smokeydriver


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Yay, my first screaming monkies! My Akita will love eating them!!!

dissatisfiedcustomer


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Armagedon wrote:Monty Python is part of the movie that everyone was talking about. "Monty Python Animal House"

My favorite is still Monty Python and the Holy Grail.



Ni!

NightGhost


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Armagedon wrote:Monty Python is part of the movie that everyone was talking about. "Monty Python Animal House"



Starring Teddy the Wonder Lizard?

momof2angels


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Nothing says Happy Early Fourth of July like a screamin monkey with WOOT cape!

tom55522


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does anyone know if they are the small monkeys are the large monkeys?

Jeus


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NightGhost wrote:Starring Teddy the Wonder Lizard?



and borris the bat

featuring dirty pete

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NightGhost


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Armagedon wrote:4 or 5 months is not too much of a difference.



Okay - whatever it is that you're drinking - could you send me some?

adamkp83


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After getting screwed by woot, or well maybe my wife is to blame, for a Book of Crap, i finally got my monkey :D WOOT

Armagedon


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taternuggets wrote:Monty python made animal house.

Am I still on earth?



Most of the Monty Python movies are introduced as "Monty Python ect.", including Animal House.

halibutt


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reggaemyelitis wrote:And I have a music condition that cannot be cured...




Is that you Bob?

emmct


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I'm sure they are the small monkey's, which is good. Easier to hide.

DMusicJr


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In for two but wish woot would offer the mini versions more often, I have one hanging off my golf bag for good luck (or to use as a flying projectile at my partner)...

You're on probation!
You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason:
Avoiding probation. (96h)
Please stare at the photo on the left for 96 hours and then try posting again.

Jeus


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Armagedon wrote:Most of the Monty Python movies are introduced as "Monty Python ect.", including Animal House.



thems is jokes right? i think you're thinking of national lampoons


wow poon isnt rambunctious wildebeasted odd

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taternuggets


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Armagedon wrote:Most of the Monty Python movies are introduced as "Monty Python ect.", including Animal House.



PLEASE tell me you're kidding.


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sdkammer


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Team America! Monkey Police!

Wonder if it screams to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner? Would probably sound better than Rosanne...hell, probably better than Whitney Houston these days...

t8ig3r


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Got my Book of Crap and now IN FOR 3 SCREAMING CAPES!

Armagedon


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NightGhost wrote:Okay - whatever it is that you're drinking - could you send me some?



Ok, but it costs $3000 shipping, but I already shipped it and it's nonrefundable.

Mmmm, water.

To me, a year is probably a big difference, not a few months.

zephalis


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What luck...I thought I wouldn't get any monkey's because I wasn't actively F5ing but there we go, in for 3! I have 4 people who want to buy them off of me for $5 each 8o)

mjvaughn


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Waker1 wrote:Good for you! So, no prosthetic leg, no grapefruit juice, no rambunctious wildebeasts....No The Strangers (2008)!?



I get none of that.

Bazinga!

Tarantino


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KarenMarie wrote:What would you liked to have seen?



I wasn't expecting to see the Bowl of Cereal go first day..

Jeus


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Armagedon wrote:Ok, but it costs $3000 shipping, but I already shipped it and it's nonrefundable.

Mmmm, water.



bong water?

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mjvaughn


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Tarantino wrote:I wasn't expecting to see the Bowl of Cereal go first day..



Maybe it's a one day woot off?

Bazinga!

theoneill555


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Love the IDIOCRACY reference.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

viro340


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prays that it comes before july 4th make for a good patriotic day

brucedoesbms


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NightGhost wrote:Well, as you can see, I've been at Woot MUCH longer than you have!

Yeah - we do Python quotes here too.





Whuut, is yur fave'rit colour?...

“Giving a camera to Diane Arbus is like putting a live grenade in the hands of a child.” --Norman Mailer
woot!ism of Assurance: "There is [WAS] no finer market than the one you create for something nobody wants, yet everyone buys... "

Jeus


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Tarantino wrote:I wasn't expecting to see the Bowl of Cereal go first day..



this is the day the one and only wootoffs dont always go for 2 or more days

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jmckind


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sfrohman90 wrote:worst wootoff ever.



I feel like this cute kitten.

When in doubt, use brute force.

taternuggets


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Jeus wrote:bong water?



I like vodka with my bong water.


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NightGhost


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Armagedon wrote:Most of the Monty Python movies are introduced as "Monty Python ect.", including Animal House.



Dude - you are on another planet...

Monty Python films

And Feb - June is not 4 - 6 months - it's 4!

mcpezhead


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sukeiasa wrote:but... where's the reward!?



I think the reward was that there was less competition for the random carp. Not entirely sure about the statistics, but based on the tweets it lasted for more than the normal 30 seconds. The two tweets were 4 min. apart.

My kicking myself never ends.

Jeus


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taternuggets wrote:I like vodka with my bong water.



add ice its nice

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taternuggets


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mjvaughn wrote:Maybe it's a one day woot off?



maybe you're a melon?


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adamkp83


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t8ig3r wrote:Got my Book of Crap and now IN FOR 3 SCREAMING CAPES!



i dislike you, extremely...

mjvaughn


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emmct wrote:I'm sure they are the small monkey's, which is good. Easier to hide.



Why do you want to hide them? I'm going to throw them at people on the 4th of July and go "BANG!" at the same time.

Bazinga!

Waker1


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mjvaughn wrote:I get none of that.



And no Tommy Bahama bag...sorry limey mellow grape... Enjoy your vacation though!

Woot, Thank you for the crash course in formatting!

Armagedon


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Jeus wrote:thems is jokes right? i think you're thinking of national lampoons


wow poon isnt rambunctious wildebeasted odd



No, a lot of monty pythons have Monty Python at the beginning. I can name some If you want.

mjvaughn


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adamkp83 wrote:i dislike you, extremely...



I got a baggie of crap and 3 monkeys too...hate me?

Bazinga!

taternuggets


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I just killed a 3 inch roosterroach.

I hate florida.


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taternuggets


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mjvaughn wrote:I got a baggie of crap and 3 monkeys too...hate me?



yes.


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austinincollege


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I tied to think of a way to say this where I wouldn't get perverted jokes back but I couldn't so...please at least one person post a serious answer...

About how big are these? Length wise...