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SENZ Original Aerodynamic 30" Storm Umbrella

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wootalyzer


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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SENZ Original Aerodynamic 30" Storm Umbrella
$14.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

Product List:
- 1 SENZ Original 30" Aerodynamic Storm Umbrella

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!


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iwearnosox


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages iwearnosox

If I see any of you using one of these I'm going to push you over and take your lunch money.

jessiebyrd004


 quality posts: 52 Private Messages jessiebyrd004

Really good reviews for this goofy looking thing on Buzzillions.
http://www.buzzillions.com/dz_1140844_aerodynamic_senz_umbrella_full_size_reviews

I do a daily woot blog where I talk about the woot, link to CSEs, find reviews, etc. A few people have told me it's useful. Google "useful linkage" and there it is.

ibuyufo


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages ibuyufo

This is weird!

jianghai


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages jianghai

Is this the modern version of the pocket protector?

brkyle


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages brkyle

Looks like a coffin.

coltsfan182006


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages coltsfan182006

I don't see people getting blown over with this umbrella.

sportster25


 quality posts: 10 Private Messages sportster25

Here is the product website!

Edit: I was just trying to beat NightGhost, but instead I was beat by two other people. Haha. Oh well!

Fossum206


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages Fossum206

http://www.nefariousfilms.com/Images/Monsters/silent_hill_wallpaper_pyramid_head.jpg

I can't be the only one to immediately think this...

dolfan0925


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages dolfan0925

Yeah I'm not cool enough to start this trend.

jeffiekins


 quality posts: 50 Private Messages jeffiekins

So, which direction do you point it?

I'm guessing you put the "blunt" end into the wind. It's shaped kinda like the aerodynamic helmets some wear in the olympics, and they (like airplane wings) have the "blunt" end in front, and the "sharp" end at the back.

It looks like you hold it in front of you with the long "tail" going over and behind you. That's probably great if you're walking into the wind.

Has anyone used one of these? Do you have to keep spinning it around when the wind shifts?

I'm supposed to buy something? But we're having so much fun with things as they are, I don't want to ruin it!
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CaptainWes


 quality posts: 100 Private Messages CaptainWes

Is it aerodynamic in the sense it will fly away even more efficiently in high winds, or aerodynamic in that it won't implode, but probably soak you? Looks like you could use this as a hang glider in an extreme emergency.

mkentosh


 quality posts: 303 Private Messages mkentosh

YOU TUBE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFzOwq5PldQ

rtmccormick0300


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages rtmccormick0300

here's an easy way to spot virgins.

botkin


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages botkin

wow great shape. Just read this bad boy can block winds up to 70mph without inverting! I wonder if this would be good to take with me to the beach rain or shine!

Botkin

duuukkke


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages duuukkke

wait lool im kinda confused. how are you supposed to hold it?

dolfan0925


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages dolfan0925

Does anybody have the product site?

reggaemyelitis


 quality posts: 32 Private Messages reggaemyelitis



I have a funny feeling the people sitting behind you at a sporting event might not appreciate your use of this apparatus, especially if it's keeping you drier than them.

“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.” -- Peter Tosh

plaster


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages plaster

How many people could fit under this thing? Is it made for a single person? Or could I share it with my wife?

migafre


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages migafre

If I see you in NYC with this I'll do my best to try and poke you with my "normal" umbrella. It might work and be a brilliant product... but you look like a grapefruit juice with it. Not worth it. lol

oio


 quality posts: 8 Private Messages oio

W
T
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I'd be afraid of getting beat up using this out in public.

jimmythegent


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages jimmythegent

I clocked my friend Mary Poppins doing 0 to 60 mph in 3.6 seconds with this aerodynamic umbrella. Highly recommended!

alanbbent


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages alanbbent

Does this protect against pencil rain?

slobatch


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages slobatch

Doesn't look like an easily twirlable umbrella. And if you can't twirl an umbrella, what's the point?

brucedoesbms


 quality posts: 158 Private Messages brucedoesbms


Would this umbrella alter Mary Poppins' flight plan? -- just wondering...

“Giving a camera to Diane Arbus is like putting a live grenade in the hands of a child.” --Norman Mailer
woot!ism of Assurance: "There is [WAS] no finer market than the one you create for something nobody wants, yet everyone buys... "

vladistov


 quality posts: 47 Private Messages vladistov

Are these invisible to radar?

editorkid


 quality posts: 83 Private Messages editorkid

Buy two... when the street's flooded, you can use one as the boat and the other as the sail.

jaburg


 quality posts: 16 Private Messages jaburg

Makes no SENZ to me!

coltsfan182006


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages coltsfan182006

It is a good buy for the wivey. All the color choices will allow you to match different outfits.

bpr2


 quality posts: 158 Private Messages bpr2

Reminds me of the girl’s hair from Team Rocket.

that was fun while it lasted!

spaniel


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages spaniel
plaster wrote:How many people could fit under this thing? Is it made for a single person? Or could I share it with my wife?



Well, you could let her use it.

SunflowerPrincess


 quality posts: 13 Private Messages SunflowerPrincess

See the Senz Original Aerodynamic Storm Umbrella in action.

http://www.senzumbrellas.com/en/fun-testing-videos/&movie=536

Oops, my Tiara slipped!

tbhudvan


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages tbhudvan

My friend has one and it does work well for the wind (we live in Chicago), but even the large one can only fit one person.

retropug


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages retropug
rtmccormick0300 wrote:here's an easy way to spot virgins.



EPIC!

mjb582


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages mjb582

I'd like to see how they actually came up with this design and which bozo withstood 60mph winds for this product!

jkwon


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages jkwon

woots been sucking last couple of days...who da hell needs umbrella that is 'storm-resistant' when it is not wide enough to cover up rest of your body from rain... But on the bright side if you ride a motorcycle/bicycle i can see how it can be useful....

scottw2


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages scottw2

Remember Global Warming?
We don't need these anymore

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