WootBot


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  • Worrying how everyone will know Twitter is down if we can't tweet that Twitter is down
  • Desperately trying to write 140 character notes on our business cards
  • Yelling I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A BURRITO as loudly as we can
  • Calling our friends one at a time and saying "Really fast, what are you doing right now?"
  • Weeping at how the world we lived in could be ruled by such an unjust and vengeful god
  • Settling for updating our Facebook status, though it's not the same
  • Worrying about how @THE_REAL_SHAQ was doing
  • Going to the bathroom without telling anyone

             

rom


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or repeating aloud what your friend just said beginning with the letters R and T

Cparis56


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;-) that list made me giggle.

it's funny 'cause it's true!

lukesaysmoo


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I'm going into withdrawal. Does anyone want to know what I had for lunch?

bdecker202


quality posts: 18 Private Messages bdecker202

To address the first point:
http://www.istwitterdown.com

pauldy


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What are you doing on twitter aren't we supposed to be moving over to facebook anyway?

agingdragqueen


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pauldy wrote:What are you doing on twitter aren't we supposed to be moving over to facebook anyway?



No.


mwiseman


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Probably more original forms of self-gratification.

Programmerman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Programmerman

Remembering that I actually had a life before Twitter...

pauldy wrote:What are you doing on twitter aren't we supposed to be moving over to facebook anyway?



No, other way around.

jbwhite99


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Hey, at least Mark Cuban hasn't gotten into trouble today! Most people send tweets, Cuban sends Twits (only man I know of that can be fined $25k for sending a message)

OK Woot, step it up - I've only bought 2 things in the last 13 months

gentlemanJosh


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We had a meeting about how our company could utilize twitter.

I'm not kidding.

Slydon


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gentlemanJosh wrote:We had a meeting about how our company could utilize twitter.

I'm not kidding.



Tell them about twitter.com/woot and see if you can get a job as team leader!

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

SilverStar830


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@THE_REAL_SHAQ seems to be doing great.

He has 1,879,116 Followers to help him figure out if 'pigsriot' is a valid scrabble word.

SBCJester21


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Actually, if y'all'd read the whole story, you'da known that FaceBook was under attack too. So switching from one to the other would have done you no good. wuh-ha-ha-ha!

I couldn't play Mobsters 2, (or Mobsters 1 for that matter) so I went to bed. (i'd been up all night, so I was tired anyway)

ROGETRAY


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agingdragqueen wrote:No.



no 1 (n)
adv.
1. Used to express refusal, denial, disbelief, emphasis, or disagreement: No, I'm not going. "No, you're wrong."
2. Not at all; not by any degree. Often used with the comparative: no better; no more.
3. Not: whether or no.
n. pl. noes (nz)
1. A negative response; a denial or refusal: The proposal produced only noes.
2. A negative vote or voter.
interj.
Used to express strong refusal, doubt, or disbelief.
3. A common expression used by Woot.com employee "agingdragqueen" when questioned about a possible date night; "I mean...it's just a movie and some popcorn. Come on....come on! Afterwards...we could totally get some drinks..." response: "No...get a life loser..."

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[Middle English, from Old English n : ne, not; see ne in Indo-European roots + , ever; see aiw- in Indo-European roots.]

Slydon


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ROGETRAY wrote:3. A common expression used by Woot.com employee "agingdragqueen" when questioned about a possible date night; "I mean...it's just a movie and some popcorn. Come on....come on! Afterwards...we could totally get some drinks..." response: "No...get a life loser..."



you know that hr sometimes reads these threads right

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

agingdragqueen


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Slydon wrote:you know that hr sometimes reads these threads right



It's cool, they know I'm simply thrilled that anyone would want to date a drag queen with a bad haircut.


ROGETRAY


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Slydon wrote:you know that hr sometimes reads these threads right



what in the heck is HR? Human Resources?
Where we clone employees?


(and F.Y.I: that was the exact definition of the word "NO" that I found..completely undoctored...)

frankenchrist


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Who cares, twitter is for idiots. Really, take a look at the people who actually do it, they are self absorbed and delusional enough to think lots of people actually care what they are doing every second of the day. You want to meet someone with a 2 digit IQ, find someone who writes to twitter. Morons.

twozerofive


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go outside

popeye59


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What's a Twitter?

The things that come to those that wait will be the scraggly crappy junk left by those that got there first.