crowsnest


quality posts: 53 Private Messages crowsnest
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Thank you Sir, for the update. I will wait for my crap for as long as YOU (TPW) say I have to!!!! *wipes nose*

@crowsnest531

timdthomas


quality posts: 1 Private Messages timdthomas

Oh crap!

outer78


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threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....buttafuoco!!!

well ok, but I want a screaming monkey in my parc fo gab!

Thanks for the update though, spose I can stop checking out fedex website for a while now.

poostorm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages poostorm
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.




Woot must have finally got all those Kindles in, so I think it's safe to say we should all be expecting one.

Thanks for the update!

pmcizhere


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pmcizhere
poostorm wrote:Woot must have finally got all those Kindles in, so I think it's safe to say we should all be expecting one.

Thanks for the update!



Now see this, this I can get behind. Haha that would be great!

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

bladesosteel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bladesosteel
BigRedDogATL wrote:I knew it! I knew it!

Woot is going to delay shipping the Bag O'carps so that the delivery gets delayed by a Federal Holiday. Last month it was Labor Day that slowed deliveries. This time because of ThreePieceWoot's announcement, it looks like we can thank Columbus Day for the delay in delivery.



Columbus day is in two weeks........

Stephen1424


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Stephen1424
Nvts wrote:Looking at the stats posted seems like an odd statistical distribution. Does this mean there are less new people these days, or just less new folks getting Bags?

I have no problem with old multi-purchase people getting the vast majority of them, though I still think giving suspected cheaters all the worthless items would be the best way of dealing with them. ;)

PURCHASER EXPERIENCE
2% first woot
3% second woot
30% < 10 woots
30% < 25 woots
35% > 25 woots

PURCHASER SENIORITY
0% joined today
1% one week old
0% one month old
13% < one year old
86% > one year old



It's just that we know how to get them

Woots: 43 Monkeys: 7 + 2 Mini
Shirts: 32 Probations: 2
Woot Off's: 30 Woot Lights: 6
Bags of Crup: 11
Almost Bags of Crap: 25

mikebbass


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mikebbass
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Clearly this is a conspiracy. Obviously its the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires....

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08

DurocShark


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ZOMG! Skynet!!!!


*DurocShark runs away screaming

http://www.mantadesigns.com

BonoMan


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threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.




Good. The waiting is always the best part anyway.

theoneill555


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theoneill555
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Thank you for the update Mr.Three Piece Woot, sir. Some of us are just happy we got a Barrel of Chimps and will wait for as long as it takes to receive it, without muttering a single negative word.

But monkeys do keep the natives from becoming restless. (Especially giant green caped monkeys like on Brutherford's wall - never should have posted that pic)

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

NightGhost


quality posts: 1903 Private Messages NightGhost
crowsnest wrote:She is not gonna wait....And you know it!



Well, my wife will go through my wallet in a heartbeat, but she'd never open my boggie.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 38 Private Messages PocketBrain
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.


I'm cool with that. It means the woot chimps are making selections for the individual Baskets Of Chitlins very carefully, and we will all be greeted with deeply personal and meaningful distributions of random goods. Or the local flea market is on hiatus.

.

Woot Stats
Woots/Qty total: 420 duuude
Notable woot events:
  • Sonic Trivia Quiz 1 runner-up. I got Bupkus!
  • Nov. 17 '06: Bought out Kensington PocketMouse Wireless USB Mouse
Barrels of Cheddar obtained:
  • 11/17/06: 1st
  • 12/25/07, 2nd
  • 7/12/08 3rd (1st "want three.")
  • 12/25/08 4th
  • 05/15/09 5th
  • 9/25/09 6th
  • 2/25/10 7TH
  • 4/28/10 8th
  • 7/12/10 9th (BBOC wootlites)
  • 8/20/10 10th
  • 9/22/10 11th
  • 9/14/11 12th
  • 12/25/11 13th
  • 3/22/12 14th

hullface


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hullface
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Thanks for the update. With the delay I might actually get the Baggie of Cthulhu on my birthday!! Hopefully there are no open bottles of car wax like there was in my last one. If there is at least let it come with a Roomba to clean it up.

stuntdriver


quality posts: 8 Private Messages stuntdriver

Cool, an update... THANKS!

Either way they box will get here eventually. I'm just glad to see you're all so busy as that is a good thing. And my mieces are coming, which reminds me... Did you poke some hole in the box for them?


