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We love Valentine’s Day, don’t you? It’s that one special day we set aside every year just to tell that special someone: “I love you.” And maybe also to tell that special someone’s creepy roommate: “You, not so much. Please stop ‘accidentally’ walking in on me while I’m showering.”

Being the soft-hearted romantic types we are, nothing riles us up more than seeing capitalist swine try to exploit the holiday for a quick buck. (Or are we supposed to believe it’s just a coincidence that they jacked up the price of plush bears at the filling station this month?)

In the spirit of St Valentine, whoever he was, we say screw that. Love was meant to be free. That’s why, for the third consecutive year, we’re giving away original Valentine’s Day cards for you to download, print, and give away to as many sweeties as you’ve got the ink cartridges to support.

As always, our PDF u-print-em Valentines come in two flavors, “Bitter” and “Sweet,” so even if you’re not in the mood to spread the love, you can still spread something.

 

If you're the type who won't click on PDFs because you can't stand the sight of that Acrobat guy, see below for all eight Valentines in convenient JPG form...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you can still enjoy our ‘08 Valentines and ‘09 Valentines too! You probably won't enjoy them, but you can.

mboverload


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Oh my god these are awesome

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janoulle


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Oh Woot.

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janoulle wrote:Oh Woot. the teddy bear looks suspiciously like pedobear. Just sayin'



Where do you see a bear?

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smileman66


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I honestly don't get the Nessy one.

edit: Oh I get it, it's not Nessy, it's a plesiosaur!

jlavezzo


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What's the owl holding in it's mouth? Yarn? A dog collar? A pink mouse tail in the shape of a heart?

ProfHotpants


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jlavezzo wrote:What's the owl holding in it's mouth? Yarn? A dog collar? A pink mouse tail in the shape of a heart?



It's supposed to be a worm, but I think yarn or a mouse tail would work just as well. It's hard for owls to find appropriate tokens to show their affection.

rly1woot


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The last one would have been more awesome if it were "Thinking of ewe" with a picture of a female sheep. Gnu is totally not pronounced "you" =P

llandar


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ProfHotpants wrote:It's supposed to be a worm, but I think yarn or a mouse tail would work just as well. It's hard for owls to find appropriate tokens to show their affection.



I saw a pink handcuff.

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llandar wrote:I saw a pink handcuff.



And you will again, if you're good. ;)

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A little too cutsey this time. Not enough snarky and/or edgy. Has woot gone all soft and mushy?

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Omelets made great you guyz rock! I <3 these!

harder


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Those are great! Best Woot Valentines yet.

sgoman5674


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Where's the Tanuki card?

caerdwyn


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jlavezzo wrote:What's the owl holding in it's mouth? Yarn? A dog collar? A pink mouse tail in the shape of a heart?


ProfHotpants wrote:It's supposed to be a worm, but I think yarn or a mouse tail would work just as well. It's hard for owls to find appropriate tokens to show their affection.



Or... a catheter for doing an angioplasty.

You know, for fixing a broken heart.

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mattschuette


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El Chupacabras from the waffleiron!

pooflady


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Oops. Meant to cancel, not post.



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Ivyness


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Yeay chupacabra! Someone needs to make a shirt with him, the cucuy and la llorona. I would proudly wear it.

Be the change...

powerpiglet


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rly1woot wrote:The last one would have been more awesome if it were "Thinking of ewe" with a picture of a female sheep. Gnu is totally not pronounced "you" =P



That one's for Linux users, silly.

Eastcoastmary


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Woot, the bitter valentines are so much better than the sweet ones. The sweet ones need more edge, less saccharin. You can still be nice without being sugary, right?

Eastcoastmary


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the owl is holding a heart shaped computer cord, a take off on the Woot item of the day