brucedoesbms wrote:Choices, choices...

Someone forgot to chew.

SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF!

hmmm.... maybe the pen's ink is unicorn blood? i would buy it then.

jigga711 wrote:Been here, done that.

I have multiple accounts on here because I have multiple computers. I use 3 laptops and 2 desktops to better my chances for when the time comes. Even with all these computers, sometimes I can't get one.

even when your cousin in the IT dept tells you when they are going t appear, oh wait, nvm, you dont have a cousin in the IT dept...

whitefacedsimony wrote:the details state black cherry barrel...as someone who knows someone who hates red, i hope this is a black pencil and not a red-barreled pencil.

You'd be surprised what little it takes to set of a red-hater.

Good thing kippyj's not here!

jigga711 wrote:IF and when the creature comes, the woot servers WILL crash. You will be directed to an error page and furiously try to reload the main page. When you finally can reload it (about 1 minute later) the creature will be "sold out"

WAH-WAH

Say's the person who has NEVER bought ANYTHING here!!!!!!

hff2k5 wrote:Time for a joke!!!!!

Once there was a pretzel man, he sold pretzels. A customer came in and asked "How much are the pretzels?" The pretzel man said "I don't know."

The customer left and the manager came in and said "Your suppose to say 10 cents." The manager leaves.

Another customer comes "how much are the pretzels?" The pretzel man says "10 cents." Customer "Are they Fresh?" Pretzel Man "I dont't know." The customer leaves.

The manager comes back in "your suppose to say fresh fresh fresh." The manager leaves.

Another customer comes in and asks "How Much Are the pretzels?" Pretzel Man "10 cents." Customer "Are they Fresh?" Pretzel Man "I don't know." The customer leaves.

The Manager comes back in and says "Your suppose to say if you don't somebody else will."

Then a robber comes in a points a gun at the pretzel man "How much money you got?" Pretzel Man says "10 cents." Robber says "Are you being fresh with me?" Pretzel man say "Fresh Fresh Fresh." The robber then says "I'm going to kill you." The pretzel man then says "If you don't somebody else will."

Uh - don't quit your day job

jigga711 wrote:Been here, done that.

I have multiple accounts on here because I have multiple computers. I use 3 laptops and 2 desktops to better my chances for when the time comes. Even with all these computers, sometimes I can't get one.

And you're multiply annoying. Isn't this past your bed time? Don't you want to be fresh for fifth grade tomorrow?

celtic1885 wrote:actually a great pencil, but last time they were in a wootoff they were .99......

Hey, that's only a 404% markup!

Whoa.
That was close.
Just got home, hit F5.
Went to community and scrolled down.
Saw the brown rectangular Tommy Bahama
luggage and thought I missed the bag o' carnage.
I was totally bummed for half a second.
I hope they have reading glasses next.

These are fantastic pencils.

I like these but not at $10.83

jstlookn1 wrote:Whoa.
That was close.
Just got home, hit F5.
Went to community and scrolled down.
Saw the brown rectangular Tommy Bahama
luggage and thought I missed the bag o' carnage.
I was totally bummed for half a second.
I hope they have reading glasses next.

haha i did that when it first appeared, almost had a heart attack lol

jigga711 wrote:Been here, done that.

I have multiple accounts on here because I have multiple computers. I use 3 laptops and 2 desktops to better my chances for when the time comes. Even with all these computers, sometimes I can't get one.

WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like these but not at $10.83

Last night at this tme bobble headed Star Trek dolls pushed me outta here. Tonight it's pencils. I give up! Been at it all day, Bought lotsa stuff. Gotta sleep.
Good night and good luck Wooters!

wow. $10 for a pencil. I can't believe they're not all gone by now. Hmmm.....

hff2k5 wrote:
Then a robber comes in a points a gun at the pretzel man "How much money you got?" Pretzel Man says "10 cents." Robber says "Are you being fresh with me?" Pretzel man say "Fresh Fresh Fresh." The robber then says "I'm going to kill you." The pretzel man then says "If you don't somebody else will."

That's a good one but I think there's some continuity missing in the middle.

