WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

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  1. "Why don't you all just call somebody who cares? OH WAIT"
  2. "You see, in our efforts to steer people away from all types of pornography, we added this 'feature' as a way of keeping you all from calling intimate 1-900 numbers. Who's embarrassed now, perverts?"
  3. "Like anyone actually reads Consumer Reports, am I right? I mean, really, the cool people get all their Apple news and analysis from completely unbiased sources like Daring Fireball."
  4. "You guys know it does folders now, right?"
  5. "To find out more, affected iPhone users are invited to attend MacSplosion 2K10: an all-expenses-paid VIP event at an undisclosed location in the beautiful Hindu Kush highlands of sunny Pakistan. Don't bother packing - you won't need clothes where you're going."
  6. "We've moved ahead, as we believe connectivity will soon go the way of floppy discs, FireWire, Brushed Metal, and pornography. The future is non-connectivity."
  7. "After talking with our engineers, I feel confident in announcing that the shutdown feature only activates during conversations that do not properly represent the Apple lifestyle brand. We suggest making your conversations more cutting-edge."
  8. "See? See? This is what happens when we try it without the Chinese kids!"
  9. "We blame Tony Hayward."
  10. "Now, if you'd all look under your chairs... THAT'S RIGHT! EVERYONE HERE GETS A ROLL OF ELECTRICAL TAPE! Introducing iTape. The first truly must-have accessory for the iPhone 4, because you must have it for the phone to work. In stores 4th quarter 2010, starting at $149.99."

 

garaux


quality posts: 5 Private Messages garaux

I'm halfway expecting an iPhone 4 adapter that turns your 3G iPad into an 'External Antenna'. Tethering fee's from AT&T are extra, plus a new and improved data plan. yay...

pmcizhere


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pmcizhere

Ahaha iTape. Also never heard of Daring Fireball before...

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Seanathome


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Seanathome

Thanks for mentioning Daring Fireball because I would never have heard of John Gruber, who got a Bachelor of Science degree for Computer Science from Drexel in Philly. That's what I'm pursuing in Drexel as well.

About the iPhone 4 conference... Apple will indeed announce MacSlosion 2K10. Or Steve Jobs will offer a mail-in rebate on the device. :P

axltrozz


quality posts: 2 Private Messages axltrozz

10.1 We advise to stick iTape from your phone to the your car exterior but you need to iTape your car to ground, I know, I know, you will say "but I can't drive while I'm talking by phone", ...you see how good we are ?

theevilmachinist


quality posts: 0 Private Messages theevilmachinist

YAY!!! We're bashing apple cuz it's the hip thing to do!

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caffeine_dude


quality posts: 13 Private Messages caffeine_dude

11. Auto hang up feature is the new standard. Now you can hang up on someone and blame your iPhone.

theevilmachinist wrote:YAY!!! We're bashing apple cuz it's the hip thing to do!

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No Bashing Toyota for making cars that don't stop is the cool thing to do....Bashing iPhone for making a phone A PHONE that can't make calls ummm also cool.
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Slydon


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Slydon

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We were bashing Apple when it was still underground, maaan.

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

caffeine_dude


quality posts: 13 Private Messages caffeine_dude
Slydon wrote:We were bashing Apple when it was still underground, maaan.



Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
Funny but delete this post if you must. I don't care.

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paperman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages paperman

Who cares! I'm using a 4G evo now. So far ahead of the i4 I can just barely it in my rear view mirror!

rfaulder


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rfaulder

So as soon as Woot! gets bought by Amazon it starts slagging competitors, huh?

iamruling2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iamruling2
rfaulder wrote:So as soon as Woot! gets bought by Amazon it starts slagging competitors, huh?



Acctually they have been doing this for awhile now, and like always mostly funny with a few misses.

cjupiter


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cjupiter

12. We've fixed the connectivity issue, but since all you use your iPhone for is the crashtastic Farmville app, you won't notice the difference.

I even buy the Cr@p that ISN'T random.

Luxasia


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Luxasia

If you want some great iPhone bashing, go to youtube and search for 'iPhone vs HTC EVO'. Click the video with the cartoon bears. Too funny, and all of it true!

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ActorTom


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ActorTom

13. Obama announces that the "football" with the nuclear launch codes has had the same problem for years.

caffeine_dude


quality posts: 13 Private Messages caffeine_dude
Luxasia wrote:If you want some great iPhone bashing, go to youtube and search for 'iPhone vs HTC EVO'. Click the video with the cartoon bears. Too funny, and all of it true!



I linked the best one above...I don't care.

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heri


quality posts: 0 Private Messages heri
caffeine_dude wrote:I linked the best one above...I don't care.



Great stuff!

Luxasia


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Luxasia
caffeine_dude wrote:I linked the best one above...I don't care.



Ah! I posted while I was at work. Thus I could not see the video, job has youtube blocked of course. Meh, you know what they say, great minds think alike

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