crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest
taternuggets wrote:Posting this on behalf of Jeus, who got himself in a little bit of "woot trouble" last night and is serving out his probation.

JEUS GOT A LETTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, sure did. A genuine THREEPIECEWOOT letter!!

Remember him begging for one back here!

Well, apparently, TPW is totally awesome, because he actually took the time to write one and overnight it to Jeus!!!



The letter reads:

Dear Jeus,

This letter is per your request dated 06/07/10. we apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause you, however all of your items fit in the box and nothing needed to be shipped separately.

Thanks for your understanding,
Threepiecewoot


The reference number stated : per your request
and the bottom of the shipping page states : nothing to see here.

Jeus totally wants to thank Woot and especially threepiecewoot for this incredible piece of Woot memorabilia!!!

Jeus also states that he will have this framed before Woot's birthday and will upload more pics then.

THANK YOU THREEPIECEWOOT!!!



This is freakin cool as hell.....hey threepiecewoot send me a box of cash please i will frame it!!!!!

i hope that works as well for me as it did jesus!!!!!

@crowsnest531

jsale325


quality posts: 19 Private Messages jsale325
NightGhost wrote:And he got it for saying "Dang you NightGhost." I could be in trouble here...



'he'? Seriously? I am a she! My picture is right there! Should I be offended that it is that hard to tell? ;)

Don't let NightGhost convince you that you need an intervention, involving chocolate syrup. IT'S A TRAP!!!!
(3:24 PM, 7/7/2010) jsale325 will never catch up.

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
crowsnest wrote:
i hope that works as well for me as it did jesus!!!!!



Jesus got cash from woot?


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taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
jsale325 wrote:'he'? Seriously? I am a she! My picture is right there! Should I be offended that it is that hard to tell? ;)



You need to delete his ass from your sig.

Kinda like you dropped me.

pfft.


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NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost
taternuggets wrote:Looks like tpw got the date wrong on the letter, just copied it verbatim. Doesn't make it less awesome.



How can Jeus hang that letter on his wall? It belongs in the Smithsonian.

crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest
taternuggets wrote:Jesus got cash from woot?



Hell he got a letter just for asking so might as well go for it.

BOX OF CASH TPW!!!

@crowsnest531

plantsinspace


quality posts: 0 Private Messages plantsinspace

My 6.4 lb (14.5 x 10.6 x 8.7) box of cats was standard:
3 calendars
2 clocks
1 POTC bag and
1 Monkey

Calendars already went as party favors for my husband's birthday and one of the clocks has gone to feature in a Purdue class this fall (subject will be time management I think) - that should get their attention. The other clock will be mailed to Italy for my cousin who actually likes HSM (and shipping will no doubt be more than the whole Bowl of Cereal!).
But what I really want to know is
Where does Woot get their cardboard?????
My cats cannot get enough.
Soaked in milk maybe?

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost
jsale325 wrote:'he'? Seriously? I am a she! My picture is right there! Should I be offended that it is that hard to tell? ;)



Please don't take offense. You photo is really tiny on my hi-res monitor - I had to click on it to see that you're not only a pretty girl, but you're doing something with your tongue that's not generally recommended.

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
NightGhost wrote:Please don't take offense. You photo is really tiny on my hi-res monitor - I had to click on it to see that you're not only a pretty girl, but you're doing something with your tongue that's not generally recommended.



♫ Bow chi chi wowwow. ♪


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jsale325


quality posts: 19 Private Messages jsale325
taternuggets wrote:You need to delete his ass from your sig.

Kinda like you dropped me.

pfft.



Check it out!! Just for you Tater!!

Don't let NightGhost convince you that you need an intervention, involving chocolate syrup. IT'S A TRAP!!!!
(3:24 PM, 7/7/2010) jsale325 will never catch up.

jsale325


quality posts: 19 Private Messages jsale325
NightGhost wrote:Please don't take offense. You photo is really tiny on my hi-res monitor - I had to click on it to see that you're not only a pretty girl, but you're doing something with your tongue that's not generally recommended.



Never had complaints before! ;)

Don't let NightGhost convince you that you need an intervention, involving chocolate syrup. IT'S A TRAP!!!!
(3:24 PM, 7/7/2010) jsale325 will never catch up.