Here's an old favorite:

"A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Smart cat has PHD pencils!!!!

Teripie wrote:Last night at this tme bobble headed Star Trek dolls pushed me outta here. Tonight it's pencils. I give up! Been at it all day, Bought lotsa stuff. Gotta sleep.
Good night and good luck Wooters!

Star WARS. :P And at least they were a set that hadn't been on here in the last month or so.

droon wrote:your grades are tied to your pencil?? and you use a pencil in college?? id like to introduce you to this little thing called a PEN...

Yes. We had this obsession with pencils. You can't undervalue a really good pencil. Of course many people think that no mechanical pencil can ever substitute for a good hardwood pencil. I have 5 boxes of No. 2 Ticonderogas sitting in my desk drawer next to me. Left over from high school, actually. So they are like 8 years old, and still smell good.

Holy wow.... the perfect thing to go with my 15 pocket calculators. Best...day...EVER!!!

Doesn't pay to get one, when you get one for $8 at Wal-mart. Only pays if you are getting 2 or 3.

Doesn't pay to get one, when you get one for $8 at Wal-mart. Only pays if you are getting 2 or 3.

brucedoesbms wrote:I'm in for one...

Go for three!

anthgothlz wrote:That's a good one but I think there's some continuity missing in the middle.

Here's an old favorite:

"A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

That, however, is frickin hilarious

This is for people who can't afford one of this --> http://www.montgomerypens.com/product_detail.asp?product_id=8865

but again, for that much, it better can do some tricks like shoting bullet from the other end.....or a laser weapon .....

lordpil wrote:Yes. We had this obsession with pencils. You can't undervalue a really good pencil. Of course many people think that no mechanical pencil can ever substitute for a good hardwood pencil. I have 5 boxes of No. 2 Ticonderogas sitting in my desk drawer next to me. Left over from high school, actually. So they are like 8 years old, and still smell good.

Do you go through a lot of White-Out?

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jigga711 wrote:Been here, done that.

I have multiple accounts on here because I have multiple computers. I use 3 laptops and 2 desktops to better my chances for when the time comes. Even with all these computers, sometimes I can't get one.

When the Boggy Old Creature comes up, they'll take you to a 404 page, and you must view the page source of said page, and follow the hyperlink to the REAL Boggy Old Creature just waiting for us creative types.

Have there been any "Hot for teacher" references, yet?

lordpil wrote:Yes. We had this obsession with pencils. You can't undervalue a really good pencil. Of course many people think that no mechanical pencil can ever substitute for a good hardwood pencil. I have 5 boxes of No. 2 Ticonderogas sitting in my desk drawer next to me. Left over from high school, actually. So they are like 8 years old, and still smell good.

i will admit, i do like the smell of good pencils, however i will always use those cheap packs of BIC pencils when im not using my awesome Sharpie pens =D

I got two of these in my last Boggy Old Creature...These are pretty good pencils, but with shipping, you're basically paying retail price.

lordpil wrote:Yes. We had this obsession with pencils. You can't undervalue a really good pencil. Of course many people think that no mechanical pencil can ever substitute for a good hardwood pencil. I have 5 boxes of No. 2 Ticonderogas sitting in my desk drawer next to me. Left over from high school, actually. So they are like 8 years old, and still smell good.

Mechanical is ALWAYS better than traditional for one reason. The one jerk (or three even) who has to get up and sharpen that Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) in the grinder for half an hour in the middle of a grueling test.

these are great pencils, but I have too many.

think I'll go buy some free stickers instead.

whitefacedsimony wrote:Do you go through a lot of White-Out?

/

No. You don't need White-Out with pencils. I do have some in my drawer as well. Unopened, never used. What's the point?

paltex9 wrote:I like these but not at $10.83

You can have one for a bargain of $9.99!

Wholesaleforless wrote:Doesn't pay to get one, when you get one for $8 at Wal-mart. Only pays if you are getting 2 or 3.

Really, i've never heard that before!!!!

I heard these are going up to $15 each all across the globe tomorrow.

Better buy a bunch while you can

gruberdesigns wrote:Go for three!

Not the pencil-- the Big Ol' Carp!!!