The 8.7lbs of AdventureCrap is here!



1x Jonas Brother Bag hernia (Value: Birthday Gift)
1x Child size shirt (Value: Birthday Gift)
1x Pink Lego ipod Speakers (Value: Birthday Gift)
1x Nintendo DS Game - Squeeballs Party ($15)
1x 1:12 Remote Control Tactical Vehicle, with batteries, instructions, 5 sided box (missing one side). ($54.99)

YAY! My First epic adventure!

5X Slinky Juniors
1X Red & Blue Revolving Woot Lights
6X Star Wars Bobble Heads
9X Bags of Texas Air
1X Motion Activated Musical Tigger & Pooh Toothbrush Holder (which was left on & scared the crud out of the UPS guy as he was bringing it up to the door)

cimb95 wrote:My epic adventure of 3.1lbs

1 - Picnic Set
1 - Bandolier of Carrots Shirt (L)
1 - minidock pink lego
1 - sealed plantronics bluetooth headset ($24.99)
1 - ESPN Ultimate Universal remote (no charger but takes mini usb) Goofing around with it, seems to boot and charger. Getting it on the wifi as I type this. (MSRP $299.99)


THANKS WOOT!!!


Looking to trade the remote for a GPS or other items. Let me know!!!

The remote is AWESOME. I'm away at school, but my bag arrived back home today. I'll let you know if I get a GPS or anything you may want for the remote!

mystery250 wrote:I'm not going to bother complaining to them about a bag, I didn't receive one, but I liked what I received well enough to not worry about it, I don't think. So many people didn't receive bags this time around.

i wouldn't mind getting that ladder in my 55 pounder....

Mine was 2.1 lbs, was positive I was going to get crapped on with junk. But..

-Lego iPod speaker
-Dirty Jobs shirt (M, I think)
-Jonas case
-Cradlepoint WiFi access point thing

Pleasantly surprised, thanks woot!

1.5 pounds here... same stuff as most:

Jonas Bros. Case
Red/Blue Woot Lights
Junior Slinky
Pirates of the Caribbean software to make movies on the computer (also has stickers)

Mine (1.4 lbs):
Nightmare circus t-shirt (women's small or med, probably)
Lego iPod speakers
regular woot lights
jonas bros bag

My daughter's (1.9 lbs):
mini slinky
red and blue woot lights
baby blanket
mini tripod x 2

Not bad. My first epic adventure was this past Santa's Bag one, and I really got nothing useful at all. This one was much better. My daughter likes the slinky and blanket and can use the jonas bag for her camera. My wife can use the t-shirt. I'll find a little use out of the lights. I already have a mini tripod and don't have an iPod, so those are the only things that aren't useful.

My wife's 6.5 lb bag was routed to Phoenix instead of KC (we're in Iowa) so we'll have to wait a few more days for that one.

this can't be right, smart post was fast for once :O
Omelets made great i might get it tommorow

hometown, il, USA
Friday, April 9, 2010
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skagasz wrote:Wait.... was there ever a *white* Bandolier of Carrots officially printed? Or is this a nifty rare outcast?

A friend of a friend got a white one in his bag. I've only ever seen the green (which I am a proud owner of). I think it's a rare find, personally. And I like it, too; please send my way.

First ever crapbag has arrived. The box was singing on my porch when I ran home to grab it. I don't think I could be much happier.

I would be willing to try though.

Weighed in at 6 lbs 4 ounces and was 18 inches long. Mother and crapbag are doing fine.

First item: 1 Disney "My friends Tigger & Pooh" Musical Toothbrush Holder (with educational timer). The package claims that the music encourages kids to brush...my kids can brush now, I need the Disney item that will encourage the youngest to wipe her ass.

Up next we have: 1 Original Slinky Jr. walking spring toy. This item claims to be made in the USA and has been safety tested to meet or EXCEED ASTM F-963! I don't know what that means but it is comforting to know my slinky jr is up to snuff. The packaging is a bit confusing though as it says it is for ages 5 and up and also says it is not suitable for children under 36 months. I am not sure which takes priority but that rather leaves me in a lurch if a 4 year old comes along and wants to play with my slinky.

