chardonay wrote:if it's a universal remote control shouldn't it open your garage door?

Shouldn't it open EVERYONE'S garage door?

That's the whole point -- they put these out there because they know that we'll buy them so that we can get to our bushel o' corn.

41susan14 wrote:I have a horrible premonition that some poor Beautiful Obsidian Candle purchaser will receive a palette of these darned things, if they don't sell out now.

better than the gazillion burp pens i got last time..

sundi712 wrote:did you buy one first to "support the cause"?

no i dont like football

you guys are all doctors, right?

Why is Visine a bad idea for dry eyes? I've heard it's addictive, but I don't understand how eye drops can be addictive. Also, what is a good alternative for when I have dry eyes if Visine is a no-no?

always and forever,
jmart

We had one of these in my fraternity house. I fit in nicely with the random couches found off the sides of highways and worked perfectly with the TV that fell off the back of a truck. Pairs nicely with Keystone Light.

IrishLass622 wrote:Or even THROW it away!

Good Catch

You wootsters who live & die by this stuff obviously have developed your own coded language that is totally indecipherable to the casual shopper. Real cute. Real nerdy, too.

tribox wrote:You wootsters who live & die by this stuff obviously have developed your own coded language that is totally indecipherable to the casual shopper. Real cute. Real nerdy, too.

No, woot actually edits certain words...go ahead and try.

For example: scaffolding

Oh God! This ranks in the top 5 worst woot! items ever. Where do they dig this Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) up? Only a complete loser would even consider buying this or keeping it in their house. The only use for such a piece of scaffolding is gifting to those you love least in life.

This woot off killer solves the problem of "how will I get home from work now without missing anything good". Bye!

does this come in hockey puck?

Hit reply to any post you do not understand and then you will see it is not nerdy

tribox wrote:You wootsters who live & die by this stuff obviously have developed your own coded language that is totally indecipherable to the casual shopper. Real cute. Real nerdy, too.

jmart251 wrote:you guys are all doctors, right?

Why is Visine a bad idea for dry eyes? I've heard it's addictive, but I don't understand how eye drops can be addictive. Also, what is a good alternative for when I have dry eyes if Visine is a no-no?

always and forever,
jmart

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+is+visine+bad+for+your+eyes%3F

I bet you could ream the guts out of this, and use it to hold your REAL remote. It would make it easy to find.

I took THREE for the team... This may work as a gift for the bottom three teams of my fantasy football league.

tribox wrote:You wootsters who live & die by this stuff obviously have developed your own coded language that is totally indecipherable to the casual shopper. Real cute. Real nerdy, too.

You're welcome:

a_s_s_h_o_l_e = Observer
a_s_s_h_o_l_e_s = Observers
b_a_g of c_r_a_p = baby of the cosmos
b_i_t_c_h = Mitchell
B_0_C = Bad Old Cinema
B_O_C = Boggy Old Creature
B._O._C. = Bad Old Cinema
B_-_O_-_C = Bought On Credit
b_o_o = Croooooooooow!
b_u_l_l_s_h_i_t = Cabbage Patch Elvis
b_u_l_l_s_h_i_t_t_i_n_g = Cabbage Patch Elvising
c_o_c_k = Tom Servo
c_o_c_k_s_u_c_k_e_r = goatroper
c_r_a_p = scaffolding
c_u_n_t = Gypsy
d_i_c_k = pretzel twist
d_o n_o_t w_a_n_t = SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF!
d_o_u_c_h_e = Crow
d_o_u_c_h_e_b_a_g = Pearl Forrester
d_o_u_c_h_e_b_a_g_s = The Forresters
e_n_c_y_c_l_o_p_e_d_i_a_d_r_a_m_a_t_i_c_a = MAKE THE HURTING STOP
f_a_g = bro
f_a_g_g_o_t = brohem
f_a_i_l = fail
f_i_r_s_t p_a_g_e = Three-thousaaaaaaaaaand!
f_t_w = from terrific Wisconsin
f_u_c_k = fire Rocket Number 9
f_u_c_k_e_r = one who fires Rocket Number 9
f_u_c_k_i_n_g = firing Rocket Number 9
f_u_g_l_y = like Bobo and Pearl mating
g_a_y = most excellent
g_h_e_y = NEED MOAR ADJECTIVES!
h_o_m_o = meat popsicle
i_d_i_o_t = Dr. Clayton Forrester
J_a_p_a_n = Japan
l_a_m_e = cancellation
N_a_z_i = Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
N_a_z_i_s = Can someone recap World War 2 for me?
n_i_g_g_e_r = Hey look, ma, I'm a racist!
o_m_f_g = ominous messages from Greg
o_m_g = Our Movie Genre
p_o_r_n = MST3K reruns
p_u_s_s_y = spacebaby
q_p = kewpie
r_a_p_e = snuffleupagus
r_e_t_a_r_d = balderee
r_e_t_a_r_d_e_d = balderah
s_h_!_t = Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
s_h_i_t = Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
s_h_i_t_e = Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
s_h_i_t_s = watches Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
s_h_i_t_t_e_r = subway car
s_h_i_t_t_y = creamy and delicious
s_k_i_t_t_l_e_s = Sourpatch Kids
s_l_u_t = Eegah
s_t_f_u = Santa Clas Conquers the Martians
s_u_c_k_s = leaps into the vacuum
t_h_a_t's what she said = she is reported to have said that
t_i_t_s = pick-up sticks
w_i_l_l it b_l_e_n_d = will it chaff
w_o_o_t c_h_e_r_r_y = white box
w_o_o_t k_i_l_l_e_r = Soultaker (1990)
w_o_o_t_k_i_l_l_e_r = RAGE QUIT!!!1212!~
w_t_f = watching the films
w_t_h = watch the HVS

