Jason Toon


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Everybody's shouting about how the insurance industry can't run healthcare, or the government can't run healthcare, or - most bizarrely of all - the government should keep its hands off Medicare. But nobody's asking the one tough question that needs to be asked: what if Woot ran the healthcare system?

Show us what would happen in a healthcare system run by Woot.

Post your entry here by 11:59 AM (central) on Monday, August 17, 2009. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave painting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are fond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 550px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own work, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.

                        

aldarisrain


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glasswindow


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you know it had to be done...

fyrefall


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s002cjs


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fyrefall wrote:



Let's hear it for SmartPost lab results!

freddyp


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glasswindow wrote:

you know it had to be done...



hahaha, that's genius!

TwentyCarlo


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Xexus


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wsfife


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gjmcfarland


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This is not a signature.

TomW


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Source images (creative commons):

Heart by BlocoDoBoneco, original image is here.

Blood Bag by cesarastudillo, original image is here.

Caduceus from commons.wikimedia.org. Original here.

Complex God Scrubs by me. Original here

Xexus


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TomW wrote:re TomW's heart chop



The woot logo is a nice touch

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ActorTom


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fyrefall wrote:



Yes, the results do seem a bit sssslooooooooooow these days

Dissonance


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Bravo! Well done!


TomW wrote:

Source images (creative commons):

Heart by BlocoDoBoneco, original image is here.

Blood Bag by cesarastudillo, original image is here.

Caduceus from commons.wikimedia.org. Original here.

Complex God Scrubs by me. Original here




fyrefall


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TomW wrote:...Another heart! Where are the lungs!...



Very funny and well done! Loved that comment..

Good job!
-FF

fractalVisionz


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TomW wrote:

Source images (creative commons):

Heart by BlocoDoBoneco, original image is here.

Blood Bag by cesarastudillo, original image is here.

Caduceus from commons.wikimedia.org. Original here.

Complex God Scrubs by me. Original here



Nice! I would change the bag of organs to bag of cadavers.

cicada


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Xexus


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toby8915


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The good thing is delivery is only $5

pohatu771


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Sources:

Doctor

Office

cicada


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stunnard


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sources:
http://www.insideflorida.com/images/cities/ocala_regional_hospital_sign_medium.jpg
http://www.tourcharleston.com/UNITARIAN%20GRAVEYARD.1.JPG

rosacola


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This is a fun one!!

edw6buffalo


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Woot! Health

Now not using smartpost, new and improved transport!



Links:
http://www.fleettrackingonline.com/Portals/0/Images/Ambulance.JPG - ambulance
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/FedEx_truck,_Chicago,_IL.JPG - fedex truck
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50578017/Transport_Incubator.jpg - incubator
http://www.realpageslive.com/online/2008/300273_1.jpg - funeral ad
http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/syringe.jpg - syringe
and of course the print screen from woot

boredbabe90


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sources:
doctors office

DarthJay


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This week's entry for me:



SOURCE

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(to change to a non-Woot avatar - go to https://account.woot.com and click on the "add connection" link in the top right corner of the connections box. Once you've linked to the other accounts, you can use that avatar)

FedUpOldHag


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TomW


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fractalVisionz wrote:Nice! I would change the bag of organs to bag of cadavers.



Thank you, there's the "C" word I was looking for!

md1088


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fractalVisionz wrote:Nice! I would change the bag of organs to bag of cadavers.



The medical symbol as the T in woot was really creative! love it!

cwmathews


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gwbids


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I LOVE WOOT-OFFS!
Keep those cost-cutters coming!

I've already bought the colonoscopy, the CAT scan, three ceasarian sections and a Bag O' Stool Sample (the latter is for my garden).



Source 1

wildwolf11


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Sources: ambulance, lights 1, 2

ActorTom


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FedUpOldHag wrote:



When I first stared choppin', the contest ran Fri-Sun, with results on Thur or Fri. Now it is taking over a month.

This is a great contest idea, but I just can't get up the enthusiasm to enter when there won't be results until the contest is long forgotten.........

gwbids


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And... Let's not forget Woot Home Healthcare's home delivery service for all of your pharmacy prescriptions and durable medical supplies.



Source 1
Source 2

drock777


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heart image
http://www.bostonscientific.com/templatedata/imports/multimedia/CRM/pro_pacemaker_us.jpg

sansa image
http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/news/sandisk/sansa-view-mp3.jpg

and of course....woot.com

majit


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bradcrc


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majit wrote:



hehe.

Xexus


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Fav's so far are TomW's heart, FyreFall's courier, Majit's elevator, though the one that really hits home is cicada's Toon hand ... when I turn 50, I'm going to be looking for the smallest doctor I can find.

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NYCtShirt


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NYCtShirt


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Xexus wrote:



very cute!!! lol.