Up third is: 1 High School Musical Decal Wall Clock! This one was a thrill! I think you are all very aware of how collectible this clock can be and the prices some of them have reached at auction. But listen to this... this particular clock package contains the famous 16" x 16" LARGE Peel and Stick Decal Inside!! I would very much like to "Deck out my Room!" with it like the box suggests, but I cant justify violating the NIB covenant.

Moving on: 1 set of Police Woot Lights. they're woot lights...

Which brings us to: 6 Funko brand STAR WARS Bobbleheads. Now, 5 of these are in white Funko boxes while the Han Solo is in a slightly different style box labeled STAR WARS Official Funko Wacky Wobbler... I like this one best because not only is it official, but it is wacky also.

1 x Han Solo
1 x Luke Skywalker
1 x Yoda
1 x Tie Fighter Pilot
1 x Bossk
1 x 4-LOM (I've never heard of him either...)

These bobbleheads are for ages 4 and up. 4 and up!! sweet...crisis over.

I have included a picture of this epic epicness. I apologize for the blurriness...I wish I had like a tripod to put my camera on, but tripods are typically too tall... I wish I had like a small one.


Thanks Woot!

gtrst7711 wrote:Mine left New Berlin early this morning, still 63.7 lb and 16.8 in cubed...

Mine's moving waayyyy tooooo sloooowwwwlyyy

That is because it is so fat, I would rather have a chunky epic adventure that moves slow than a speedy 1 pounder

Got my Adventure hernia in the mail today:

2 Mini Tripods
1 Red/Blue Revolving Lights
1 Slinky Jr.
1 Baby Fleece

http://twitpic.com/1ec8e3

Not the greatest but it's my first Book of hernia

Recieved my first ever Bacon on Ciabatta today and cannot say I'm disappointed. FedEx's approximated weight was 6.8 pounds and inside was:

1 musical Winnie the Pooh toothbrush holder
1 pair of police Woot-Off lights
1 one organic cotton coverall for infants 6-9 months
5 boxes of Christmas cards
AND
1 Samsung WEP 470 progressive noise filtering Bluetooth headset with "AMBIENT NOISE FILTERING AND ECHO CANCELATION TECHNOLOGY" alright



This was both awesome and fun. Thanks Woot!

My bag:

1 x iPod Lego dock (pink)
1 x standard woot lights, one spinning the wrong way
1 x JoBro case
1 x Fact or Carp page-a-day calender
1 x Black hands t shirt

Roommate's bag
1 x mini tripod
1 x red/blue woot lights
1 x JoBro case

Do woot lights dim over time? The pair I bought from the 2/25 woot off are very dim compared to my new ones.

taternuggets wrote:...Long description detailing a pretty standard hernia, except the bobbleheads which are slightly less common....
Thanks Woot!

This is a case of loving the hernia you get! We have a winner!

Oh, and 4-LOM is one of the bounty hunters that you really don't see much of unless you pay attention. Boba Fett, IG-88, 4-LOM, etc. (with Boba Fett getting all of the attention because he actually get's Solo.)

Han is in a different box because he came in a different series from the others. I have the other 12 (from Woot, of course) with about half in the white boxes and half in black boxes. It would be nice to get the remaining 6 in my 11.1lb bag.

Apr 9, 2010 12:07 AM
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DALLAS, TX


ALMOST HERE!!
MY FIRST hernia CANT WAIT!! ALTHOUGH..
ONLY 2.5 POUNDS SO JUDGING ON EVERYONE ELSE I THINK I KNOW WHATS IN IT ALREADY, WHICH IS QUITE DISAPPOINTING TAKING INTO ACCOUNT WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET ONE...

shimbo87 wrote:
ALMOST HERE!!
MY FIRST hernia CANT WAIT!! ALTHOUGH..
ONLY 2.5 POUNDS SO JUDGING ON EVERYONE ELSE I THINK I KNOW WHATS IN IT ALREADY, WHICH IS QUITE DISAPPOINTING TAKING INTO ACCOUNT WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO GET ONE...