These things are stupid. What the hell is the point when you could get a real universal remote? That shape doesn't work...

JustPaulPez wrote:Shouldn't it open EVERYONE'S garage door?

Good point...

He winds up.... here's the snap... the outfielder goes long... the quarterback sets up with a sand wedge... here comes the serve...

Its a pop-up slam dunk hail Mary... and its... its... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

Excalibur wins, Excalibur wins, Excalibur wins the wild card March madness play offs!!!!!!!

... and the Wooters GO WILD...

JustPaulPez wrote:Shouldn't it open EVERYONE'S garage door?

Good point...

41susan14 wrote:I bet you could ream the guts out of this, and use it to hold your REAL remote. It would make it easy to find.

Until the Dr. Clayton Forrester brother comes by and throws it like a football.

41susan14 wrote:I bet you could ream the guts out of this, and use it to hold your REAL remote. It would make it easy to find.

Until the Dr. Clayton Forrester brother comes by and throws it like a football.

I wonder if you could hang these up, then throw things at them to see if you can hit a button and make the infrared light go off?

goldiemcg wrote:No, woot actually edits certain words...go ahead and try.

For example: scaffolding

And, to see what the original word was, hit Reply, you'll see the original text in the quoted block.

For instance: Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

goldiemcg wrote:No, woot actually edits certain words...go ahead and try.

For example: scaffolding

So scaffolding is scaffolding?

kicklucky wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+is+visine+bad+for+your+eyes%3F

yeah, but those answers aren't given to be by doctors like I get here

kicklucky wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+is+visine+bad+for+your+eyes%3F

Smarta$$... LOL

Looks like I might have time to drive home from work before the next item.

Maybe if Woot included that locker room key these would sell faster.

jmart251 wrote:yeah, but those answers aren't given to be by doctors like I get here

Fixt:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+do+doctors+say+visine+is+bad+for+your+eyes%3F

jmart251 wrote:you guys are all doctors, right?

Why is Visine a bad idea for dry eyes? I've heard it's addictive, but I don't understand how eye drops can be addictive. Also, what is a good alternative for when I have dry eyes if Visine is a no-no?

always and forever,
jmart

chronic use is a no-no...occasional use/situational use is ok.. because prolonged use of visine cuts off blood flow to the limbal region of your cornea...the portion responsible for making new corneal cells. if that area is deprived of oxygen for long enough, you'll eventually develop corneal limbal stem cell dysfunction and potential permanent vision loss.
it also causes "rebound hyperemia" or what i refer to as "visine addiction". basically your eyes get so used to the drug that not only does the whitening effect eventually wear off...it gets to where you have red eyes all the time, even when you do use the drops. thats right...visine will actually CAUSE your eyes to be chronically red if you use it all the time.

ahh i get it its a Ball Of Controll

indytycoon wrote:So scaffolding is scaffolding?

Nope, c r a p is scaffolding.

this beats my last woot of light up golf balls

Can I mute my future ex-wife with this???

mmiteshm wrote:

oh my...

how ridiculous