  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • Big ol' Celebration 4/26/12
  • Big ol' Celebration 3/22/12
  • Big ol' Celebration 6/15/11
  • Random Crap (Level 8) 4/1/11
  • Random Crap (Level 2) 4/1/11
  • Random Crap 10/21/10
  • Random Crap 9/22/10
  • Random Crap 8/20/10
  • Adventure Crap 4/1/10
  • Random Crap 1/28/10
  • Santa’s Sack O’ Crap 12/25/09
  • Random Crap 12/25/08
  • Random Crap 6/20/08
  • Random Crap 4/1/08
  • Sansa e250 11/5/07 (The one that started it all!)

xodys


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xodys
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Thanks for the update - it's notes like this that really show people how great woot! is!

fxdwg


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fedex said my Baggie of Cthulhu is 1 Lb.

corysterrett


quality posts: 2 Private Messages corysterrett
fxdwg wrote:fedex said my Baggie of Cthulhu is 1 Lb.



you were able to get tracking info on it? the 1lb would more than likely be a placeholder. Have some already shipped?

phillyt45


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fxdwg wrote:fedex said my Baggie of Cthulhu is 1 Lb.



I also have a 1 lb placeholder on FedEx Track by Reference. hmmmmm.

fxdwg


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i do not know

shunnstergirl


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phillyt45 wrote:I also have a 1 lb placeholder on FedEx Track by Reference. hmmmmm.



me too, me too!!!

corysterrett


quality posts: 2 Private Messages corysterrett

I now have the 1lb placeholder too. that's cool.

lemonadefish


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I am very excited to be expecting my very first billet of cantaloupe. I am extra excited at the slightly delayed shipping, as it gives me extra time to speculate wildly on the possible contents. I am currently hoping for twenty-six My Little Pony hairbrushes, a vacuum cleaner manual translated from German to Chinese and then to Farsi, and a storage case that holds six 8-track tapes. But I'm willing to compromise on the vacuum cleaner manual...

bloomd


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bloomd
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Is Monday when the bag of crap starts or finishes shipping? Do you mind all these questions about what you are doing when? Does all of this attention from your fans make you feel like Paris Hilton? Do you realize that I'm in the bushes behind the parking lot of your warehouse right now, stalking the loading dock with a camera and a huge zoom lens to find my tracking number on a package?

DurocShark


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Sweeeeeeeeet... Tracking placeholder rocks!

http://www.mantadesigns.com

swenocha


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corysterrett wrote:I now have the 1lb placeholder too. that's cool.



+1!

outer78


quality posts: 13 Private Messages outer78
threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Were you suppose to send this message last week? And then the packages were shipped a day later than they expected(tues/today).

Its really confusing that we have fedex placeholders and the packages aren't "suppose" to ship for another week.

Seems odd that all the other woot off items were shipped over the weekend and the baggies have to wait another week?

My main point is that I think this was a message that was delayed somewhere and I think the packages are shipping. lol then again I could be wrong and have gotten my hopes up for nothin.

bloomd


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bloomd
outer78 wrote:Were you suppose to send this message last week? And then the packages were shipped a day later than they expected(tues/today).

Its really confusing that we have fedex placeholders and the packages aren't "suppose to ship for another week.

Seems odd that all the other woot off items were shipped over the weekend and the baggies have to wait another week?

My main point is that I think this was a message that was delayed somewhere and I think the packages are shipping. lol then again I could be wrong and have gotten my hopes up for nothin.



For what it's worth, Fedex alt ref tracking isn't working for me yet. It's entirely possible that threepiecewoot meant to say that all the BoC's would be finished by Monday, which would imply that some could have already been processed.

But obviously, they are saving the best crap for last (fingers crossed...)

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp
phillyt45 wrote:I also have a 1 lb placeholder on FedEx Track by Reference. hmmmmm.


I was also surprised to see track-by-reference working, but then I remembered a Box of Cats a while ago where I could track by reference, but the box didn't actually ship for another 3 days. If I remember correctly, threepiecewoot confirmed to me at that time that many of the boxes already had shipping labels, but they would still all go out at the same time. That's probably the case this time, too. If threepiecewoot says it will most likely be Monday, I believe it will be so.


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

LEM-


quality posts: 146 Private Messages LEM-

Well, what can I say! I too got a 1lb placeholder by reference! Let's not get TOO exited, because just like bmxjimp said above - all it means that a stack of shipping labels has been printed, all with generic 1lb weight. It does not mean they are attached to any boxes, or those boxes actually exist as of yet...

But one way or another, since some shipping related activity is beginning to take place, it's time for a re-post of the primer (and I'm adding what I said above to it as well):


FedEx SmartPost primer for newcomers, and a reminder for the rest of Wooters (v. 1.4)

1. Before the tracking information shows up: Sometimes Woot is not e-mailing the tracking numbers until a few days after the packages are shipped. You can try and get the number by reference, by going to https://www.fedex.com/AltRefTracking?cntry_code=us and entering these three things: Your Woot order number goes to reference numbers box, select United States in destination country drop down, and Your Zip Code in a respective box. It's important to get all three pieces. Keep refreshing it, and if you're lucky, the tracking number will pop-up before the official e-mail comes. It doesn't ALWAYS work, but there's a good chance. Note, that if you've made multiple orders from Woot, you can enter several order numbers into the reference box, one per line.