Ow my ears why are you yelling?

My Haul
1.5 lbs

2 Lushlife miniDock speaker for iPod
1 Yellow Woot Lights
1 Jonas Brothers Accessory Case
1 Shirt

LayneRobinson wrote:

Oh, and 4-LOM is one of the bounty hunters that you really don't see much of unless you pay attention. Boba Fett, IG-88, 4-LOM, etc. (with Boba Fett getting all of the attention because he actually get's Solo.)

Han is in a different box because he came in a different series from the others. I have the other 12 (from Woot, of course) with about half in the white boxes and half in black boxes. It would be nice to get the remaining 6 in my 11.1lb bag.

I figured he was one of the bounty hunters...it just seems like an odd choice for a bobblehead...

Not much to add to the list, my box arrived with standard contents.

1 Slinky Jr (Cant let my kids see it or I never will again)

1 HSM Clock(What does one do with that?)

1 Adventure Girls Handbook

1 Tripod

No real change in value from past bags recieved except no bag. All of the other items from the past are sitting in closets unused except for a cordless phone that worked for a short time and was thrown away.

I hope I don't have to wait 2 more years for the next time

Just got my first brag of cap.

Literally C R A P.

Anyone else get a completely blank shirt? Mine has nothing on it. Not even a Woot tag.

taternuggets wrote:First ever crapbag has arrived. The box was singing on my porch when I ran home to grab it. I don't think I could be much happier.

I would be willing to try though.

Weighed in at 6 lbs 4 ounces and was 18 inches long. Mother and crapbag are doing fine.

First item: 1 Disney "My friends Tigger & Pooh" Musical Toothbrush Holder (with educational timer). The package claims that the music encourages kids to brush...my kids can brush now, I need the Disney item that will encourage the youngest to wipe her ass.

Up next we have: 1 Original Slinky Jr. walking spring toy. This item claims to be made in the USA and has been safety tested to meet or EXCEED ASTM F-963! I don't know what that means but it is comforting to know my slinky jr is up to snuff. The packaging is a bit confusing though as it says it is for ages 5 and up and also says it is not suitable for children under 36 months. I am not sure which takes priority but that rather leaves me in a lurch if a 4 year old comes along and wants to play with my slinky.

Up third is: 1 High School Musical Decal Wall Clock! This one was a thrill! I think you are all very aware of how collectible this clock can be and the prices some of them have reached at auction. But listen to this... this particular clock package contains the famous 16" x 16" LARGE Peel and Stick Decal Inside!! I would very much like to "Deck out my Room!" with it like the box suggests, but I cant justify violating the NIB covenant.

Moving on: 1 set of Police Woot Lights. they're woot lights...

Which brings us to: 6 Funko brand STAR WARS Bobbleheads. Now, 5 of these are in white Funko boxes while the Han Solo is in a slightly different style box labeled STAR WARS Official Funko Wacky Wobbler... I like this one best because not only is it official, but it is wacky also.

1 x Han Solo
1 x Luke Skywalker
1 x Yoda
1 x Tie Fighter Pilot
1 x Bossk
1 x 4-LOM (I've never heard of him either...)

These bobbleheads are for ages 4 and up. 4 and up!! sweet...crisis over.

I have included a picture of this epic epicness. I apologize for the blurriness...I wish I had like a tripod to put my camera on, but tripods are typically too tall... I wish I had like a small one.


Thanks Woot!

I'm staking claim to Yoda. "Do or do not do...there is not try." Woot frying Hoot. You'd better hook a sister up.

The wife is on her way to get our Cr@p from the post office. Now I only have to wait about an hour to see the glorious package waiting to be opened. Man its gonna be sweet when I get that letter.

ignorant wrote:The adventure has come to an end for the girlfriend and me..

