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I was checking my profile on Stache Passions recently when I realized my wife would be pretty upset if she knew I was looking for women who appreciate mustaches. I also realized, though, that there's a personals community for just about everybody: vampires, reckless optimists, people in jail, people with too much money, and even people too busy driving to actually go on a date.

So why not Woot?

That's why I'm proposing Personals.Woot.com, your online dating site for people who appreciate a good daily deal seeking the same. Members would create a profile with no picture. Instead, you'd choose the Screaming Monkey whose cape color best matches your personality. After filling out some basic information (age, sex, location, number of woots) you'd be free to write a bit about yourself. For instance:

"Hi there. I'm a first sucker to woot for a smile. I spend a lot of my time on various forums complaining about the crippling inadequacies of the people who run them. I like long stretches of time in front of my computer, and fiddling with small electronic gadgets. I also compile and rate any and all information I stumble across on the internet. Say hi already!"

People could meet over their mutual affinity for refurbished Acer products. They'd laugh as they both bought each other the same Roomba during a WootOff. They'd grow old together, and maybe even someday be blessed with a bouncing baby of the cosmos.

So, before I take this idea to the powers that be, I need some support. Would you ever date one of the weirdos on here?

 

rwave


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Only if they offered me 1/3rd of any Brigade of Carnations they're able to get their hands on! Then I would consider a date...

tjamil


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is shipping still $5? I'm in! I'll just pray I DONT get the bagel or crepe!

jjdarling


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I would say "Hell yes I'd use this," but my SO probably reads this blog and would see my comment. I guess we'd probably end up imitating that Rupert Holmes song.

mass40


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mass40

Meet women on woot! - wow! I'm in for three!

Teripie


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jjdarling wrote:I would say "Hell yes I'd use this," but my SO probably reads this blog and would see my comment. I guess we'd probably end up imitating that Rupert Holmes song.



True here as well. Sigh.
But do it! It'll be a blast reading descriptions people write.

“Anything is a great deal at some price,” Some Rutledge Guy.

agingdragqueen


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After being rebuffed by Gatz, there's no reason to keep trying here. Sigh sigh.

I'm like the sixth refurbished Roomba at 5pm on the last day of a Woot-Off that everyone just wants out of the way because there's probably a Bunch of Crepes or something awesome coming after

baest


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What's the male/female ratio on Woot? Not very good I'd expect.

Maybe it would have to be like clubs, where guys pay but women are free.

peejd


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Will you utilize the Shirt.woot Derby feature "I'd want one"?

greencayennes


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As a young woman who likes nerdy guys, I'd generally be all for this idea, but without pictures it's basically useless. On other dating sites, if a person messages me without a picture there is no way I will meet them offline, or even message them back. Too anonymous and creepy (and online personals are anonymous and creepy enough as it is, even with pictures).

javamatte


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peejd wrote:Will you utilize the Shirt.woot Derby feature "I'd want one"?



How about "I'd Woot That"

chriscapitolo


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I think the pertinent question to ask is would Woot girls consider dating Woot guys. Guys will date anything so long as it has pretty hair. Along with a few other things.

no1


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agingdragqueen wrote:After being rebuffed by Gatz, there's no reason to keep trying here. Sigh sigh.

I'm like the sixth refurbished Roomba at 5pm on the last day of a Woot-Off that everyone just wants out of the way because there's probably a Bunch of Crepes or something awesome coming after



i think all the photoshop contest people who you've helped get their prizes think you're pretty goddessly.


pandamonium long sleeve tee YAY MEDIOCRITY!

peejd


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javamatte wrote:How about "I'd Woot That"




Even better!!

cma0651


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I would like to see what the "bagel or crepe" would offer.

mdonley


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If I were not already happily married, I'd be a little worried about getting a refurbished wife. Is the warranty still 90 days? She'd probably still be running the old 1.0 operating system. So many out there running 2.0 or 2.5 now...

ThunderThighs


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How about Speed Wooting Parties? You can go from table to table to meet new wooters.

N8Gr878


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greencayennes wrote:As a young woman who likes nerdy guys.



I apologize for the amount of messages you have received as a result of this post having fulfilled the three things most single male Wooters are looking for (female, pulse, into technology).

Embrace the changing of your account name. Smile. Laugh. Come to the realization that you will never post your affinity towards nerdy guys online again. Ever.

DawaLhamo


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The guy in the apartment down the hall from me is a wooter. I see his woot boxes come through the leasing office alongside mine. ^_^ If only I knew his username, we could hit it off online! ^_^

swwinchester


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Mmm. I think it'd be an interesting experiment ... so yeah. To use the classic shirt.woot method - I'd want one.

Gatzby


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agingdragqueen wrote:After being rebuffed by Gatz, there's no reason to keep trying here. Sigh sigh.

