wiseman, you devil you!!!

Oh wait.

That's a dog on your lap.

Never mind.

acemom wrote:wiseman, you devil you!!!

Oh wait.

That's a dog on your lap.

Never mind.

Would you like to pet my poopy?

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

I tink de queshun be...who be peepin' me, mon?

Me tinks it might be de women wantin' to pet my poopy an' makin' him not so wrinkly, mon.

m.wiseman wrote:

I tink de queshun be...who be peepin' me, mon?

Me tinks it might be de women wantin' to pet my poopy an' makin' him not so wrinkly, mon.

Can ya hot-box a basement, mon?

LOL, LOL, LOL...
read the last two (2) posts and tell me ARGH and wiseman don't share speech patterns.

At the very least.

m.wiseman wrote:

I tink de queshun be...who be peepin' me, mon?

Me tinks it might be de women wantin' to pet my poopy an' makin' him not so wrinkly, mon.

She never be gettin enoff slobber on de pup!

acemom wrote:LOL, LOL, LOL...
read the last two (2) posts and tell me ARGH and wiseman don't share speech patterns.

At the very least.

WElcome to jamaica, mon! Now have a Nice DaY! (punchline.)

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

WElcome to jamaica! have a Nice DaY! (punchline.)

Would I? Oh, Wood Eye?

m.wiseman wrote:

Would I? Oh, Wood Eye?

Hare lip! Hare lip! Hare lip!

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

You're suffocating?

You've got a shrunken head?

You're missing an eye?

You've got long hair that covers your face?

I see no hint here!

m.wiseman wrote:My basement pic...

That's a killer dot matrix.

Those are menthol dude.

And that's no ordinary pup...it's Hoff's pup.

Ewwwwwwwwww

AZGman wrote:Ewwwwwwwwww

You are a prude! ;)

killingtime wrote:

You are a prude! ;)

Who's Hoff?

pooflady wrote:

Who's Hoff?

Hasselhoff...

killingtime wrote:

Hasselhoff...

I am astonished by the twists and turns in the back alleys of the wiseman's mind.

you gotta get off those butts, man.

I grew up with a guy who looked just like you, dude.

killingtime wrote:

You are a prude! ;)

You just keep believing that!! ;-)

Josephus wrote:


I grew up with a guy who looked just like you, dude.

Really?
Where you the older kid that lived across the street from me that used to jump me on the way to school every day, break my slide rule, steal my lunch money, hold me down and fart on my head?

AZGman wrote:

You just keep believing that!! ;-)

I don't. ;)

But you gotta give the ladies a little something something. You know?

m.wiseman wrote:

Really?
Where you the older kid that lived accross the street from me that used to jump me on the way to school every day, break my slide rule, steal my lunch money, hold me down and fart on my head?

No that was me.

killingtime wrote:

I don't. ;)

But you gotta give the ladies a little something something. You know?

Not my job!!!

killingtime wrote:

No that was me.

OH, YEAH! Striped stockings!

AZGman wrote:
Not my job!!!

Okay. Understood.

m.wiseman wrote:

OH, YEAH! Striped stockings!

Made the fart smell even sweeter, didn't it? ;)

True story...there was a guy named BJ...my friend & I hit him one day waiting for the bus. Then his mother approched mine & said we stole his lunch which was totally false. Funny how half of your story rang true.

killingtime wrote:

Made the fart smell even sweeter, didn't it? ;)

True story...there was a guy named BJ...my friend & I hit him one day waiting for the bus. Then his mother approched mine & said we stole his lunch which was totally false. Funny how half of your story rang true.

So, did your mom fart on his mom's head?

m.wiseman wrote:

Really?
Where you the older kid that lived across the street from me that used to jump me on the way to school every day, break my slide rule, steal my lunch money, hold me down and fart on my head?

nah.

I was the kid that used to laugh at you while that was going on.

and we used to have those great fights where we threw rotten plums at you.

and the snowballs with rocks in them.

good times, good times.

m.wiseman wrote:

So, did your mom fart on his mom's head?

LMAO! No, worse...the boy's mom was quite the talker & tried to become friends with my mother. I remember the day when she brought over a jar of "mint sun tea."

(Mom hates mint.)

Josephus wrote:

nah.

I was the kid that used to laugh at you while that was going on.

and we used to have those great fights where we threw rotten plums at you.

and the snowballs with rocks in them.

good times, good times.

I almost got expelled from school as a kindergartener. A few of my friends and I threw stuff at passing buses.

acorns, specifically

don'twantaname wrote:KT, I'm on a roll!!! Quick, while the brain is still working....where is the tutorial on getting photos from Iphoto to woot?

Here ya go, sweetheart!

http://www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=468126#468126&PageIndex=1

don'twantaname wrote:KT, I'm on a roll!!! Quick, while the brain is still working....where is the tutorial on getting photos from Iphoto to woot?

Please, quit bouncing. Where's the Dramamine?

pooflady wrote:

Please, quit bouncing. Where's the Dramamine?

dribble, dribble, dribble . . .

Josephus wrote:

nah.

I was the kid that used to laugh at you while that was going on...

You mean you're my big brother? Bubba!

m.wiseman wrote:

You mean you're my big brother? Bubba!

Lot's 'o bros recently....

m.wiseman wrote:

You mean you're my big brother? Bubba!

They let Bubba outta prison?!?!?!?

"The boys wanna fight, but the girls are happy to dance all night!"

AZGman wrote:

They let Bubba outta prison?!?!?!?

I think that would be considered a mass exodus.