lemonadefish wrote:11.9 pounds of crap =

3 gold's gym totes
3 2010 The Brain Game desktop calendars
1 red T-shirt with ramen noodles, size 4T
1 screaming monkey with black & white checked cape

So crappy! Thanks woot!

That's strange that your Baggie of Cthulhu weighing 11.9 lbs has fewer items than the above Baggie of Cthulhu weighing 10.6 lbs. I sense Woot magic.

Best part of the calendars: They're defective!!

Woot Monkey was on the case:

twobears wrote:That's strange that your Baggie of Cthulhu weighing 11.9 lbs has fewer items than the above Baggie of Cthulhu weighing 10.6 lbs. I sense Woot magic.

I believe there to be a small gold bar embedded in one of the calendars to make up the extra weight. I'll let you know when I find it...

woah, just checked and mine says it's out for delivery. I expected it at the earliest tomorrow, but I'm not compalining. Thought my Beautiful Ocean Cabana has been "out for delivery" for about 6 hours now, should I be concerned?

TiHara wrote:...Sometimes they send it to Jacksonville then back to Orlando before heading this way. Sometimes it leaves Orlando then goes back to Orlando the next day. I assume they give the drivers random drug tests, don't they? ...

That's an interesting theory. I live in Jax and the stuff always goes from Atlanta to Orlando, where they Do Things to it, and eventually it retraces its steps back here. Clearly the packages think more mileage is better. After all, it's their only chance to see the world.

My box of calendars has arrived:

8 (eight!) 2010 "Fact or Crap - Music Edition" calendars.
3 Gold's Gym tote bags.
1 blood pressure monitor cuff and power supply (missing the controller).
1 child's size 10 Loch Ness monster shirt.
1 Screaming flying monkey with cheetah print cape.

eddyrayb wrote:There it is. On my front porch. So far away. I wonder what is in that 11,1 lbs / 5,1 kgs Box?
I won't know until I get home.

I'm home now!
6 2010 Jumble Calendars
3 Gold's Gym totes
1 kid's woot shirt (Lion/Witch/Wardrobe)
1 Monkey
1 LCD Alarm Clock w/Wireless Thermometer

Not bad. Not unhappy at all.

i got my 12 pound package in
7x 2010 Jumble calendar game
3x golds gym totes
1x kids size 6 Leafflower shirt
1x flying screaming monkey checkered cape
1x retrack platinum noise canceling earbuds retractable
1x jensen power & travel foreign voltage converter...... i live in Texas lol
i wish they would have sent tickets to Europe to use it :P

Seeing that most people are getting a screaming monkey, I wonder why Woot hasn't had a "Mystery Monkey" sale.

Like they do every so often to clear the warehouse of misc. t-shirts on shirt.woot.com, they could have a Mystery Monkey sale the clear the warehouse of left over Screaming Monkeys. I bet there would be a very quick sell-out.

guder wrote:I'm assuming my Bay Area bound box will be the same by the time it arrives.

mine says it wont get here until next friday. im ni pleasant hill

Just got it 5.7lbs
3 calendars
1 monkey
1 woot shirt size 4
3 gym tote bags

Well....it arrived (a day early even)! I got 6 2010 calendars, screaming monkey with blue camo cape, kids t-shirt (laughter pill..), 3 Gold's Gym bags, and....a RSX757 radar and laser detector!! Thanks Woot....not a bad haul!! I assume that with the radar detector, while not great, it's better than nothing at all.

zimme71 wrote:Well....it arrived (a day early even)! I got 6 2010 calendars, screaming monkey with blue camo cape, kids t-shirt (laughter pill..), 3 Gold's Gym bags, and....a RSX757 radar and laser detector!! Thanks Woot....not a bad haul!! I assume that with the radar detector, while not great, it's better than nothing at all.

Your bag got there early because it was speeding and didn't get caught. Thanks RSX757!

DarkLazer wrote:woah, just checked and mine says it's out for delivery. I expected it at the earliest tomorrow, but I'm not compalining. Thought my Beautiful Ocean Cabana has been "out for delivery" for about 6 hours now, should I be concerned?

No. Fedex truck drove around in circles for about 8 hours today before trying to deliver (and then realizing I wasn't home).

3:39 PM - Delivery exception; customer not available or business closed.
07:13 AM - Out for Delivery

Apparently I need to sign for Boxes Of Calendars? I'm never going to be home at 3:30 pm...

I arrived home today, a cool autumn breeze rolling through the trees. There it sat on my front porch, a box of the same dimensions listed in my fed-ex tracking information, the "WOOT!" logo clearly identifying the source of my beloved. But wait... my bag was not due to arrive until Saturday! Perhaps the woot gods had smiled upon me, bringing my bag of joy home early. Perhaps it had been hand delivered just to me.

With a giddy smile I hauled the package inside.. it seemed about the correct weight according to the fed-ex tracking information as well! Did not sound like any calendars were rattling around inside, was I one of the lucky few who had gotten something else?

