matthew


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userlivewire


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Just bought the stupidly useful usb/firewire cable.

aaronshall


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Excellent change...don't do it again

werdwerdus


quality posts: 10 Private Messages werdwerdus

Oragutan Mating Guide theme for wooting off is different!

chris12345


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Haven't we heard this one already? Eh, whatever. Love the arrangement. Love the dailiness. Keep up the good work. Please.

hdiccicco


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ahhhh! I am so torn! I love the orignial woot off song but the harmonies in this one are so wonderfully musical.... I'm caught somewhere between upset and delighted!

loriglu


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how do you refurbish a ladder???

Fork501


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Fork501

This version was WAY better than that one you guys got back from that company who "sings any text to a tune in the public domain".

I remember going to their site and listening to their samples... Every piece of text was sung to that same song. I believe it's "She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain".

rtameo


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loriglu wrote:how do you refurbish a ladder???



You clean the blood off the side from where the previous owner fell off while trying to hang JUST ONE MORE string of lights on the house without moving the ladder first.

jaymanmsu


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jaymanmsu

Woot really needs to get some bands (non-marching - that's been done) to do covers of the woot off song for the day 2 themes. I would if I were in a band, but I lack musical talent so I will have to leave it up to others.

ertolsma


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OK Now Matthew's just starting to piss me off

SBCJester21


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Today's w00t-cast was Originally Aired on May 26, 2010

On May 25, 2010, Matthew posted a version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song as performed by croonmytune.com

croonmytune's version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song

This version was universally hated by w00ters, so the next day, Matthew posted HIS version of croonmytune's version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song.

Matthew's version of croonmytune's version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song with Original Intro.

StudsMcgee


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SBCJester21 wrote:Today's w00t-cast was Originally Aired on May 26, 2010

On May 25, 2010, Matthew posted a version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song as performed by croonmytune.com

croonmytune's version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song

This version was universally hated by w00ters, so the next day, Matthew posted HIS version of croonmytune's version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song.

Matthew's version of croonmytune's version of the w00t-0ff Theme Song with Original Intro.




It indeed was a day of redemption for the podcast team, after losing a fives of dollars to the croontoon crude trope.

Really though, that version from croonmytune was horrible.

matthew


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StudsMcgee wrote:that version from croonmytune was horrible.



Horrible LIKE A FOX ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

StudsMcgee


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I'll go ahead and use my forum simulation 3000 to see how this conversation goes.

START SIMULATION

matthew wrote:Horrible LIKE A FOX ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK



StudsMcgee wrote:That doesn't make sense.



matthew wrote:It doesn't have to make sense! I'm beautiful.



StudsMcgee wrote:What? This is about the podcast. And fiscally responsible foxes apparently. Wait, what?



matthew wrote: We've taken all the sense and cents and poured them into video equipment. Imagine if this wasn't typed how it'd make even less cents!



StudsMcgee wrote:Wait, why would even you trust a fox to bring money to the bank, unless it's quicker and they could use the overnight deposit box...Wait, it's starting to make sense! I don't understand!



END SIMULATION

As you see, it ends well for no one. Matthew and I suspect the podcast team get drunk(or already are) and I end up confused.

MarkShrey


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This woot-off song is ok but stop screwing with perfection. Give me the original! It can not get any better than that.

matthew


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chris12345 wrote:Love the dailiness.



Just so you can have a headstart on being disappointed: The daily audio podcast is not back. The Woot-Off theme is all that's back. The audio podcast will go away again when the Woot-Off ends, not to return except on special occasions like this one.

Anorion


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Matthew, you have a great voice. Have you ever considered doing something professionally?

I mean, like for money, not for fewer beatings, which is, I'm sure, how the Wootazon people encourage you every day.

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ruadog


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matthew wrote:Just so you can have a headstart on being disappointed: The daily audio podcast is not back.



I hate you and I hate your stupid non-monkey videos. (The Mortimer and Monty videos are great) The podcasts were so much better.

I think you are just using this whole new "video" thing to get out of working 4 days a week.

angerbender


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I'm from Alabama and I find this offensive.

But I'll be comin' 'round the mountain for the wootoff

angerbender


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Internet problems today around the country...

angerbender


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causing me to multi-post, then go back and edit them so i don't look like a multi-poster.

darrout


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inmyworld


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hdiccicco wrote:ahhhh! I am so torn! I love the orignial woot off song but the harmonies in this one are so wonderfully musical.... I'm caught somewhere between upset and delighted!



i think i like the origional one better but this one is good too

metrojbird


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Just got my first Beautiful Ocean Cabana!!! Thanks Woot! and thanks for your "help" Jarrett

daboys1


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I missed getting a Baggie of Cthulhu due to a "buttafuco" error? PWND!? What a waste...I waited all day for this?

Ozzie3


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rtameo wrote:You clean the blood off the side from where the previous owner fell off while trying to hang JUST ONE MORE string of lights on the house without moving the ladder first.



I'd just like to nominate "Rtameo" for whatever award it is that you get when you make someone spit soda all over their keyboard.

Well played sir (or madam, dog, banana, whatever). Well played.

matthew


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Anorion wrote:Have you ever considered doing something professionally?



Thank you for the compliment! But no, I'm just doing this until I catch the attention of an NHL scout.

ruadog wrote:I hate you



Ah, th old "flies with vinegar" strategy. It could work, you never know!

(SPOILER ALERT: I actually do know. It won't.)

chris12345


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matthew wrote:Ah, th old "flies with vinegar" strategy.



How about sugar, then? Rotting meat? Undying love and eternal gratitude? Cash?

CharlesP2009


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I rather enjoy this hick version of the Woot Off theme!

coolbiker


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Why did my post get removed for asking if there was a special coupon with "wootcast sonic special"

And yet there can be coupons about slicing avocados. SIGH!

PocketBrain


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angerbender wrote:I'm from Alabama and I find this offensive.

But I'll be comin' 'round the mountain for the wootoff



Interesting that you still feel that the avatar with a blade of wheat grass in his mouth is acceptable. Just a tad... well you know... stereotypical. For a depiction of somebody rural and Southern. Like a person from Alabama, perhaps.

I could imagine worse. Some losers use their real faces.

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balt


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First time I've heard this version.

I like it. I like it a lot.