kenney9226


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"Luckily, there's a back way that's easy and fast."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I hate it because I want to beat it, and when I can't beat it, I get mad."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"We're not Comcast customers, we're Cox!"

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I only grabbed what I touched."

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 543 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

Who in the heck throws their shoe? I mean, come on!



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jqubed


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ThunderThighs wrote:Who in the heck throws their shoe? I mean, come on!



Angry Iraqis?

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Skye — 1997-2007

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I did not choose the boob life. The boob life chose me."

kenney9226


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"I could move faster with a full team of slugs and a sled."

kenney9226


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"I wanna see it later when it dries..."

kenney9226


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"That was an UNINTENTIONAL bump!"

Mavyn


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CW1: Wine is boring.
CW2: Oh hell no. You give me a gallon of Zinfadel and I'm a party.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


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"Sometimes my brother tugs on my penis."

kenney9226


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"I like it here, it doesn't smell bad."

"Well, don't get used to it. I ate at the Hibachi Grill and Buffet for lunch, and it's still a little early."

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:"Sometimes my brother tugs on my penis."



i didn't know your brother worked in your office!

kenney9226


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"Have I shown you my nasty rash, Kenny?"

kenney9226


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"After rubbing this lotion on, I better go wash my hands. Who knows if this djoy's contagious?"

kenney9226


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"I have moles in places I shouldn't have moles."

kenney9226


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"I have a white butt."

kenney9226


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"I usually do it about once a month."

kenney9226


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"Just shove it in the hole!"

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

"You put it in backwards, that's the problem there..."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I was literally in my bra and underpants."

dewey32167


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Two guy at the printer...

guy 1: Joese... jeese z? Whats that hip hop guys name?
Guy 2: Who jay z?
Guy 1: Ya thats him.. i dont like him much He's always Eff'n and Jeff'n (British term for cursing)
_________________________
Another day

Girl 1: Is Europe a county or a continent?
Girl 2:.... What?
Girl 1 realized her question was stupid
Girl 1: Did you watch the voice last night?

jqubed


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jqubed

"And then I'll be the youngest VP in the company. And you know what comes after VP?"
"What?"
"Unemployment."

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kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I CONTROL THE TONER! I CONTROL THE OFFICE!"

hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev

Ask Helen, she's the copier n a z i

kenney9226


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"I sure wish you'd stop saying the word 'teabag.'"

kenney9226


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"Don't touch my box!"

kenney9226


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"I was going to throw this away, but then I remembered you. Do you want to eat this?"

kenney9226


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"I went to Chipotle yesterday, and they have this new brown rice. I didn't like the brown rice as much as the white rice. The brown rice isn't as flavorful and it's just not as good as the white rice."

"Oh, so you're a ricist, then?"

jqubed


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kenney9226 wrote:"I went to Chipotle yesterday, and they have this new brown rice. I didn't like the brown rice as much as the white rice. The brown rice isn't as flavorful and it's just not as good as the white rice."

"Oh, so you're a ricist, then?"



lol

Related question: did they change the brown rice or something? Because I've been getting brown rice at Chipotle for years. Or did this person just not notice it before?

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kenney9226


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"I can't believe they're making a sequel to 'Magic Mike.' That was the worst movie. Ever."

kenney9226


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"He's a humping machine."

kenney9226


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"I'm so hungry for lunch. I haven't eaten ████ all day."

"Ew. I've never eaten ████..."

kenney9226


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"Hey, Kenny, let me show you this picture I took of what I saw in the Men's room first thing this morning!"

kenney9226


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"I have a flat butt."

kenney9226


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"Y'all're drivin' me to drink in here. I'm gonna have to bring a flask in here."

"...bring one for me, too!"

kenney9226


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"We can get bigger things in there, after hours..."

kenney9226


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"All these companies are removing gluten from their foods. Where do they put all of it? Is there some sort of gluten-filled landfill somewhere? Does it get shipped out of state? I'm worried."

hot72chev


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I don't date men with tattoos ... it's too easy to identify the body if I have to kill him.