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Sure, Las Vegas is the land of Elvis impersonators, but there are plenty of OTHER impersonator shows to be seen, too. Some people like to see Cher impersonators, but usually only when the impersonator is a man, for some reason. Michael Jackson's another big one right now. Stevie Wonder is usually a fave. Then there's this revue, "the longest-running tribute show in entertainment history"...

Impersonators

Okay, I assume the dude on the left is maybe Justin Timberlake or some similar boy-band guy I might not know, so I'm willing to let it go. Young women and gay men might flock to that. But who the hell is next? It kind of looks like a "What If…?" version of Kirsten Dunst if she has a really rough 15 years in the future. We've seriously been debating who this could be. Well, someone guessed "Carly Simon" so it hasn't been COMPLETELY serious.

Anyway, you've obviously got the big E smack in the middle. No question. He's the standard. Then there's Madonna. Bit of a reach, I think, but she's got an enormous song catalog and a frantic gay following so I can see that show making some money. And of course then there's-

Wait.

That can't be right.

Jay Leno?

Tell me it's just a really REALLY bad Bill Clinton impersonator. Who in their right mind would pay money to see some guy PRETEND to be an unfunny shill like Jay Leno? If you wave $5 out your window the REAL Jay Leno will probably show up at your house and wind up staying for days. How horrible is this man's life as he works Vegas clubs pretending to be a freak-chinned moron with a penchant for comedy just on the stale side of the Greatest Generation?

I imagine every night there's a knock on his dressing room door that startles him into pulling the revolver out of his mouth.

Anyway, if you all have any idea who our mystery lady is, please clue us in. And don't say "Carly Simon".

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I am going to go with Ann Margaret after the accident for the mystery lady.

wow. I actually bought a Robot Elvis.
What was I thinking?

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maxrfb wrote:I am going to go with Ann Margaret after the accident for the mystery lady.



yup, definitely ann margret.

megakilroy


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I would have said Michelle Pfeiffer and Carrot Top's love child.

malchiah13


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I think it's supposed to be Reba McEntire.

quetranza


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One of the Pussycat Dolls?

otr123


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Yeah... definitely Ann Margret:
http://www.legendsinconcert.com/performers/ann-margaret-107/

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I'm goin' with Carly Simon.

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I think it might be their Celine Dion impersonator: http://www.legendsinconcert.com./performers/celine-dion-72/

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OTR cheated, and took the fun right out of this.

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David Bowie anyone?
http://inthenameofmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/david_bowie_space_oddity1.jpg?w=300&h=300

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malchiah13 wrote:I think it's supposed to be Reba McEntire.



i agree, it definitely looks like reba. the impersonator is old and trying to look young, just like the real reba.

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I'm also guessing Reba. She has a large homosexual folowing as well for some reason.

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I think she looks like that older chick on
"Sex in the City" that's suppose to be hot
but she's not really hot but still she'd
probably be the only one of those chicks
that would actually be fun in bed.
What's her name again?

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Too many of you young whipper-snappers don't recognize Ann-Margret. And, yes, that's how she spells her name. I think she always looked better than the skank in the poster, however!

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I was originally guessing Wynonna, but after taking a second look--has to be Ann Margret

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i happen to know without a doubt that it is, in fact, ann margaret.

she was in an elvis movie. right? or elvis was in her?

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I'm going with a really bad Jessica Rabbit impersonator.

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helocene


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Tina Turner

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The mystery lady is clearly Marg Helgenberger and the guy on the far right is the real Jay Leno - he's that desperate.

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Looking at the list of scheduled appearances on Harrah's website, there is

Jay Leno
Tina Turner
Dolly Pardon (not sure if it is intentionally misspelled or not...)
Michael Jackson
Elvis Presley
Cher
Aretha Franklin

None of those really fit too well...

And on the Legends in Concert web site, there aren't any that look like a perfect match. But I'd have to go with either Ann Margaret or David Bowie.

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I mean, she's not just "older than Reba," she also has more of a penis than Reba, right?

I'm thinking drag Celine Dion. Though Reba's also possible.

karen818


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Charly Simon

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I'm also going with this being Ann Margaret, then again she does look a bit like Ginger from Gilligan's Island.


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If they have Leno, then the redhead is obviously Conan O'Brien.

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My money is on Reba. That was my first guess, and I see a few beat me to it.

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I'm thinking Sigourney Weaver.

rodander


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Carly Simon in her second career as an Ann Margret impersonator.

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Second is Davie Bowie

Last is clearly Jay Leno (why he's there...???) - you can tell with the hair coloring, the little black bit in front.

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jwstowe wrote:David Bowie anyone?
http://inthenameofmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/david_bowie_space_oddity1.jpg?w=300&h=300



Damn it you beat me to it, I thought of it immediately.

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I know it's been answered, but it's Ann-Margaret, and if you want to know why, just watch the film version of Bye Bye Birdie or any of the movies she made with Elvis. She was and is gorgeous and a great entertainer.

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garryu wrote:I'm going with a really bad Jessica Rabbit impersonator.



...or maybe a not too hateful Ann-Margrock?

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I think it may Keenan from SNL as Reba, but I am not positive...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pZ5BNCZLso

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jalandy wrote:If they have Leno, then the redhead is obviously Conan O'Brien.



Ah, that makes sense.

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dgilbertson


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Vanessa Redgrave?

mamacita2009


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I think it's Ann Margaret.

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You guys are showing your age. And that would be much younger than me. That second person in the Las Vegas Tribute show is Ann Margaret, (formerly famous for the movie Bye Bye Birdie) now married to Robert Wagner who was also famous for movies and TV shows but also famous for being married to actress Natalie Woods who died while falling off a boat that she was on with Robert Wagner and actor, Christopher Walken. Scandal and all that, I really liked Christopher Walken on Saturday Night Live. He needed more cow bell.

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David Bowie...in drag.

Wigi


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An anorexic Ann Margret. Need I say that I don't remember her being that skinny? She was/is curvy.

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