I don't care. I got a monkey and a hip-hop hippie out of this stinkin wootoff. I was held hostage way too long by this time.

kdccrosby wrote:Gatzby is still here. (he posted in EBW the other day, or maybe today?) Seems like Superspryte was modding a woot-off or two ago?

I have been so busy replying to unwanted PMs that I just now saw your post. Thank you so much!

The cool part is that the light is red, which doesn't kill your night vision, nor does it trigger your "wake up" response like full-spectrum light.

Me thinks that if the company that makes the flush light didn't pair up with Woot to pawn these off, they'd be going down the crapper.

Here's a hypothetical question for you:

It's 1am, you wake up to find the smoke alarm beeping and the flush light dead, both from a low battery.

You search and find a single 9V battery. Do you put it in the flush light or the smoke alarm?

cmangel518 wrote:I'm looking forward to falling in love with my Roomba and of course the Xmas morning feeling of opening my elusive box of chocolates from woot. Oh yeah, and geeking over the other junk I bought over the last couple of days. Ha!

BUT...did you get the flashlights that you shake? If not, you're still a noob. Sorry about that...I didn't make the rules.

What the flush is right. I'm almost convinced, but have only 1 toilet in the house, and dont want to waste my shipping $$$$$. I'd buy 3, but giving them to others is sorta weird.

Whats with the status squares, all white from wheres I'm sitting? Something changing again, or just missing due to wootoff??

So will there be a new item in a half hour or is this it?

chevltom wrote:

Whats with the status squares, all white from wheres I'm sitting? Something changing again, or just missing due to wootoff??

With all the server issues, i'm guessing they were shut down temporarily to conserve server resources. That's a bunch of users that the SQL server doesn't have to pull # of post and woot buy info for every time somebody refreshes a page.

kippyj wrote:BUT...did you get the flashlights that you shake? If not, you're still a noob. Sorry about that...I didn't make the rules.

Didn't need them...already have a bunch floating around. They're great to have in the office since I work in a high rise building and walking down 14 flights of stairs during a fire or fire drill is kinda creepy with the emergency lights that emit as much glow as the flush light. Didn't get them from woot though...guess I'm just a semi-n00b. LOL

cmangel518 wrote:Couldn't justify the price and still leary even if they say they are safe. Although picking up pistachio shells from the carpet (think old school Lone Star) would have been a pretty good initiation for the dirt dog!

Indeed. I have the dirtdog to prove it. :P

quantamm wrote:Here's a hypothetical question for you:

It's 1am, you wake up to find the smoke alarm beeping and the flush light dead, both from a low battery.

You search and find a single 9V battery. Do you put it in the flush light or the smoke alarm?

You wire the smoke alarm to the flush light so that it overflows your toilet when the alarm goes off, extinguishing any fires in the immediate area, and providing a safe haven for you and your family from any other fires.

That way you only need one battery. Or you could go to the store the next day. Or you could wire them both directly since you'll be wiring anyways.

Mis dos centivos...

A better answer gets exactly 3 brownie points from me.

equazcion wrote:So will there be a new item in a half hour or is this it?

new one.....

They don't seem ta like um in west virginny and bah-meh....

I have a friend who will be frickin in love with this.... you should see his kenny rigged back up video on his SUV, or his kenny rigged doggie fans for his dobies!~!!! He has three toilets and I am in for three....!!!

Great Present, they will increase in popularity until everyone has them....

equazcion wrote:So will there be a new item in a half hour or is this it?

New item, but no lights. Next item 24 hours later. Woot-off is dead.


For now.

What a creamy and delicious way to end a woot off.

What a proper ending, something for the toilet!!!

I feel a successful woot-off has just taken place!!

Would you believe I actually needed one of these? The flush handle on my toilet broke, so one of these spiffy light-up jobs is just the ticket!

entwangled wrote:I'm fairly new to Woot and looking for some answers. Can someone take pity on a newbie and explain to me what a Boggy Old Creature is and what has historically been in the random baby of the cosmos?

As a somewhat new person, let me try. If the phrase doesn't make sense, look at the first letters of the non-articles and the context (e.g., here, Boggy Old Creature-look at the first letters of the words and get baby of the cosmos). There is a link somewhere earlier about people posting what they found in their "bags". Someone else could post it.

Some phrases here I still have no clue. I don't tweet, message, use facebook. I'm a high tech, too old-school wooter.

If this were made by Excalibur, I'd probably get it!

How many flushes does it hold?

whatsamattaU wrote:As a somewhat new person, let me try. If the phrase doesn't make sense, look at the first letters of the non-articles and the context (e.g., here, Boggy Old Creature is Boggy Old Creature or ~ baby of the cosmos).

Some phrases here I still have no clue. I don't tweet, message, use facebook. I'm a high tech too old school wooter.

If you see a word or phrase that makes no sense it's more than likely been changed by the w00t! filter. Just hit the reply button and you'll be able to see the poster's original wording (and then hit cancel to exit without responding).....

"lol"

This can make a great magic wand for Halloween!!!!!!!!

This can make a great magic wand for Halloween!!!!!!!!

WoodyTX wrote:The cool part is that the light is red, which doesn't kill your night vision, nor does it trigger your "wake up" response like full-spectrum light.

Maybe they could have increased sales by advertising this as a "tactical" flush light?

Maintains your light discipline.

Will this interfere with my pacemaker?

Change?

Gah, Woot phail.

Uh.....

Why hasn't it changed?

woot failing again?

Why is this still here?!!!

WAIT--WHY DIDN'T THE ITEM SWITCH AT 1:00?

WTFail ?

Nope.. Timer on wootalyzer reset to 24 hours..

waacodemon wrote:Change?

It's 12am central...why am i still looking at the flush light?

workinpoor wrote:I just ate seven pounds of Vermont cheddar.

You've been saying the same thing for quite a while, yet you don't seem to be bothered by the whole 7 pounds of Vermont cheddar.

Are you actually that stupid???

If you are, take it from a doctor...the only thing that will help you now is 14 pounds of crispy-cooked bacon. Otherwise, your colon will atrophy and you will have no say in the matter.

The flushlight still? Really?

kippyj wrote:You've been saying the same thing for quite a while, yet you don't seem to be bothered by the whole 7 pounds of Vermont cheddar.

Are you actually that stupid???

If you are, take it from a doctor...the only thing that will help you now is 14 pounds of crispy-cooked bacon. Otherwise, your colon will atrophy and you will have no say in the matter.

You're a doctor?