PengLord


quality posts: 8 Private Messages PengLord

Since we seem to be taking turns begging for stuff from TPW, I'd like to request, should I ever get a letter apologizing for my third item not fitting in the box, that the following monkeys be included:

Red
Green
Black
Pink
Blue
Leopard Print
Checkered Flag
Giant Green

That is all, thank you.

dlaproject


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dlaproject

My first Bowl of Cereal!
3.3 lb
14.3 in. x 10.4 in. x 8.6 in.
contained:


4 bags of air
1 lunch cooler bag
1 webcam
1 Energizer rechargeable light
1 mini iPod dock speaker

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
jsale325 wrote:Check it out!! Just for you Tater!!



That's more like it.

Actually I don't blame people for not wanting to be affiliated with me. I seem to draw the heat.


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taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
PengLord wrote:Since we seem to be taking turns begging for stuff from TPW, I'd like to request....



I would like to jump in and formally make my request of TPW.

I'd like nude pictures of Bea Arthur.

Thanks!


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Woody1150


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Woody1150
crowsnest wrote:man why are you following me!!!!LOL

my awesome postman left a trucking note and now i have to go to the damn post office or wait til friday for my Bowl of Cereal!!!!

i call shennanegins!!!!!!!!



Rating in a holding pattern I guess.

crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest
taternuggets wrote:That's more like it.

Actually I don't blame people for not wanting to be affiliated with me. I seem to draw the heat.



hahahahaha

YOU draw the heat!!!!!

@crowsnest531

crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest
Woody1150 wrote:Rating in a holding pattern I guess.



man that is really awesome thank you homeslice!!!!

@crowsnest531

Teripie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Teripie
taternuggets wrote:♫ Bow chi chi wowwow. ♪



The soundtrack of your life?

“Anything is a great deal at some price,” Some Rutledge Guy.

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
crowsnest wrote:hahahahaha

YOU draw the heat!!!!!



Well, you have taken the baton from me lately.

And that's just fine by me.


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jsale325


quality posts: 19 Private Messages jsale325
taternuggets wrote:I would like to jump in and formally make my request of TPW.

I'd like nude pictures of Bea Arthur.

Thanks!



Wow, that just makes me take to heart your previous post. (Plus, that's pretty sick Chubbs) {Not inferring anything, just quoting 'Happy Gilmore'}

LOL

Don't let NightGhost convince you that you need an intervention, involving chocolate syrup. IT'S A TRAP!!!!
(3:24 PM, 7/7/2010) jsale325 will never catch up.

fiberopticloser


quality posts: 8 Private Messages fiberopticloser

That is just about the most awesome letter ever.

I think next time I get something I'll just ask for TPW to autograph my box.

That's a nice tnettenba.

mumba2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mumba2
fiberopticloser wrote:
I think next time I get something I'll just ask for TPW to autograph my box.



Like a tattoo ?

rkenimer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rkenimer
taternuggets wrote:I would like to jump in and formally make my request of TPW.

I'd like nude pictures of Bea Arthur.

Thanks!



Heard of something called Google before?

And remember, Rule 34!

Apparently it's fashionable to have a signature.

CaffeineRage


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CaffeineRage

My carp just came in!

Oddly enough, I didn't get a single calender or clock. Kind of a shame, I could have used an alarm clock to experiment on.

My box was quite a bit lighter than the reported 5.7 pounds. It contained the following:

1x Micky Pittsburgh Pirates Pez Dispenser
1x Autolight
1x Justice League Atom Paperweight
1x Saturator Water Gun
1x Six-pack soft-sided cooler

The gun came loose in the box and was a bit beat up, but everything else looks in mint condition.

All in all, not a bad haul for my first bag. Here's hoping I'll get to go again soon!

travisk02


quality posts: 4 Private Messages travisk02
plantsinspace wrote:
The other clock will be mailed to Italy for my cousin who actually likes HSM (and shipping will no doubt be more than the whole Bowl of Cereal!).



I'm going to Italy at the end of the month... hmm


"Expect to get shot down often and hard." -- teh Great TT

greaseman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages greaseman

If anyone that got a weather station is thinking of getting rid of it, drop me a PM.

