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Jason Toon


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Yawn, stretch - OK, OK, we're awake now. Whoa, it's 11 o'clock already? So, uh, we wanted to hold off announcing the contest to give you guys a bigger pool of Woot-Off items to choose from! Yeah, of course! OK, so this time around, we want you to create the perfect fusion of woot and woot, a union of any pair of items we've sold in the Woot-Off that's currently running. Fuse your two faves into a dual-purpose superwoot. And we'll give you an extra twelve hours, until noon central on Monday. Here's your assignment again, in big clear bold letters:

Create an image that combines any two products from this Woot-Off into one.

Make it funny, make it useful, make it grotesque - whatever butters your bagel. The winners will also make it clever and make it look good. For large source images, go to the sale index and click "zoom" for any sale. Post your entries in this discussion before noon central time on Monday.

As per usual, prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, collage, MSPaint, Etch-A-Sketch, tattoos, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. Try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use.

z144man


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YES - been waiting all morning!!

marklog


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ohhh.. i have my idea in my head! so exciting, but now i need to learn the photoshop...

Are you looking at my junk?

mjc613


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 marklog wrote:
ohhh..... now i need to learn the photoshop...



And therein lies my problem. I figure I can wait to see what else turns up today (although the necklace and bracelet could make a striking accent to the XXXL jacket), but I am lost in cyberspace when it comes to working with photos. Waaah.

z144man


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Box of Crap!

check out this amazing photoshop job!

dreamaster


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Hmm, a coat - and a charm - no waut - the video card and the charm - no wait...

mrroboto


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Sounds interesting. Let's see what I can come up with. Would be great if a Robosapiens and a B.O.C. made appearances in the Woot off, though. :)

You can't say Bag 'O Crud on the board? hehe....

ilovereality


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Thanks for the extra time - I may be seriously sleep deprived with all the woots coming and going.

tool7f


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Finally...some bling with a purpose.

First timer, and I'm at work using MS Paint to boot. w00t.

biggandyy


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Here it comes...



Some have said that I used more than two items. Not true. I used the train set and the coat... the other items merely made cameos :)

DigitalPGH


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I will make it good and graphic

hilary


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sounds like fun

johnbatdorf


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My first, really quickly done....


Woots:
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Random Crap | USB Panic Button | USB Powered Woot-Off Lights
iMate Momento 7” Wi-Fi Digital Picture Frame | Netgear Super-G Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter
Power Sentry 5 Outlet PowerSquid | Uniden 5.8Ghz Digital Cordless Phone with Dual Handsets iHome iH18W Portable Travel Alarm Clock for iPod Shuffle | Bill Blass Pen & Pencil Gift Box Barska 20×50 WA X-Trail Binoculars

darkyoda


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Hmm so can I use MORE then 2 items ? Like ALL of them ?

Dark Yoda

jpell


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...just like a GameCube...

rharder


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OK, so I only had PowerPoint and I had to use the Ultimate Matrix too. OUCH!

ilovereality


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marklog


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 Jason Toon wrote:
OK, so
this time around, we want you to create the perfect fusion of woot and
woot, a union of any pair of items we've sold in the Woot-Off that's
currently running.


CRAP! my Neo bust popping out of the tvwatch isn't going to fly, then...

Are you looking at my junk?

elmedico27


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Just what everyone needs!

Woody1150


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 Jason Toon wrote:
As per usual, prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st.



I really think 1st place should automatically get a Bag O Crap when the next one comes around. That's what I'd want. WOOT!

jaredharley


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 darkyoda wrote:
Hmm so can I use MORE then 2 items ? Like ALL of them ?



I'm going to guess no....

Create an image that combines any two products from this Woot-Off into one.

damnjoe51


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z144man


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CHUGA-CHUGA! CHUGA-CHUGA! WOOT! WOOT!

sadlerp


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I gotta get one of these!

mechimatic


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AlienResearchGrpHome


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emrbrtn


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The REAL auto emergency kit.

damnjoe51


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 mechimatic wrote:



Who is this woman? And why is she used in these contests?

Minimum Rage


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For the psychopathic, yet efficient, serial killer who's really into modern day technology comes the Cuisirola Electric Knife Phone!


Thanks to ImageShack for Free Image Hosting

damnjoe51


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 AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:



Cool foto. Is this u?

slide12345678


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1280 x 720 resolution never looked so... close-up before.

mardigrased


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the xxl jacket + the xxxl jacket =

The XXXXXL Jacket

*EDIT* Damn Should have read the posts Never mind

Wythcor


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Limit how long your kids sit around on the PlayStation with the new Cuisinart Two Player Joystick System!



kalyha


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 mechimatic wrote:



heeeheeeeheeeeheeeheee

KuruKishu


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For all you people out there who got this idea when they heard networked pockets. The Playstaion Jacket.

KuruKishu

Josephus


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 darkyoda wrote:
Hmm so can I use MORE then 2 items ? Like ALL of them ?



"The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along."

Look at how few of the recent past winners actually exactly fit the concept. Of course, a really good one with more than 2 can win.

cdedbdis


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[quote user="sadlerp"]


WINNER!! Where's the "I want one" button?!?

jaredharley


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My first contest :D

Proteus_Crow


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Telly B. - Lead Singer of the Stray Blenders.

The Nobel Peace Prize?! I'd *KILL* for one of those!

yerfdog


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because those video cards probably suck, and you only have AGP video, dual SLI box cutters for your dell POS speaker kit!

no?

crap.