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josephf31 wrote:Because you won't get some spoon who connects the cables backwards and fries your system that's why. These are more like 'jumper cables for dummies'.
perhaps sorry driver in your example could LEARN how to use jumper cables correctly, even though he is apparently too cheap to buy a set, and then while observing the help-providing-and-equipped-but-not-too-bright-driver (or 'spoon,' per Woot), could correct the method. of course, this might lead to differences along the line of:
SPOON: well if you're so smart, why dontcha use yer own dang cables? Whut? You don't HAVE none? Well, ain't that just too bad for you!
(at which point, mr spoon either gets back in his rig and roars off, leaving you S O L; or else he goes on to muse: "you're hairier than a bear." You best hope it's the former, cuz I know if you got no cables, there's no way you carry a crossbow.)
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koebsco wrote:does anyone know what's inside these?
very tiny gerbils on very tiny gerbil wheels.
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I've used these, and there is a trick to using them right.
The first thing you need to do is unwind and untangle them completely. Otherwise the electricity gets stuck in all the bends. This may seem to be a common sense kind of thing, but you would be surprised at the number of people I see trying to use wires that are tangled. Avoid cable ties at all costs. Those are the most lucrative snake oil products that have been produced in the past century. Yes, they make the wires more organized, but they create all kinds of bends and twists in the wire.
Another thing that you need to do (if at all possible) is to put the charging car (producing electricity) at a higher elevation than the dead car. This allows gravity to help move the electricity to the dead car.
If you are in a big hurry, try rubbing the length of the wire with fuzzy mittens or socks on your hands. Even though static electricity is not very strong, rubbing vigorously can shave as much as 10% off the charging time.
If you follow these tips, using this product should be safe, quick, and above all, fun!
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DaZoneRanger wrote:If you really want to do the cigarette lighter thing, they actually have portable jump starter thingies that have a cigarette plug on them (and are attached to a sealed lead acid battery).
I was going to use one of those sealed things on my car just two weeks ago when I had a dead battery, when I read in it's manual where it said not to use it on cars with computerized systems or something like that. I put it back in the box and we jumped it using jumper cables. I'm assuming this thing may have the same warnings...
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MrD3a7h wrote:I've used these, and there is a trick to using them right.
The first thing you need to do is unwind and untangle them completely. Otherwise the electricity gets stuck in all the bends. This may seem to be a common sense kind of thing, but you would be surprised at the number of people I see trying to use wires that are tangled. Avoid cable ties at all costs. Those are the most lucrative snake oil products that have been produced in the past century. Yes, they make the wires more organized, but they create all kinds of bends and twists in the wire.
Another thing that you need to do (if at all possible) is to put the charging car (producing electricity) at a higher elevation than the dead car. This allows gravity to help move the electricity to the dead car.
If you are in a big hurry, try rubbing the length of the wire with fuzzy mittens or socks on your hands. Even though static electricity is not very strong, rubbing vigorously can shave as much as 10% off the charging time.
If you follow these tips, using this product should be safe, quick, and above all, fun!
how do you like your blue eyed boy now, __ _____ ?
o & btw: that higher elevation thing won't work on magnetic hill, where cars roll contrary to gravity. but otherwise, very valuable advice; although you left out the part about recommending the use of left handed tools wherever possible, as they also help improve the flow of electrickery.
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ripnrik wrote:Perfect to put in your daughter's kit bag to take off to college - yeah it will take a while, but the first time she calls in a panic because she left the flashers on in a no parking zone for a short 4 hours or so and you can reminder her to look under the seat for the battery charge-up device that is a no brainer to use - you will think this is a well spent couple of bucks.
yeah, heaven forbid you should get her real jumper cables and teach her how to use them... getting all self sufficient and that, she'll never land a husband - that's why you're sending her to college, to find mr. right, right?
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Strick28 wrote:Been jumping cars with the apropriate cables for years and never anything blown up burned or otherwise. It's very simple + to + and - to - or red to red and black to black
worng!!!
here's whatcha do:
1) red (+ or pos) on dead battery terminal to red on live battery terminal;
2) black (- or neg) on live battery terminal to engine block of dead car NOT THE BATTERY TERMINAL!
3) Gun Live car while starting dead.
4) Disconnect in reverse order.
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(Creemore; although Mill St Organic Lager is fine... and for yinz south of 49, J.W. Dundee's Original Honey Brown)
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