Horrible woot off.

For everyone asking about monkeys, there was the screaming monkey keychain earlier. Yes, it didn't end the wootoff, but that would count as a monkey I would think.

these ruined my laptop battery

Hey...car USB charger + "Woot-Off" USB Lights = Awesome WOOT Mobile! that says "follow me to the F5"

tbh I bought another set to plug into the back of my wii so I can have a set at computer and tv at the same time...now to wait for the next woot off.

Mine are quiet. But they give me a headache!

velcro strips? whut? i din't get no fargin' velcro strips!

o, hangonamo...

these ones are more expensiver. yinz are payin one more buck for each velcro strip.

SPiepenbrok wrote:People say that every Woot Off.

agreed...if you don't get the Bunch of Crepes, it's the worst woot off ever....

does this mean it's over? and just a question, does the kid's woot offer something like a diaper full of gristle instead of a bag?

docflash wrote:these are great! i use a set in my medical office to let me know if i'm running late seeing patients. if one's on, i'm a half hour behind: if two, i'm an hour late.

they flank my keychain monkey, two standard flying monkeys, and a giant monkey.

curiously, no patient has ever asked about any of this stuff.

hmm.

My doctor would need 4.

YES!!! The Woot-Off Lights are MINE!!!

(BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA)

agreed... the last woot offs are getting worse and worse! please guys.... this is going to get old! let's get back to quality refurb stuff!

In for the 2 velcro straps... those biznatches are hard to find.

In for 2, been wanting these for a while.

BlueEagle23 wrote:this is the end, the end my friend, the end

The Doors from the waffleiron. Dang I'm on fire with obscure song lines today.

Finally, got my first set of Woot off lights. Needed these for my shrine around my currently growing screaming monkey collection.

I wanted a Monkey... but very excited for the Woot-Off lights!!!!

woot we want monkeys!!! YOU HEAR ME! MONKEYS!!!

Bought 3.

In for 2. The set in my cube is loud enough to piss off everyone but the deaf guy. Now I can run 3 sets at once.

The bar is moving - slowly - but the Wootoff is still WootOn, and the hope for the Next Great Monkey is alive for the Wootizens.

was there a bagel or crepe this time around? what time did it go up?

jackkip wrote:no monkeys?

I agree i wanted monkeys!!!!!

...but i didn't get my roomba

so a flush light and woot lights for me.... all purchased in the last few hours, and both classics, i kept my wooting to under 20 bucks (and as a poor college student this is important) and i am satisfied at getting classic woot gristle =)

Still waiting for monkeys....they will be next. Wait & see my friends.

the reason i say "worst ever" is because there wasnt any "must have" deals.. nothing fun.. nothing the was priced halfway decent..


but yea.. missed boggy old creature as well.. but i always do..

so sad....I missed the Bunch of Crepes by minutes due to child having a Rx appointment. Dam! Now I can only by 3 Woot lights to ease the pain ;)

nethercutt wrote:The Doors from the waffleiron. Dang I'm on fire with obscure song lines today.

If only you could learn to buy something....freaking whitebox.

come on... it's only 11:30 please, please put something like a ferrari 308gtsi....

a75952 wrote:woot we want monkeys!!! YOU HEAR ME! MONKEYS!!!

AMEN

mesheler wrote:I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.
We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!'
Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

My monkey says that,... he rides in the car, alone...
in the back seat, by himself,

... always

Ask him

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How WOOT used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That WOOT could make those people dance
And, maybe, they'd be happy for a while.

But february made us shiver
With every package that WOOT'd deliver.
WOOT box on the doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.

I cant remember if I cried
When I missed that Bag Of Carrots,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the WOOT-OFF died.

So bye-bye, miss WOOT-OFF.
Drove my credit card to the maximum,
But the bank account was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
Singin, this'll be the last WOOT-OFF
Lights I buy or I'll die.
This'll be the last lights or I'll die.

I already have a monkey key chain... I want a real flying monkey!!!

I love that the sell-out progress bar has barely moved. You know that this is now the end when everyone says "eh, screw it."


Time to take a nap and wait until the new item gets loaded in a few hours.

Thanks all, I had fun

reidymr wrote:was there a bagel or crepe this time around? what time did it go up?

yeah.. around 5:15 Eastern.

nethercutt wrote:The Doors from the waffleiron. Dang I'm on fire with obscure song lines today.

Oops. Accidentally hit post. =/ I got "Mad as a Hatter, you're thin as a dime." Tom Waits.

i think the monkeys are NEXT!!! fingers crossed xx

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

I was hoping for a fantastic ending to this woot off:

* glow in the dark monkey from woot
* giant green cape monkey from kids.woot
* drunken monkey from wine.woot



But at least I got woot lights.