1,986,234,766,184,897 bottles of beer on the wall
1,986,234,766,184,897 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
1,986,234,766,184,896 bottles of beer on the wall!

NightGhost wrote:Perhaps I can help with the inevitable "where's my carp??????" anxiety:...
So why not sing now, while your waiting for your Cookies to arrive?... It's okay if you mangle the lyrics, but remember - no show tunes!...

Now I can't get the show tunes out of my head. 'Blondel' had some good ones, and so did '1776' and the stage version of 'Peter Pan', and there's always 'Hair'. Gee, thanks NightGhost. Punctuate each song with a firm thump of F5, and repeat until boggy old cookies arrive.

Another way to keep us wooters busy until our Blue Öyster Cult's arrive....

Infinite loop. See: Loop, infinite

Loop, infinite. See: Infinite loop

Ship, ship, ship.....my 1st Baggie of Cthulhu...Yay, me.

threepiecewoot wrote:I wanted to provide you with a shipping update, even though it isn't the update that you want to hear.

Our warehouse is very busy and it doesn't look like they will be able to pack and ship the BoC until Monday.

If there is any change in the projected shipping schedule, I will certainly post the updated information.

Thank you so much for your patience.

Say it ain't so ! Another day ???

Alas, have ye forgot us, dear Wootus?

Us poor, faithful, lookin' fer a hot deal Wooterers? We're hangin' by a thread, here, gazin' at the grim depths below...

We only need but a whisper, a slight breath of air, a faint glimmer of hope! When will we know!!!!

If I close my eyes,and shut them reeeeal tight, I can see them all lined up... Little crinkly brown bags, marching down the warehouse aisles.... and you're tossing in all of the marvelous surprises. How do they get all those huge items in that little bag?

It's the mystery of the Woot!!!

I need to lie down...

But wait! I need to check, just one more time.....

I feel so dejected. Woot, have you really forsaken us?

Yes, I am disappointed that they didn't ship today but think about it this way.

If they don't have enough stuff to ship today a lot of people are probably about to get some nice cameras. Even if they don't you only paid 8 dollars for this. You know its going to come eventually and you probably already received more entertainment from getting a Barbecued Ostrich Carcass then you did for a couple movies you have seen.

One of the most important things in life is to learn to accept the things you can't change.

barnabee wrote:I feel so dejected. Woot, have you really forsaken us?

I think woot just secretly shipped them last week under different tracking numbers and they are all going to magically appear at our doors tomorrow unexpected.

Or maybe we just have to wait another day. One more day build up your hopes so they can be dashed by the crappy contents of your Boiled Oat Casserole.

kretchfoop13 wrote:Yes, I am disappointed that they didn't ship today but think about it this way.

If they don't have enough stuff to ship today a lot of people are probably about to get some nice cameras. Even if they don't you only paid 8 dollars for this. You know its going to come eventually and you probably already received more entertainment from getting a Barbecued Ostrich Carcass then you did for a couple movies you have seen.

One of the most important things in life is to learn to accept the things you can't change.

Yes, mother.

corysterrett wrote:Another way to keep us wooters busy until our Blue Öyster Cult's arrive....

Infinite loop. See: Loop, infinite

Loop, infinite. See: Infinite loop

Why wait?


Bury me near the secret cove
So they'll not know the way
Bury me there behind the rose
So they'll not rile my grave
I'll not reveal whose name still lost

I keep checking back every 5 minutes....But now, the work day is over (I hope) for the almighty woot-gods....Bah.



I just can't wait for my Bundle Of Cobras to be here...But I guess I should be patient--After all, I've only been trying to get one for nearly 6 years....

*sobs*

I was so excited to see a glorious email from the Woot Tracking gallivanting alpaca in my inbox, only to be thoroughly disappointed that is was for something I ordered a few days after I snagged my Bag o' Crap.

mmikelst wrote:I keep checking back every 5 minutes....But now, the work day is over (I hope) for the almighty woot-gods....Bah.



I just can't wait for my Bundle Of Cobras to be here...But I guess I should be patient--After all, I've only been trying to get one for nearly 6 years....