Bags o' Craptasticness:
-----------------------------
  • Brick of Carbonite 04/26/12
  • Brick of Carbonite 12/06/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 11/09/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 09/14/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 08/17/11
  • Random Crap 06/24/10
  • Random Crap 05/26/10
  • Random Crap 03/26/10

crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest
taternuggets wrote:Well, you have taken the baton from me lately.

And that's just fine by me.



Yeah im about tired of holding this thing!!

I will be passing it along shortly

@crowsnest531

darianwiccan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages darianwiccan
taternuggets wrote:I would like to jump in and formally make my request of TPW.

I'd like nude pictures of Bea Arthur.

Thanks!



I'd like to request 67 copies of Moby Dikc, a football helmet filled with cottage cheese, a giant baby bottle... and definitely a letter from TPW giving me crap for asking for a letter!

x 15

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
darianwiccan wrote:I'd like to request 67 copies of Moby Dikc, a football helmet filled with cottage cheese, a giant baby bottle... and definitely a letter from TPW giving me crap for asking for a letter!



I was wondering how long it would take.


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Radar3D


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Radar3D

Mine arrived today.

1x Autolight
1x Black lunchbox, smelly
1x 500 pc Pez puzzle
1x Matchbox Power Scouts Desert Hauler
5x bags of Texas air

mandren


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mandren

3 Desktop Calendars
2 High School Musical clocks
1 POTC coin purse
1 loose ATI HD TV card, unknown condition.

gonna try the card, hopefully it works, hopefully can sell the clocks, rest already tossed. Sad it seems to be one of the few sans monkey.

jsale325


quality posts: 19 Private Messages jsale325

So a little off topic, but I had received my shirt from shirt woot! I ordered during the last woot-off, and was wearing it proudly Tuesday evening. I went into work last night at the restaurant I serve at, and low and behold, a guy in the bar is wearing the exact same shirt (mind you his was a few sizes bigger!)It is the race for the cure of something shirt! I was so shocked, I had to stop and talk to him about it, and he asked me if I got it off woot! I said, 'where else?' I was so excited to talk to a fellow woot-er in person that was someone random, not the people I have gotten hooked on it! Just thought I would share that wonderful wooting story!

Don't let NightGhost convince you that you need an intervention, involving chocolate syrup. IT'S A TRAP!!!!
(3:24 PM, 7/7/2010) jsale325 will never catch up.

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
rkenimer wrote:And remember, Rule 34!



I'm stealing your derp bird. I could use this.


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Dman27


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Dman27

ughh I am upset I checked the posts today because that means I am not getting a letter when my baggie comes today or tomorrow

B a g of crap: 8.5 & still waiting for that letter!!!
Woots: 30
Shirt Woots: 8

~DMan27~

rkenimer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rkenimer
taternuggets wrote:I'm stealing your derp bird. I could use this.



Hey! I just finished ripping it off someone else!

Oh well. Credit where it's due, I got it from here, and did a li'l PhotoChopping to fix the background.

Apparently it's fashionable to have a signature.

travisk02


quality posts: 4 Private Messages travisk02
Dman27 wrote:ughh I am upset I checked the posts today because that means I am not getting a letter when my baggie comes today or tomorrow



Why not? The odds may be against you but who's to say that you don't have a CHANCE at one? Is there only a determined amount? And if so I've only seen 2 people get them so far (besides the 'special' one Jeus apparently got)... myself and mfeat50 (kayboss' husband).

Don't give up hope but rejoice in that which is Woot and the fact that you are AT LEAST getting a Bundle Of Conscience.


"Expect to get shot down often and hard." -- teh Great TT

rha009


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rha009

Got my 5.3 lb loot in the mail yesterday. The contents are, to no surprise, as follows:


  • 1 POTR accessory bag thing
  • 2 HSM alarm clocks
  • 2 WYR daily calendars
  • 1 Flying woot monkey with blue camo cape


Most of this stuff (except the monkey, of course) will make good gifts to little cousins.

It's better than my last box, which contained mostly broken items, so no complaints here! Thanks woot!

Teripie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Teripie

The Bowl of Cereal threads are so entertaining. I hate it when they slowly die.

“Anything is a great deal at some price,” Some Rutledge Guy.

Woody1150


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Woody1150

I want Woot to put up letters from Threepiecewoot as an item for sale and see how many they sell.