NightGhost


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PengLord wrote:So many people complain about getting similar craps, I for one would like homogeneous craps. There have been many times where I've said, I hope I get that clock or that calendar but instead land a completely different crap. Who's with me in the "equal crap for all" movement?



You could try eating nothing but corn for a week.

(ducks)

rkenimer


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PengLord wrote:So many people complain about getting similar craps, I for one would like homogeneous craps. There have been many times where I've said, I hope I get that clock or that calendar but instead land a completely different crap. Who's with me in the "equal crap for all" movement?



NOOOOOO! It's not crap if it is designed to be crap! If it is all the same, then it is just junk, trash. Not crap.

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crowsnest


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mjvaughn wrote:But travis got 756. I was trying to help him out by taking one off his hands.



Yeah im sure that ONE was killing him!!!!

@crowsnest531

jsale325


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NightGhost wrote:Have some bacon with bacon salt?

Speaking of tangents, check out the post right below mine: it's eerie



Oooooohhhhhh, they were so close, but the number was 756....Could you imagine...

Don't let NightGhost convince you that you need an intervention, involving chocolate syrup. IT'S A TRAP!!!!
(3:24 PM, 7/7/2010) jsale325 will never catch up.

NightGhost


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I was thinking it would be funny if Travis got to the bottom of the pallet and found another letter from threepiecewoot.

mjvaughn


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NightGhost wrote:You could try eating nothing but corn for a week.

(ducks)



That took me a minute. Now I'm crying. That was a mental image I have never had before, and I'm FROM KANSAS.

DANG YOU NIGHTGHOST!

Bazinga!

kallawm


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PengLord wrote:So many people complain about getting similar craps, I for one would like homogeneous craps. There have been many times where I've said, I hope I get that clock or that calendar but instead land a completely different crap. Who's with me in the "equal crap for all" movement?



But that would take the fun out of it. Once one person got their box, everyone else would know what they got.

Tis better to score than be scored.

NightGhost


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jsale325 wrote:Oooooohhhhhh, they were so close, but the number was 756....Could you imagine...



And now that you mentioned it, it's too late for him to edit the post!

mjvaughn


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NightGhost wrote:You could try eating nothing but corn for a week.

(ducks)



Overheard in a public restroom:


CORN? When did I eat corn?

Bazinga!

rkenimer


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kallawm wrote:But that would take the fun out of it. Once one person got their box, everyone else would know what they got.



Unfortunately, that is mostly the case right now, but at least there is enough that aren't identical to liven things up. Like whole pallets and stuff like that.

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NightGhost


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mjvaughn wrote:That took me a minute. Now I'm crying. That was a mental image I have never had before, and I'm FROM KANSAS.

DANG YOU NIGHTGHOST!



Sorry!

I hear that an hour or two of "banana panini" will undo the effect.

rv49er


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rv49er wrote:1086 Would You Rather Calendars


I Win!

NightGhost


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mjvaughn wrote:Overheard in a public restroom:


CORN? When did I eat corn?



Austin Powers?

Jeus


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NightGhost wrote:Have some bacon with bacon salt?

Speaking of tangents, check out the post right below mine: it's eerie



This is even worse since it was the very first mention of wyr calendars and look who made it.

knowing his shenanigans he might have edited the post.

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mjvaughn


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NightGhost wrote:Sorry!

I hear that and hour or two of "banana panini" will undo the effect.



I don't click on youtube links anymore...I refuse to get banana panini'd.

Bazinga!

kayboss


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NightGhost wrote:Austin Powers?



wasn't that Fat Bastard that said that....

@CrystalFeathers

crowsnest


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Jeus wrote:This is even worse since it was the very first mention of wyr calendars and look who made it.



Now that you mention it i do remember that post.....strange how some people have these telepathetic powers!!

@crowsnest531

kayboss


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mjvaughn wrote:I don't click on youtube links anymore...I refuse to get banana panini'd.



I am starting to get that feeling too

@CrystalFeathers

mjvaughn


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kayboss wrote:wasn't that Fat Bastard that said that....



I have no idea....but to hear someone repeat it in public is a little weird...