*sobs*

There...there, it's OK. Go ahead and cry. We're all sympathetic. You'll only feel worse in the morning.

shunnstergirl wrote:I was so excited to see a glorious email from the Woot Tracking gallivanting alpaca in my inbox, only to be thoroughly disappointed that is was for something I ordered a few days after I snagged my Bag o' Crap.

Me too! Silly Melissa & Doug toys. UGH.

LEM- wrote:Right over here...

Thanks!

I can't believe two other people got in on this in my area that I don't know.

Looks like I'm the only one in my Zip Code to get a Basket of Chimps. Beyond that I guess I'll listen to show tunes or elevator music till I actually see my place marker updated.

AND WE HAVE ACTUAL PROGRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just checked the fedex site again and my package is now in transit...13.5 lbs no dimensions yet. EDD: Oct 9!!!!!

9.5 lbs headed my way...Thank You Woot!
14.7 X 14.7 X 14.7

9.9lbs expected 10/9... my biggest Baggie of Cthulhu yet!

I've got a cube, 14.4 x 14.4 x 14.4, 9.5lbs. Estimated arrival, Saturday, which means I'll get it Tuesday after it goes through USPS.

I still just have the placeholder, per my MyFedEx account.

...Yay?

Yeah! Glad things are moving! Mine's still at the 1 lb placeholder but here's hoping you all get seriously un-crappy crap!

No updates here yet Still only pending

How do I know if my package has shipped? I haven't received an email with shipping info, so I'm guessing it hasn't .

9.7 lbs headed my way! Due 10/9

*squee*

still 1lb placeholder for me. =[

I think the woot staffers needs more fiber in their diets...

I don't get this quality post racket. Good for the dude that has a grand of em and all, but hell, even the wootbot has three.

NightGhost wrote:Perhaps I can help with the inevitable "where's my carp??????" anxiety:

As I wrote earlier, when this thread was young, and humans were beginning to build their first cities, I passed the eternities between buy page screens singing to myself as I somehow kept hoping to actually win a Brace Of Chinchilla. I kept singing "gimme sum lovin'" and my Baggie miraculously came in.

So why not sing now, while your waiting for your Cookies to arrive? It could be a great challenge, particularly if you endeavor not to sing the same song twice from now until your Cardboard Wonder finally shows itself. It's okay if you mangle the lyrics, but remember - no show tunes!

So come on everyone: "I'm Slim Shady, the real Slim Shady..."

I just keep singing "Vegematic" by Steve Goodman. Seems appropriate for the wait for the Beautiful Ocean Cabanaity-do-da

...
The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A bamboo steamer, and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags Over Burbank.

...
I got the egg scrambler, with a Seal-a-Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
So I could eat my eggs off the President's face,
A Minute Mender, and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin at Six Flags Over Burbank.


Going to bed to dream of my Baggie of Cthulhu...good luck everyone.

Huckpsp wrote:I don't get this quality post racket. Good for the dude that has a grand of em and all, but hell, even the wootbot has three.

Maybe Nightghost is a wootbot in disguise... (aka Nightghostbot)

efprofessor wrote:Maybe Nightghost is a wootbot in disguise... (aka Nightghostbot)

Or I could be the ghost of a bot


...of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of a sham.

1,986,234,766,184,896 bottles of beer on the wall
1,986,234,766,184,896 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
1,986,234,766,184,895 bottles of beer on the wall!

Looks like those who have information showing have bags on the larger side (>9 lbs). Lets home for some crappy crap!

1,986,234,766,184,895 bottles of beer on the wall!
1,986,234,766,184,895 bottles of beer!

Take one down pass it around... and START MOVING MY Beautiful Ocean Cabana ALREADY!

(sorry I'm a lightweight)...

drweird13 wrote:1,986,234,766,184,896 bottles of beer on the wall
1,986,234,766,184,896 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
1,986,234,766,184,895 bottles of beer on the wall!

If a bottle of beer falls to the ground, and no one is there to hear the sound,

is there enough beer left for the poor deaf guy to get a buzz?

Still a one lb'er...

Oh, the sweet release I seek...

Mine is registering a HUGE 17.7 lbs... Do I have a case of calendars in my future? Could make some good Holloween presents for the kids that should be too old to trick-or-treat!

9.4 lbs of carp due on Columbus day - that's a lot of Cthulhu! Can't wait to see what it is!!!