Mine 1.5 pounds
1 x Imposter T-Shirt tag cut off, but guessing XL
1 x Woot-Off! Lights
1 x miniDock for iPod
1 x Jonas Brothers bag

Mine is currently expected to be 1.5...

May be what I am getting.. hmmmm...

cimb95 wrote:My epic adventure of 3.1lbs

1 - Picnic Set
1 - Bandolier of Carrots Shirt (L)
1 - minidock pink lego
1 - sealed plantronics bluetooth headset ($24.99)
1 - ESPN Ultimate Universal remote (no charger but takes mini usb) Goofing around with it, seems to boot and charger. Getting it on the wifi as I type this. (MSRP $299.99)


THANKS WOOT!!!


Looking to trade the remote for a GPS or other items. Let me know!!!

Looks like your 3/26 parc fo gab... not 4/1 adventure apcray...

jshbckr wrote:Just got my first brag of cap.

Literally C R A P.

Anyone else get a completely blank shirt? Mine has nothing on it. Not even a Woot tag.

I want a blank shirt..but I want mine to be fuschia.

If my package doesn't get its act in gear I may not see it till next week . Mine left a day earlier then my mates and he lives farther away, but his is already in his town t...t

go go go epic adventure!

MrD3a7h wrote:Ow my ears why are you yelling?

Didn't you read the part about first hernia? I would be you were that excited, too.

taternuggets wrote:First ever crapbag has arrived. The box was singing on my porch when I ran home to grab it. I don't think I could be much happier.

I would be willing to try though.

Weighed in at 6 lbs 4 ounces and was 18 inches long. Mother and crapbag are doing fine.

First item: 1 Disney "My friends Tigger & Pooh" Musical Toothbrush Holder (with educational timer). The package claims that the music encourages kids to brush...my kids can brush now, I need the Disney item that will encourage the youngest to wipe her ass.

Up next we have: 1 Original Slinky Jr. walking spring toy. This item claims to be made in the USA and has been safety tested to meet or EXCEED ASTM F-963! I don't know what that means but it is comforting to know my slinky jr is up to snuff. The packaging is a bit confusing though as it says it is for ages 5 and up and also says it is not suitable for children under 36 months. I am not sure which takes priority but that rather leaves me in a lurch if a 4 year old comes along and wants to play with my slinky.

Up third is: 1 High School Musical Decal Wall Clock! This one was a thrill! I think you are all very aware of how collectible this clock can be and the prices some of them have reached at auction. But listen to this... this particular clock package contains the famous 16" x 16" LARGE Peel and Stick Decal Inside!! I would very much like to "Deck out my Room!" with it like the box suggests, but I cant justify violating the NIB covenant.

Moving on: 1 set of Police Woot Lights. they're woot lights...

Which brings us to: 6 Funko brand STAR WARS Bobbleheads. Now, 5 of these are in white Funko boxes while the Han Solo is in a slightly different style box labeled STAR WARS Official Funko Wacky Wobbler... I like this one best because not only is it official, but it is wacky also.

1 x Han Solo
1 x Luke Skywalker
1 x Yoda
1 x Tie Fighter Pilot
1 x Bossk
1 x 4-LOM (I've never heard of him either...)

These bobbleheads are for ages 4 and up. 4 and up!! sweet...crisis over.

I have included a picture of this epic epicness. I apologize for the blurriness...I wish I had like a tripod to put my camera on, but tripods are typically too tall... I wish I had like a small one.


Thanks Woot!

Congrats on your first hall. Glad you are happy with it!

LayneRobinson wrote:A friend of a friend got a white one in his bag. I've only ever seen the green (which I am a proud owner of). I think it's a rare find, personally. And I like it, too; please send my way.

The white one was a standard issue shirt in the 3/26 bags... hundreds are out there.

Oh to be happy and sad at the same time...My box of adventure hernia arrived today (I actually went to the postoffice and picked it up today)couldn't wait till tomorrow and like a kid at christmas I opened my box with glee to find a cool Dirtyjobs shirt that may even fit and a fact or hernia desktop calender and......and.... nothing by box only held 2 gifts from the woot gods. box was in good shape so I don't know what to think... Oh well I still love woot!!! Anyone else only get 2 items???

jshbckr wrote:Just got my first brag of cap.

