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This item is compatible with all wooters and wootettes. It comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. It may be used as a rescue beacon in case of an emergency. While it's not guaranteed, people who purchase this item may find themselves enjoying more 'quality time' with their significant others. The cable is long enough that you can use this while sitting on the couch. The noise it produces is low enough that a thief would never know which room you were in. Guaranteed to prevent speeding tickets. This item worked WONDERS for me, and it WILL work wonders for you!*
*May not be compatible with all as some wooters may not have arms or legs. It comes in only one color, with a pretty specific shape and size, but can be crushed or otherwise demolished, and reformed as you see fit. It does not light up or signal for help. We make no promises as to how it may affect your sex life. Couch should be no further than 4 feet away. All thieves tend to wear ski-masks, which will distort and otherwise impede sounds that they would otherwise hear. This item should not be used in a speeding car. Results are NOT typical, and serious injury could occur if used incorrectly.
$254.29 well Wooted on:
B O C Attempts: 2 B O C Successes: 1
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What the fire Rocket Number 9 is this Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)?
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uhh... I love pink and all... but... uh...
twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.