I'm like the sixth refurbished Roomba at 5pm on the last day of a Woot-Off that everyone just wants out of the way because there's probably a Bunch of Crepes or something awesome coming after



I THINK YOU BOTH LIKE SARCASTIC.

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taiwann


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As long as there's a Bag-o-stuff option.

lordsul


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lordsul

ummm In for 3 !

irockash


quality posts: 2 Private Messages irockash

Oh! You can even get all eHarmony on us and match people based on woots. I'd start buying more knives!

Dissonance


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Dissonance

I guess that adds a whole new element to being able to shout: FIRST!

vanhecht


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greencayennes wrote:As a young woman who likes nerdy guys, I'd generally be all for this idea, but without pictures it's basically useless. On other dating sites, if a person messages me without a picture there is no way I will meet them offline, or even message them back. Too anonymous and creepy (and online personals are anonymous and creepy enough as it is, even with pictures).



So, I guess it's a good thing all the photochop contests have died off. These 'men' who message you could focus on that Optimus Prime torso the nerdy girls dig.

patriciasmartin441


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greencayennes wrote:As a young woman who likes nerdy guys, I'd generally be all for this idea, but without pictures it's basically useless. On other dating sites, if a person messages me without a picture there is no way I will meet them offline, or even message them back. Too anonymous and creepy (and online personals are anonymous and creepy enough as it is, even with pictures).


If we ever choose to meet another wooter meet in a very very public place ;)

WilfBrim


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Interesting concept:

"Lonely male wooter seeks companionship. Love walks on the beach, respiffed Sansas, Roombas, Merlot 3 packs, and long evenings in front of the laptop during woot offs."

Don't think it will fly.

UncleBatman


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WilfBrim wrote:Interesting concept:

"Lonely male wooter seeks companionship. Love walks on the beach, respiffed Sansas, Roombas, Merlot 3 packs, and long evenings in front of the laptop during woot offs."

Don't think it will fly.



It may not "fly" but it would be fun to read...for a few minutes.

neyfam2000


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Would the slogan be "One Day, One Date"?

cindyscrazy


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I'm in!

Sounds like a cool idea to me lol. I spend all of my time on the computer, so I never get to see people in real life.

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"--from a T-shirt

cindyscrazy.com

llandar


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baest wrote:What's the male/female ratio on Woot? Not very good I'd expect.



Depends on which way you're looking.

We could also institute a DateOff, although my self esteem would crumble when everyone in the comments called me a DateOff killer.

SBCJester21


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As someone recently divorced, I'm in for 3!

novastarj


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It should be formatted like deals.woot, where we can vote up good profiles and leave snarky comments.

In all seriousness, it's a fine idea, but if you're really thinking "no pictures" would fly than you're out of luck. That's kind of an essential part of these kinds of sites. Plus cost is always an issue... there's some pretty good free sites out there, so if you plan on charging you might have a tough time getting it started.

lipophilia


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So ...
If someone were to be listed on the Woot Personals for 3 months without any action, would they be posted in a Woot-off at a lower cost? (On the other hand, this idea suggests that "Woot-off" could become a whole new euphamism.)

SBCJester21


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lipophilia wrote:So ...
If someone were to be listed on the Woot Personals for 3 months without any action, would they be posted in a Woot-off at a lower cost? (On the other hand, this idea suggests that "Woot-off" could become a whole new euphamism.)



And the idea of having a "w00t-0ff Party" would take a whole new context!

They'd also have to make a new box to go by your name. Not sure what it would represent though... # of dates with other w00ters? (Black box = 100+ Dates, SBCJester21 is sluttier than everyone else ;o)

bluedyn


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novastarj wrote:It should be formatted like deals.woot, where we can vote up good profiles and leave snarky comments.

In all seriousness, it's a fine idea, but if you're really thinking "no pictures" would fly than you're out of luck. That's kind of an essential part of these kinds of sites. Plus cost is always an issue... there's some pretty good free sites out there, so if you plan on charging you might have a tough time getting it started.



Snarky comments are a must!

But as for costs vs. free, there should be a minimum amount of woots required to join. Because seriously, we don't want random weirdos joining. Just the weirdos we already know.

ThunderThighs


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bluedyn wrote:Snarky comments are a must!

But as for costs vs. free, there should be a minimum amount of woots required to join. Because seriously, we don't want random weirdos joining. Just the weirdos we already know.


What if I'm already a random weirdo?

marajad3


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This sounds like fun, or truly horrifying, either way it would be entertaining. Though I'd rather have pictures even if it is a face edited onto a screaming monkey.

As a geeky/nerdy girl I prefer a similar or greater level of geekyness (or nerditude) in guys. Woot seems a great place to meet people like that.

bluedyn


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ThunderThighs wrote:What if I'm already a random weirdo?



Judging by your colored triangle and square (and that you're a woot staffer, of course), you're not random here.

But you're more than welcome to be random in real life.