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Lil Explorers’ Carnival Ball Zone

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.773s
First Sucker:
bertolbrecht
Last Wooter to Woot:
09171960
Last Purchase:
4 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 37% of Woot.com Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 30% of Woot.com Woots
Top 28% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 9% second woot
  • 39% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



Djbuttolph


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Djbuttolph

Kids woot mix up....again

mjvaughn32


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mjvaughn32

kids.woot.com!

d4ng3r0u5


quality posts: 0 Private Messages d4ng3r0u5

lol isnt this supposed to be on kids.woot?

johnchen1229


quality posts: 0 Private Messages johnchen1229

Hours of grown-up fun.

cinoclav


quality posts: 220 Private Messages cinoclav

Hmph... once again, one of those odd kids.woot items stuck on here.

hutch2509


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hutch2509

joyous

bluepoint951


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bluepoint951

oh noes!

matt091988


quality posts: 0 Private Messages matt091988

LOLOL a Troll-off!

dliidlii


quality posts: 34 Private Messages dliidlii

no

Scoops35


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Scoops35

Bazinga!!

whosgotmyusername


quality posts: 4 Private Messages whosgotmyusername

Don't say it!!!!!!!

wut we have here is FAILURE to communicate!

keysh2oboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages keysh2oboy

Ack!

ItlanIsAGeek


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ItlanIsAGeek

WHAT
THE
WOOT?

mconrad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mconrad

Oh this is a killer!

davemacd


quality posts: 2 Private Messages davemacd

Woot is broken! I keep getting redirected to kids.woot.

makshim


quality posts: 2 Private Messages makshim

Woops, I seem to have accidentally stumbled over to kids.woot

ecantu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ecantu

is this kids woot

cleverett


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cleverett

Woot! is doing this just to be evil.

justin8230


quality posts: 0 Private Messages justin8230

Just what i always wanted!!

usfwrestler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages usfwrestler

Elephants and balls....awesome!

DoublEE


quality posts: 8 Private Messages DoublEE

heh-heh...you said ball zone!

diecast17


quality posts: 0 Private Messages diecast17

Please give me a Book of Crap so I can go to bed!

Andrew Bathe

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Beware of the Ball Zone.

breeziemike


quality posts: 0 Private Messages breeziemike
mjvaughn32 wrote:kids.woot.com!



CooperDude


quality posts: 10 Private Messages CooperDude

[] Mention this should be on Kids Woot.

rkdasgud


quality posts: 5 Private Messages rkdasgud

Day 47: “No, my mind is made up. I’ve tried and tried, but I just can’t be with a 38-year-old man who insists on sleeping in a circus-themed ball pit. Have a nice life. And don’t ever call me again.”

ROFLMAO

nowherefast944


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nowherefast944

how did i wander over to kids.woot? oh wait. i didn't.

violetgreen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages violetgreen

nooo! >:O

kmbuntingmd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kmbuntingmd

what the french toast? ball zone?

heh - ball zone

doctorclark


quality posts: 9 Private Messages doctorclark

http://xkcd.com/150/

What's it going to be then, eh?

cdcucco


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cdcucco

Does it come with a clown?

annicus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages annicus

ack kids again

pg318


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pg318

hey, they had these in the last woot-off...April 1 woot-maze...whatever

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

I wonder if this would be good for a 180lb man?

teedo757


quality posts: 6 Private Messages teedo757

Fill this with some pudding in your dorm and you will instantly be popular!

mjvaughn32


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mjvaughn32

Hmm...balls. Might have to rethink this one.

GaleForce


quality posts: 12 Private Messages GaleForce

Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

[] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
[] Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
[] Complain about the item some more.
[] Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
[] Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
[] Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
[] Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
[] Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
[] Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
[] Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
[] Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
[] Ask if it will work underwater.
[] Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
[] Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
[] Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.

Feel free to add more.

Thanks to the following for contributions:
mjvaughn32, taternuggets, alwhitmore, KIBullhorn, hal2814, baldy1m, jaycain, holmtech

lotalota


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lotalota

It has a duck pitching game! This would be great to take hunting, and would give the young ones something to do when there are no ducks in the air.

jrsulli369


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrsulli369

what did they put on kids wott.... golf clubs

to post or not to post.... awww screw it... post!!!!