don'twantaname wrote:

Good, I would need to send a film crew if you and DM got together! I could sell that tape!

I'd buy.

Josephus wrote:in case anybody wasn't sure,

Yummy.

One week until I see my boyfriend.

don'twantaname wrote:

Hi Golden whore! How have you been?

Great! Thanks, how are you d'name?

I just ordered "When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb" for my nephew's tenth birthday. It's out of print, so I got it off of Amazon from someone. It's supposed to be new.

don'twantaname wrote:

Everything seems to be OK here! Did you bring your little guy to the playground this week?
I looked for my sons books and couldn't find them, but when he was home from college and sick last week he read "The Butter Battle Book" I think he got it when he was in kindergarten. Have you read that one?

We did go to the park a few times, we even walked to the one that's a mile or so away from our house for his playdate. I haven't read that one, we'll have to look for it at the library next time.

pooflady wrote:I just ordered "When you lick a slug your tongue goes numb" for my nephew's tenth birthday. It's out of print, so I got it off of Amazon from someone. It's supposed to be new.

:|

Never heard of it, but it sounds like something a kid would like!!!

don'twantaname wrote:

It is too late for me to figure out how to spell the author. Green Eggs and Ham This is pitiful, I can't even guess.

Dr. Seuss?

Yep, found it. It's Dr. Seuss, and I haven't read that one. Thanks d'name. I read the premise and I think I can use it for an upcoming project at school! Perfect. Gotta love Seuss...that's one deep cat!

don'twantaname wrote:

It was weird to see him reading it again. I wonder where he has his kid books stashed? I'm afraid of what else I might find if I really look!

Yeah, that's a careful what you wish for...or maybe more of a don't ask the question if you don't want the answer kind of situation. lol

TrafficTony wrote:

Lets compare mine is from webshots, I think the eyes are diferent.

http://www.flyingmonkeybeer.com/

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Jason Toon on 06-03-2006 12:00 PM:

....Non-Monkey blather...

Now this: WE HAVE MONKEYS! Our crack team of monkey-prize procurers has procured a variety of simian-themed white elephants, suitable for throwing into the garbage, grinding into low-cost insulation material, or awarding to the lamest entries into your Photoshop contest. Past monkey prize winners who still want a monkey should send a snail mail address to jtoon@woot.com, and we'll expedite your monkey shipment. That goes for you too, hmhupp, for submitting easily the worst of the many Diff'rent Strokes entries. This one reveals a little too much about the dark enigmae of hmhupp's psyche for our comfort.

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Jason Toon got drunk, then spewed:

....Non-Monkey gibberish...

And our Monkey Prize this week (a batch of which are finally shipping from our office today) goes to deelouise for the mystifying, undercooked, misspelled Systematic Arial Intervention To Eliminate Karma:

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Jason Toon got high, then pondered:

....Non-Monkey thoughts...

And now for a historic Monkey Prize: although we don't feel like searching to verify it, as far as we know nobody has ever won both an Honorable Mention and a Monkey Prize in the same contest. Until now. Presenting mnementh and his iPlayer Portable Media River, a lazy anagram represented with a dazzling image:



You were aiming for the Monkey, and you hit it. Fair play to you, sir.

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Jason Toon joined a cult, then viewed in his safflower:

....Non-Monkey visions...

No! We tell you no! We won't have snowking16 bringing some young Shreddo in for a Monkey Prize! By candlelight, we suppose, in the clever, off-topic fashion of young men with clever, off-topic minds!

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Jason Toon passed gas, then, accidently, passed these bits-o-poop:

....Non-Monkey finger paintings....

Our last few Monkey Prize winners have not taken the "honor" simply because their entries were so bad. That streak ends today. You know how an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare? Well, take a dozen or so monkeys, chain them to computers with Photoshop, and before too long you'd get something better than this entry from rumical. It takes effort to create something this flawed. Respect is due.

Welcome back, ARGH! We missed ya!

JoeDeeDee wrote:Welcome back, ARGH! We missed ya!

You're sweet. Thank you.

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Jason Toon, not quite yare, awoke to a new sailor abed, then planked down:

What do you do with a drunken sailor, err-lie in the morning? You prop him up... blah blah....

We're also withholding a Monkey Prize this week, because there's no way we could justify awarding just one.

Withholding real monkeys is only one of JT's many talents.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Withholding real monkeys is only one of JT's many talents.

*Raises eyebrow. And the others?

I wonder if there will be a monkey prize this week...

killingtime wrote:I wonder if there will be a monkey prize this week...

I sure hope so, 'cause my meager entry sure sucks.

:-)

gwp wrote:

I sure hope so, 'cause my meager entry sure sucks.

:-)

Some weeks it feels that way.

killingtime wrote:

Some weeks it feels that way.

my 'entry' was certainly off-topic enough...

Josephus wrote:

my 'entry' was certainly off-topic enough...

I have one, too...qwerty has a few...looks like a few of us might have to "duke it out."

killingtime wrote:

I have one, too...qwerty has a few...looks like a few of us might have to "duke it out."

I used products from the woot-off, and an orange that is now history. What could be more on-topic than that?!?

qwertyuiop000 wrote:

I used products from the woot-off, and an orange that is now history. What could be more on-topic than that?!?

How did the orange (historical figure) benefit from the woot-off products? Answer me that!

killingtime wrote:

How did the orange (historical figure) benefit from the woot-off products? Answer me that!

The router allows the orange to network with other produce, wirelessly.

The so-called camera is actually a bubble protecting the orange from the elements.

Supporting background images are for lesser folk. Plain white backgrounds rule!

qwertyuiop000 wrote:
The so-called camera is actually a bubble protecting the orange from the elements.

I accept this answer.

qwertyuiop000 wrote:
The router allows the orange to network with other produce, wirelessly.

But why would it be necessary for oranges to network with other produce? And what constitutes other produce?

qwertyuiop000 wrote:
Supporting background images are for lesser folk. Plain white backgrounds rule!

Supremist... ;)