Literally C R A P.

Anyone else get a completely blank shirt? Mine has nothing on it. Not even a Woot tag.

don't look a gift hernia in the mouth, you got 2 more items than me... and my plain shirt was a navy girl's tee ;)

jeepndaddy wrote:Oh to be happy and sad at the same time...My box of adventure hernia arrived today (I actually went to the postoffice and picked it up today)couldn't wait till tomorrow and like a kid at christmas I opened my box with glee to find a cool Dirtyjobs shirt that may even fit and a fact or hernia desktop calender and......and.... nothing by box only held 2 gifts from the woot gods. box was in good shape so I don't know what to think... Oh well I still love woot!!! Anyone else only get 2 items???

i'm in the 2 item boat as well. high fives to you!

Got mine on my lunch break

1 Slinky Jr

1 HSM Clock (My 2nd)

1 Adventure Girls Handbook (Giving to a friend to help with the ladies)

1 Tripod (Glad I bought 3 in a woot off)

Would complain about not getting a bag, but I don't know what I would do with the Jonas Bros one they would send me.

gibsonsg98 wrote:Just opened my adventure hernia. Didn't check the boards in hopes of being surprised.

1 penguin/rabbit trying to be a penguin shirt (toddler size)
1 set of yellow Woot! lights
1 Jonas Brothers camera case
1 Fact or hernia calendar
1 Lego ipod dock

all in all not too bad. Some things I can use some will make good gifts.

Thanks Woot!

Thats the exact same thing that I got, but the size of the shirt was big enough to probably use as a blanket on my bed. It was quite large, not gonna lie. But yea, pretty fun nonetheless.

Got my adventure moments ago!

Slinky
Some tiny t-shirt
facts calender
lego ipod thing
jonas bros case

Needless to say, the excitement level has dropped! However, it was great while it lasted. Now I know it IS possible for ME to actually get some carp. I feel it already starting to building for the chance!

Thanks WOOT!

If anyone wants these things, except the shirt, let me know.

rv49er wrote:My Haul
1.5 lbs

2 Lushlife miniDock speaker for iPod
1 Yellow Woot Lights
1 Jonas Brothers Accessory Case
1 Shirt

I think that shirt looks pretty cool. What size is it?

Recently heard a thump at the front door. Why look, it was the Body of Christ here a few days early back from his long Easter trip to the HolyLand(Carollton of course). After cutting the tape holding him closed I found the following;

Weight reported Texas, 4.5lb. First scan 2.5lb.

1x Woot "Dirty Jobs" Tee looks to be large, Woot Tag has been cut.
1x 2010 Fact or hernia Desk Calendar
1x Set of Woot-Off Lights (Scratched Domes, Screws striped)
2x Pink Lego Minidock Speakers for Ipod
1x Jonas Brothers camera bag

Over all seems like the crap is getting crappier of late. If you are still using this as advertising Woot, might I suggest billboards with a giant yellow/green "!" and woot.com underneath . Because lately I'm afraid to admit to receiving this crap in public, and its probably not having the desired "Hey you got to check out woot!" effect.

Here's hoping for a better Woot birthday!

mtn3pitt wrote:Got my Adventure hernia in the mail today:

2 Mini Tripods
1 Red/Blue Revolving Lights
1 Slinky Jr.
1 Baby Fleece

http://twitpic.com/1ec8e3

Not the greatest but it's my first Book of hernia

Got mine today too. Same exact insides. Thankfully (not sure how thankful i really am) i'll be attending a baby shower this weekend and can dump the Baby Fleece off on them.
The rest of the toys are mine!!!!!!

Came home to a box on the doorstep. Inside was:
red/blue rotating woot lights
mini tripod
mercury digital photo keychain thing
disney director pack-pirates of the caribbean

atari 7800 video game cartridge pole position 2