mjvaughn


quality posts: 6 Private Messages mjvaughn
taternuggets wrote:You're no spring chicken.



I guess you're expecting an argument. I'm 39 going on dead here.

Bazinga!

Armagedon


quality posts: 106 Private Messages Armagedon
chrishitzel wrote:This Woot is already starting off on the wrong foot.



You are very punny.

whirly22


quality posts: 18 Private Messages whirly22

What is the dirtiest thing woot has ever had up?

wynno26


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taternuggets wrote:Han Solo carries one of these.



Indiana Jones has one in his satchel.

vinithehat


quality posts: 23 Private Messages vinithehat

i have this... it fits everywhere you think it does. it is also compatible with exactly those things you have in your drawer.

reggaemyelitis


quality posts: 32 Private Messages reggaemyelitis




Gotcha -- a pedi-file for your toenails.

Oooookayyyy, off you go.

“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.” -- Peter Tosh

activ8xp


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lil early for Bowl of Cereal without the bag huh?

CharliePrince


quality posts: 15 Private Messages CharliePrince

Guess this gives a new meaning to shooting yourself in the foot.

So it is boughten.... So it must be paid off with a second job!

mmolzahn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mmolzahn

But, can it power through toe cheese?

Kholden


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kholden

NOT gonna say what i first thought it was.....

lipsntoes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lipsntoes



Is that a toe dremel?

Feet are nasty!

mjvaughn


quality posts: 6 Private Messages mjvaughn
jmckind wrote:Why not step up to the bench grinder for real efficiency!



That would take care of those pesky toenails!

Bazinga!

activ8xp


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Will it b-l-e-n-d !! My FRIGGIN toes !

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
Kholden wrote:NOT gonna say what i first thought it was.....



You'd be a little late.



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eclipsis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eclipsis

Woo! I'm in for one! Heck yeah! Woot finally started selling some good stu--what? It's a WHAT? For FEET? Oh...I knew it was too good to be true for three bucks.

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla
chrishitzel wrote:This Woot is already starting off on the wrong foot.



:facepalm:

zephalis


quality posts: 12 Private Messages zephalis
handygrl90 wrote:Does this work with ridiculously ticklish feet?



I think we're still trying to figure out if it works for feet period.

[EDIT]
I just watched the ad for it and I don't know whether to be annoyed, scared, disgusted or what.

First off, the model already has pedicured nails. Second, it's nothing but a long rotary tool. Third, a dremel can get out of hand if you aren't careful and so lengthening it is just asking for trouble.

Buy a Dremel or even a knockoff, it'll have a better warranty and allow you to have way more uses.

Arcus2658


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I read that as "Pedo Pistol Deluxe Home Pedophile Set". I was naturally concerned/intrigued and clicked, but then I read the description and was a strange mix of disappointed and relieved.

Armagedon


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wootAndTheWay wrote:Here's a video of the commerical if anyone wants to see it in action:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vUJDswjN7I



I especially like the part where she saws off her skin.

yool206


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it looks like a blow drier lol!

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets

And NOBODY is going to bring up the bunions???



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mjvaughn


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vinithehat wrote:i have this... it fits everywhere you think it does. it is also compatible with exactly those things you have in your drawer.



You tried it everywhere you thought it would fit?

Bazinga!

dextermeth


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jmckind wrote:My wife is in for three...




Pics or it didn't happen.

itsalladream


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wootAndTheWay wrote:Here's a video of the commerical if anyone wants to see it in action:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vUJDswjN7I



I'd prefer the next video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9LPOJkPA5E

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

OH MY WORD. I GOT IT PEOPLE...


Andy from Weeds could use it to fix up his toes for one of his porno flicks. Technically that would make it a pleasurable piece.

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

mjvaughn


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taternuggets wrote:And NOBODY is going to bring up the bunions???



I don't think this thing has enough power to file off the bunions.

Bazinga!

barnabee


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Just say no....

pammyj


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thats just scary

recipegod


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Armagedon wrote:Wow, it just got uncomfortable in here.



To bad it Doesn't Vibrate. ;)

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets

How do you load this thing?



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5ruffs


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i just watched the youtube commercial and it looks like it wouldnt work very weel. i'll pass and i to did a double take!

MBrulla


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eclipsis wrote:Woo! I'm in for one! Heck yeah! Woot finally started selling some good stu--what? It's a WHAT? For FEET? Oh...I knew it was too good to be true for three bucks.



Just stick some caulk in the tip to seal it up. Now it'll serve the purpose...

CAULK!

mjvaughn


quality posts: 6 Private Messages mjvaughn
yool206 wrote:it looks like a blow drier lol!



No, it looks like a prosthetic leg.

Bazinga!

aaronshall


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wynno26 wrote:Indiana Jones has one in his satchel.



It's not a satchel. It's a Tommy Bahama Essentials Gadget Travel Bag!!!

http://www.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=13047

brightline


quality posts: 2 Private Messages brightline
taternuggets wrote:Han Solo carries one of these.



This is what he used in the special edition when Greedo shot first.

taternuggets


quality posts: 21 Private Messages taternuggets
mjvaughn wrote:No, it looks like a prosthetic leg.



rofl.



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activ8xp


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it's a tool to help pedophiles.. tho I think that's illegal as heck

tehtruth


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yes, this item appears to look like something other than what it is... but does that warrant post after post how it looks like a replace-a-phallus?

honestly, it resembles a glue gun more than it does a domo-arigato-vibrato... r

vgazio


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vgazio

This thing is a big joke, the YouTube video is a must watch!

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla
tehtruth wrote:yes, this item appears to look like something other than what it is... but does that warrant post after post how it looks like a replace-a-phallus?

honestly, it resembles a glue gun more than it does a domo-arigato-vibrato... r



There you go!

More people should thank their vibrato...r more often! Maybe it'd be a little nicer to them!