviet Union, Photo Chops You --Stalin Projection
used HM -- 166- March Mascot Madness -- Duck Hunt
used HM -- 157- What They Ought to Call It -- 49State Insurance
used HM -- 156 -- Sans means without -- Strangest dream

oh.... I really didn’t think the prizes were real. I won a monkey prize a few months ago emailed my info in and recently got a second place prize. Didn't receive either prizes, I just assumed it was like for fun lol.

mrwolfe00 wrote:oh.... I really didn’t think the prizes were real. I won a monkey prize a few months ago emailed my info in and recently got a second place prize. Didn't receive either prizes, I just assumed it was like for fun lol.

Monetary awards are only paid-out on a quarterly basis. The last pay-out was shortly before Contest 220, so then next will be in 6-7 weeks

They tell me the Honorable mention problem is being fixed. Good thing -- must be a lot of work for the Customer Service staff doing it all by hand. But if anybody has a problem with it, just pay the $5 (pretty minimal as shipping charges go), and customer service will refund it promptly after an email to service@woot.com.

The monkeys don't happen very often. I think the last monkey prizes went out in November or so. Maybe you'll get your monkey around Xmas time. You just have to be patient, and keep it up -- you've had some good stuff!!!

DeFlanko wrote:

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You spelt you're wrong ; ;

BenRain wrote: You spelt you're wrong ; ;

When you're that drunk, spelling doesn't even matter anymore...

Um yeah, I'm gonna need someone to go back to contest #42 (possibly earlier?) and count up all my HMs, mmmmkay? And then I'm going to go ahead and need you to come in on Saturday morning and work on those TPS reports. Thaaaaanks.

BenRain wrote: You spelt you're wrong ; ;

You spelled spelled wrong

edelman wrote:You spelled spelled wrong

and your frown isn't a perfect circle.....

FedUpOldHag wrote:

Excellent!! We have a winner!

fyrefall wrote:

My fav!

'Tis berry punny :-)

rosacola wrote:Wow, how'd they get thta wrench in the bottle?!

I think they might have molded the bottle around the wrench...

Or they shrunk it with a shrink ray, dropped it in, then enlarged it with the reverse button on the shrink ray...

boredbabe90 wrote:
Or they shrunk it with a shrink ray, dropped it in, then enlarged it with the reverse button on the shrink ray...

But wouldn't that have made the bottle grow too? I mean, wine is a liquid and thus a conductor...so wouldn't the "re-enlarge" ray have hit the wrench, conducted through the wine, hit the bottle and made the whole thing bigger?

DarthJay wrote:But wouldn't that have made the bottle grow too? I mean, wine is a liquid and thus a conductor...so wouldn't the "re-enlarge" ray have hit the wrench, conducted through the wine, hit the bottle and made the whole thing bigger?

No, growth rays DO NOT effect glass or liquid... only metal.