Bazinga!

Jeus


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rv49er wrote:I Win!



nope sorry this was an NG fail he didnt google hard enough ;]

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NightGhost


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Jeus wrote:This is even worse since it was the very first mention of wyr calendars and look who made it.

knowing his shenanigans he might have edited the post.



Wow - I guess the cult leader has been chosen...

mjvaughn


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Jeus wrote:nope sorry this was an NG fail he didnt google hard enough ;]



Nobody won since they both said 1086 calendars when it's ONLY 756. Unless travis just unboxed the rest of them...

Bazinga!

NightGhost


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kayboss wrote:wasn't that Fat Bastard that said that....



Naturally (I was just referring to the movies).

Jeus


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mjvaughn wrote:Nobody won since they both said 1086 calendars when it's ONLY 756. Unless travis just unboxed the rest of them...



tater didnt say a count lol

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rkenimer


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mjvaughn wrote:Nobody won since they both said 1086 calendars when it's ONLY 756. Unless travis just unboxed the rest of them...



...Travis? 'lo, we want some details! kthx

Apparently it's fashionable to have a signature.

NightGhost


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mjvaughn wrote:Nobody won since they both said 1086 calendars when it's ONLY 756. Unless travis just unboxed the rest of them...



It's close enough for me. 1086, you get to be cult leader. 756, you go on tour starting with Oprah.

Jeus


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rkenimer wrote:...Travis? 'lo, we want some details! kthx



he no longer goes by travis his new name is "wyr" or "wouldyourather"

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Jeus


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NightGhost wrote:It's close enough for me. 1086, you get to be cult leader. 756, you go on tour starting with Oprah.



no no 756 he gets to replace Oprah

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NightGhost


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rkenimer wrote:...Travis? 'lo, we want some details! kthx



Yeah - gotta leave for my son's ball game. Maybe I can get it on my iPod.

rkenimer


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Jeus wrote:he no longer goes by travis his new name is "wyr" or "wouldyourather"



Ah yes, like Wax Boy. Hay WYR... What else did you get?

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NightGhost


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Jeus wrote:he no longer goes by travis his new name is "wyr" or "wouldyourather"



How long until he gets REALLY sick of the WYR jokes?

mjvaughn


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Jeus wrote:he no longer goes by travis his new name is "wyr" or "wouldyourather"



I told him I'd stop calling him KY if he didn't get lube. Please woot, just ONE tube of lube would be enough!

Bazinga!

mjvaughn


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NightGhost wrote:How long until he gets REALLY sick of the WYR jokes?



Probably about an hour ago.

Bazinga!

bmxjimp


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bmxjimp wrote:We received our 14th box last Saturday. It was a pretty generic box, but then today it happened...

Mortimer flew in!!


Did no one like my super cool adventure? It's a true story!!

http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4031864


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

mjvaughn


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bmxjimp wrote:Did no one like my super cool adventure? It's a true story!!



I don't get it, sorry.

Bazinga!

Jeus


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NightGhost wrote:How long until he gets REALLY sick of the WYR jokes?



i think he might be there already. the people at work are ribbing him about it im sure.

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bmxjimp


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mjvaughn wrote:I don't get it, sorry.


Sorry, I didn't link to the full thing. I fixed it. (Or maybe you're saying you simply don't get it, which is okay too.)


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

mjvaughn


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Jeus wrote:i think he might be there already. the people at work are ribbing him about it im sure.



I can't wait to see how many people don't "get it."

Bazinga!

mjvaughn


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bmxjimp wrote:Sorry, I didn't link to the full thing. I fixed it. (Or maybe you're saying you simply don't get it, which is okay too.)



Yeah, I get the link. Just not the story.

Bazinga!

wager


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So my question is what can be done with 756 half-over desk calendars?

With HSM clocks, you could at least open your own HSM clock store. The desk calendars wouldn't even work as bad Christmas gifts to a charity.

Open up your walls and insulate your house? Shred them all to make your own line of recycled paper journals? See if Guinness is willing to check your mad calendar stacking skills? My imagination is pretty stymied on this one.