1.1 If your weight shows as 1lb, it is most likely a placeholder, which will be replaced by more accurate weight once the package actually starts moving (or reaches a sorting station - see below). The dimensions will probably show as NA/NA/NA on those placeholder packages. Some people have reported packages showing as 1lb all the way until delivery, but turned out to be anything but, though there's always a slight chance that your package actually is a 1 pounder. So you never know.

1.2 To make it even more frustrating - the actual fact that you can track by reference, but if it shows as a 1lb with status Shipment information sent to FedEx does not yet mean the package actually shipped or even exists. All it means - a label which will eventually be attached to your package has been printed. It may be a few days before your beloved box will actually hit the road. Patience is the key here!

1.3 So how do we know for sure that BоC's are out? Keep looking through this thread, and you may spot a post by threepiecewoot or on rare occasion another staff member, stating that all packages are shipped. Sometimes it will take FedEx a while before they show up or update, but once it's said here on the forum, you can be sure that they are out! Also keep an eye on other staff members posts announcing possible shipping delays or otherwise!

2. To get the dimensions you need to create My FedEx account (no charge, and you don't have to give them cc number if you don't want to): http://my.fedex.com/ and make sure to switch to new or advanced version. Enter your tracking number, and the dimensions will pop...

2.1 Another way to get dimensions: If you have problems with My FedEx site, or just to make things easier - you can also download a very convenient FedEx Desktop application. It uses the same log-in credentials as your My FedEx account (you'd still need to have one), and tracks the same packages right from your desktop, without the browser.

3. Don't get too exited. For the first few days most people will probably have some sort of cubed dimensions. This is because in the beginning the dimensions are not real. They are guesstimaged by FedEx based on weight (which may or may not be accurate). Here's the famous formula for you to check:

SIDE = ( 330 * WEIGHT ) ^ (1/3)
(side in inches, weight in lbs)

If it matches your dimensions to a few tenths of an inch - you know they are not real. That's for smaller packages. Those over 15lbs would always have the "dimensions" of a 15lbs package (or was it 16)... Again not real...

4. Once your package passed the first sorting station - the updated weight and real dimensions may show up. Usually that's the first stop it makes after Dallas. In my case (North-East) in either Kansas City, KS (as of recently - FedEx must have adjusted their routing in my direction) or Martinsburg, WV, for many others it's New Berlin, WI or another major SmartPost hub.

5. USPS Handoff: Once the package is reported to have passed a city near you - start tracking it on http://www.usps.com/, because that's who's delivering it to your door, and once the package is handed over by FedEx, they will have more up to date information. Do make sure that you track by actual tracking number (it will show up if you got a hit with reference tracking), because USPS does not track by reference. A thing to note - when handed over to USPS, FedEx always says a standard "allow 2-3 for business days for delivery". This is a standard message, and if your USPS facility is efficient enough, you may get it delivered as soon as the day of handoff (if it happened early enough).

Good luck to all waiting for their hauls, and let the Woot Gods bless you with some amazing crаps!

Kat4


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threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.



Thank you for the update...waiting patiently.

Kat4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kat4
Mydnyte wrote:If Woot did that, I could see it arriving on a tow truck...now wouldn't THAT be craptastical! Send me an old Rolls Royce without an engine - the parts alone would be worth the fun of taking the car apart!



It can't be too old though! It must have air bags in order to fulfill the bag requirement.

elangomatt


quality posts: 6 Private Messages elangomatt

I've got the fedex place holder now too. I'll keep reading here for a couple more days probably but I will stop reading once packages actually start moving and/or getting a real weight/size. For the Christmas Baggie of Cthulhu I got mine ruined since a couple of others got the same weight and size of box before I did.

bigray57


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1 pound placeholder too!

mikebbass


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mikebbass

Placeholder acquired

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08

DeviantDragon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DeviantDragon

Placeholder in.

zimme71


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zimme71

Placeholder here too!


  • Random Crap 9/22/10
  • iPod Nano 8GB 6/2/10
  • Sansa 2GB 4/1/10
  • Random Crap 3/26/10
  • Random Crap 1/28/10
  • Random Crap 11/19/09
  • Sansa 2GB 7/29/09
  • Woot-Off Lights 7/12/09










timdthomas


quality posts: 1 Private Messages timdthomas

No placeholder for me yet. I believe the monkeys are having a hard time putting all my crap on the pallet. I don't want the little guys to hurt themselves, so please little monkeys, take your time.

metalupis


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I has a placeholder as well, which is nice cause now i can have updates sent to my email

zeepidee


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zeepidee

Thanks for the update. Unfortunately, I think my Box of Cats is going to arrive while I'm out of town now. The question is no longer "when will it ship?" but "will my wife wait until I get home to open it?" (She will wait if I ask nicely =)[/quote]


Same here - I will be out of town Oct. 8th through the 11th. I already told the hubby "PAWS OFF". He better not even try to peek in it while I am gone. I bought, I get to open it! I will be checking for peeled back taped corners and verifying it was not re-taped. I warned him that if he even shakes the box he is cut off for eternity!!!!!!