Turken wrote:

Early start on this weeks contest... Oh yeah, and that's 100% MS Paint too!

Wait!

The use of yeller, your exactitude with blue, the use of "the new blue" (twice and in 2 (two) different tones!), "JT" name badge, and the monkey is crapping calendars...

Are you SURE you were "going" for zee Munkee?

AZGman wrote:

Sounds like folks fomenting insurrection, anarchy, revolution!!!

If I have but one monkey...

Thr Monkeys are screaming, To War! To War!

Oh the Humonkity of it all.

Man! I hope Jim Jones doesn't show up in here; you folks is Wac(k)o!!!

AZGman wrote:

Man! I hope Jim Jones doesn't show up in here; you folks is Wac(k)o!!!

It seems to have started here (not a monkey, a monkey toy) @ Contest 2

dave bug wrote:

First, the winner of this week's Worst Entry Ever: logan barnes, who gave us quite a few to choose from, but whose pinacle of hilarity was this one, we're titling "Hungry Ninja WTF:" HERE IS ONE Congratulations, logan, I hope you enjoy your Ab-Tilt.

Note: They named the monkey winner first!

Now drink yer dang Kool-Aid!

CONTEST 3:

dave bug wrote:

And now…your winners… Worst entry, winner of an Ab-Tilt [size=18:0b0d5365f5]x86 with Bring It On[/size:0b0d5365f5] Where does this guy get such horrible source images? It takes a lot of work and time to make something look this crappy. Maybe we can take up some more of his time by sending him his very own Ab-Tilt. Enjoy, x86!

More best of the worst:

CONTEST 4

dave bug wrote:

Last place, winner of an Ab-Tilt rah, with Big Bang Sam rah is this week's Worst Place finisher for his sad rendering of Sam Fisher at the Big Bang. Thanks a lot, rah; now schoolkids in Kansas can't browse Woot in the computer labs anymore. Way to go. An Ab-Tilt and a steaming load of disdain are en route.

"When [they're] good, [they're] so very good, but [they're] bad, [they're] better." ???

AZGman wrote:

"When [they're] good, [they're] so very good, but [they're] bad, [they're] better." ???

Funny you should say that Ms. West... read D. Bug's comments for Woot Photoshop Contest 5's beauty.

dave bug wrote:

Last place, winner of an Ab-Tilt ls3mach with Swiffering the Yard It's starting to seem that people work harder to win the Worst award than to win the Best. I guess those Ab-Tilts are pretty cool.

I don't get it.

Photoshop Contest 6

A dog bowl is still better than a craptastic calendar!

dave bug wrote:

Last place, winner of a dog bowl! jaedrugs with Umm...Ok, I can't even come up with a title. Wow. This is pretty amazing. The goatees are what really helped this one sink below the rest. Enjoy your dog bowl, jaedrugs!

AZGman wrote:

I don't get it.

LOL!

Ahhh... memories...

I notice a monkey in the background . . . when did the monkey arrive as "the prize?"

AZGman wrote:

I notice a monkey in the background . . . when did the monkey arrive as "the prize?"

Very astute, Dr. Moreau.

I shall BRB

i thought I might post all the top monkey efforts in one place.

If I can manage the time.

It seemS the mad skillz of mnementh have always charmed Woot.

There was no bad monkey for Contest 7

But they nicely gave him a dog bowl!

dave bug wrote:

Honorable mention, winner of a dog bowl! mnementh's post-modern self-aware meta-entry This week's theme seemed a bit hard for people to get (which is at least partly our fault). mnementh makes fun of those who didn't quite get the theme, and for that, he gets a dog bowl. Hope you've got a dog!

Photoshop Contest 8: The Dirty Debut of the Screaming Monkey*

dave bug wrote:

And finally, the following people have too much time on their hands, and so will receive annoying screeching monkeys to shoot at each other: R E - pixel art Hero ASCII lady by Royaloliver Danger Baby (by SST)

*In a 3-way

I'm guessin' that Shaggy represents the monkey in this one . . .

dave bug wrote:

And finally, we hope to distract these two from entering next week by sending annoying screeching monkeys to shoot at each other: jorhyne with Hey look, its the honda element!!!! and Idmir with The Internets Don't think you're fooling us. We know you work hard to win those monkeys. We're constantly in search of worse prizes in hopes of shaming you folks.

heh... no shame in shaming others when they get a monkey... and you are looking for worse prizes!
Whoa! It took them 'til 55 to find the Craptastic Calendar?

Hmmm...
It seems their monkey prize has become increasingly cheaper.

Bad idea. Look at what happened to K-mart.

Shucks, now I want a monkey . . .

AZGman wrote:

Shucks, now I want a monkey . . .

Grab a paintbrush, Huck

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Grab a paintbrush, Huck

Just as soon as woot delivers the bargain-basement, refurbed motivation I ordered . . .

Contest 10: Same monkey - different name - new monkey order from TX

dave bug wrote:

And the winner of this week's stretchy monkey: joenuts with Robo Attacks For those of you competing, the new criteria for the monkey prize is: "most time/effort put into it with the funniest, and worst, results."

At first glance I asked myself why the Roomba was in the yard?!?!?

Better than what I coiuld do for sure.

AZGman wrote:

Just as soon as woot delivers the bargain-basement, refurbed motivation I ordered . . .

They have been out of Tom Sawyers for months.

How 'bout a Craptastic Calendar!

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

They have been out of Tom Sawyers for months. How 'bout a Craptastic Calendar!

uhm . . . Thank-you very little . . .

AZGman wrote:

At first glance I asked myself why the Roomba was in the yard?!?!?

OK... I need sleep... I looked at it for a few minutes and... nevermind...
LOL

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

OK... I need sleep... I looked at for a few minutes and... nevermind... LOL

G'daynite, ARGH . . .

VIVA TEH MONKEY!

AZGman wrote:

G'daynite, ARGH . . .

LOL
G'daynite, AZGman!

G'daynite, Las Vegas!

Turken wrote:

Early start on this weeks contest... Oh yeah, and that's 100% MS Paint too!

And it shows!
Ya know, I think you can only do a Monkey Prize winner in MSPaint - Pchop is just too good at rendering to make viable crap for these contests...

<<doing the "i got a monkey" dance

though i do feel terrible for those who don't have a monkey i shall continue to dance!!

coffeenogrumpy wrote:

<<doing the "i got a monkey" dance though i do feel terrible for those who don't have a monkey i shall continue to dance!!

Hmmm . . . I've never had my nose rubbed in monkey . . .

I own I cannot like it.

AZGman wrote:

Hmmm . . . I've never had my nose rubbed in monkey . . . I own I cannot like it.

she pwns U

Josephus wrote:

she pwns U

joy

AZGman wrote:

Hmmm . . . I've never had my nose rubbed in monkey . . . I own I cannot like it.

So, is now a bad time to say that I have a monkey too?

tall4agirl wrote:

So, is now a bad time to say that I have a monkey too?

I have never strived for a monkey . . . so . . . uhm . . . no, it's not a bad time.