don'twantaname wrote:

That is it. It is 3am. I'm going to bed. Alien will never answer me, he is in love. I don't know what the last two post were even about. Alien is anywhere from 18 to 45 years old. The new girl is very nice, hope she stays around Ace will never send me the dog picture If I wake up I will be up till sunrises One more try...AlienResearchGrpHome.....how old are you?

I did too send you the dog pics.

thanks ladies...and nite d'name.

haveaheart wrote:

Wait, I'm lost now. Awards what? And you see d'name...Alien doesn't like me afterall. Oh.................... was Golden Whore intended as a slam? I'm a bit slow tonight I guess, but I still like it. Too late Alien...no takebacks! Golden Whore is my goal and I'm sticking to it. If you won't award it at the proper time, I'll award myself. What the hell, why not right?

Au contraire mon soir!

Never slam a whore! Or some thing...

Indeed, why not?

don'twantaname wrote:

Phone #'s!?!?!?! And I can't get the dog pic or an address I'm going to bed voices, never thought about voices, pics were hard enough

ah geez, I'll send em again.
lol, and voices?
heh

ROFL. Yes, but have you ever slammed a Golden Whore? That's it. Alien's are bad examples!

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Au contraire mon soir! Never slam a whore! Or some thing... Indeed, why not?

my sweet sweet alien....
do you ever sleep?

acemom wrote:

my sweet sweet alien.... do you ever sleep?

I don't know if it's just me...but I'm OCD in regards to looking at the post times...with that said...I second the question to Alien...when the heck do you sleep???

acemom wrote:

good heavens, alien is the most difficult um, being....to explain anything to you. he has an um alien sense of humor. the rest of us will tell ya the score. and you still get to be goldenwhore if you wish to be. *smacks alien for confusing a nice haveaheart*

WAHOO!

I haven't had your smack in soooo long.

Uh oh. Better watchout Acemom, I feel another probe coming on.

Probes? Flashythingys? Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys............

haveaheart wrote:

Uh oh. Better watchout Acemom, I feel another probe coming on.

Not that I know what that is like or anything.

haveaheart wrote:

It's scary...Lurking alone has got me behind on some things. I'd like to take a stab at the whole contest/photoshop thing as well...I have to force myself to hold off on that. We'll see.

I suggest you peruse the old contest threads (things can get a bit rough & risque) first.

So I've seen. I've never done anything like that anyways, but I'll try at some point I think. Ummm? Why is there a pair of underwear hovering in the air? And seriously, do you sleep at all?

haveaheart wrote:

So I've seen. I've never done anything like that anyways, but I'll try at some point I think. Ummm? Why is there a pair of underwear hovering in the air? And seriously, do you sleep at all?

It's a KT spot covering.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

It's a KT spot covering.

Ookaaaay. Thanks? I guess.

haveaheart wrote:

So I've seen. I've never done anything like that anyways, but I'll try at some point I think. Ummm? Why is there a pair of underwear hovering in the air? And seriously, do you sleep at all?

Sleep when you're hungry, drink when you're...

Not going to be stuck in the car on in an elevator?

haveaheart wrote:

Ookaaaay. Thanks? I guess.

killingtime wrote:

Been camping once in my life...overnight during my college years. My friend, her boyfriend, me, my boyfriend and another dude went canoeing on a river & camped on what we thought was "blueberry island." It was no island, that's for sure... it had access through a cemetary. In the middle of the night, we all heard a truck driving over sticks and logs. The truck pulled right up to the tent within 2 feet and the headlights were shining on our tent. Some drunk dude got out and knocked on the side of the tent. We were all scared crapless. Apparently, the drunk dudes were looking for their buddies camped further down the "island." Personally, I don't like the no bathroom, no shower, roots in my back, condensation on the tent in the morning, freezing cold kind of feeling... So I guess I am not fun to go camping with! On the other hand, if I were stoned like Ruth on Six Feet Under in Season I, I would be probably be very content.

Thank you Mr. Alien, Sir.

haveaheart wrote:

Not going to be stuck in the car on in an elevator?

That makes no scents, silly.

More like, not going to be stuck in the car-in (like a freak-out) on an elevator.

I'm sleepy, cut me some slack.

haveaheart wrote:

I'm sleepy, cut me some slack.

heh

Actually one could go in either of these places...gross though. My little brother had to go so bad once on a trip, he ended up going in a cup. My older brother was really grossed out by this as he was the one holding said cup...and it was filled to the rim. Nice.

Do aliens have any relation to vampires? I think I'm onto you.

haveaheart wrote:

Do aliens have any relation to vampires? I think I'm onto you.

Okay, I know I'm really tired, but what is that little sliver of a pic supposed to be?

haveaheart wrote:

Okay, I know I'm really tired, but what is that little sliver of a pic supposed to be?

???

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

???

My work is done at last! I'm so tired and off to bed, for a very short time. Oh well. Nite Alien...or ARGH, I like that, like a pirate.

By the way...50 posts...what is that glow, is that the sun coming up? Oh no...it's just the aura of the Golden Whore. Okay, I'm talking to myself already, I'm really going before I hate myself in the morning. Goodnight and morning all.

acemom wrote:

actually....watch out, haveaheart! this place will consume your entire waking existence if you are not careful.....

Ahhhh, from the mouths of mamas.

In keeping w/thread (I know, weird):

CONTEST 55 - HE TOOK ONE FOR POSTERITY

Jason Toon wrote:

Monkey Prize? NO!! We've been out of screaming monkeys for several weeks now. Henceforth, the worst entry in each contest will receive an Anne Geddes 2006 calendar, guaranteed to become less useful as the year wears on, but no less disturbing and tasteless. Announcing the first-ever winner of the... Child Exploitation Calendar Prize icuxxx - The Love Boat Meets Jaws Freehand MS Paint drawings. Total disregard of the contest theme. Gratuitous Brave Woman. Much kudos, icuxxx, on seizing the CECPrize Triple Crown. At least it's only 450 pixels wide.

CONTEST 56 - THE BBMF GETS... RESPECT?

Jason Toon wrote:

blah blah blah... 11, not counting the prize we give to the worst entry. (Speaking of that, see below for an announcement that will make many of you happy, we hope.) ...some stuff... Now, on to another matter. Never let it be said that Woot is unresponsive to its public: we've heard your cries of anguish. We've carefully considered the messages tied to the bricks thrown through our windows. We've been moved by your candlelight vigils outside our office. So yes, we're pulling the plug on the misbegotten Child Exploitation Calendar prize quicker than ABC pulled the plug on that Heather Graham Sex & the City knockoff. We don't know where the prize formerly known as monkey will wind up, but for now, we're calling it the Hope We Can Find Some Monkeys To Give Away Prize. And the first winner of the HWCFSMTGAP is this mystifying piece o' work from one dirkgently31. R. Kelly? The slinky? And dirk, if you're going to spend half an hour making an entry, you might want to spend ten seconds confirming the spelling of "coup d'état." That's about the size of it, childrens.

Personally, I think the acronym should be shortened: SMTGAP.

Personally, I think the acronym should be shortened: SMTGAP.

Personally, I think the acronym should be shortened: SMTGAP.

Whosa, the woot is acting goofy!

x

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

I suggest you peruse the old contest threads (things can get a bit rough & risque) first.

haveaheart wrote:

So I've seen. I've never done anything like that anyways, but I'll try at some point I think. Ummm? Why is there a pair of underwear hovering in the air? And seriously, do you sleep at all?

wow! you're useing my picture! I so carefully colored the monster in greenly.

FYI, there were no U-trou hanging in the air, nor a Kermie when I first posted it.

I think its had an alien infestation...