I took a deep breath, carefully ran my knife along the tape to open the box of glorious crap, peeled back the packaging to reveal...




6 Not a Snuggies. Oh, right.. I forgot I had ordered them as well. Saturday here I come!

eTiger13 wrote:mine says it wont get here until next friday. im ni pleasant hill

I live in cupertino and it wont get here till next thurs.

My 17.9 Box of Calendars is sitting at home right now... It's going to be a LONG 2 hours until I can get to it!

jtgowins wrote:Just got it 5.7lbs
3 calendars
1 monkey
1 woot shirt size 4
3 gym tote bags

... mines 4.7 lbs lol so it will prob we worse than yours.

jasonmao wrote:I live in cupertino and it wont get here till next thurs.

In San Francisco and also waiting for Thursday. Go Bay Area!

BigRedDogATL wrote:Seeing that most people are getting a screaming monkey, I wonder why Woot hasn't had a "Mystery Monkey" sale.

Like they do every so often to clear the warehouse of misc. t-shirts on shirt.woot.com, they could have a Mystery Monkey sale the clear the warehouse of left over Screaming Monkeys. I bet there would be a very quick sell-out.

Because - when my wife spotted a monkey on the screen towards the end of that past wootoff, and saw me moving the mouse dangerously close to "Want One" button, she said "I hope you're not buying ANOTHER MONKEY, ARE YOU????", and briefly explained to me where I am going to have to move along with the heard of monkeys I already have if I even dared to click that button!

But looks like Woot Gods felt my pain, and are now sending me and everyone else a monkey in the BоC's! Or else I wouldn't have had another one for quite a while.... I hope there's one in mine too! Thanks Woot!!!!

krycekcsm wrote:In San Francisco and also waiting for Thursday. Go Bay Area!

Well I'm in Napa, and it hasn't changed from Wednesday yet...


I'm waiting for it to shrink to 8.8 from 18.8... :P

eddyrayb wrote:I'm home now!
6 2010 Jumble Calendars
3 Gold's Gym totes
1 kid's woot shirt (Lion/Witch/Wardrobe)
1 Monkey
1 LCD Alarm Clock w/Wireless Thermometer

Not bad. Not unhappy at all.

What the heck is that green thing with legs in the back ground?!?!?!?!?!?!

musicshark32 wrote:No. Fedex truck drove around in circles for about 8 hours today before trying to deliver (and then realizing I wasn't home).

3:39 PM - Delivery exception; customer not available or business closed.
07:13 AM - Out for Delivery

Apparently I need to sign for Boxes Of Calendars? I'm never going to be home at 3:30 pm...

When you get the delivery exception; customer not available or business closed, it's most likely that the driver didn't feel safe leaving it there. You can call FedEx and give your authorization for the driver to leave the package.

Got it, not bad, not bad at all! Thanks Woot!



1 Visionquest 5" digital frame
1 Pro-Form Heart Rate Monitor
1 Superfly Monkey
1 Don't eat the bears t-shirt
3 Gold's Gym fitness totes
6 highly coveted 2010 Jumble Calendars

*weight was 11.2

My Baggie of Cthulhu is scheduled to arrive on Saturday and I am anxiously awaiting it. My shipping still says 1 lb so I am still a little worried about the contents...

how can I see the dimensions of my package.

Is it me or does this batch of crap suck especially bad? No hardrives, mp3 players, etc...

Mine came today.

6 - 2010 Jumble a Day Desk Calendars
1 - Kid's T-Shirt (A Shameless Plug)
3 - Gold's Gym Tote Bags
1 - Christmas Keepsake Box with 30 Assorted
Christmas Cards. The box plays music when
it is opened (Deck The Halls).
1 - Disney Digital Camera (Pink)

Thank you Woot. I'm happy with my haul.

I hope I get a monkey in mine =)

It's on it's way. It arrived in Atlanta, so now I just have to wait until it hits Orlando and then comes my way in Tampa.

meatball4415 wrote:My Baggie of Cthulhu is scheduled to arrive on Saturday and I am anxiously awaiting it. My shipping still says 1 lb so I am still a little worried about the contents...

i am in the same situation - i have specific dimensions (16 in. x 12.25 in. x 10.6 in.) that may be real or completely bogus.

It still hasn't posted past Irving...

nycesq wrote:Is it me or does this batch of crap suck especially bad? No hardrives, mp3 players, etc...

Look on the bright side, the next batch should be otterific!

BigRedDogATL wrote:Seeing that most people are getting a screaming monkey, I wonder why Woot hasn't had a "Mystery Monkey" sale.

Like they do every so often to clear the warehouse of misc. t-shirts on shirt.woot.com, they could have a Mystery Monkey sale the clear the warehouse of left over Screaming Monkeys. I bet there would be a very quick sell-out.

Great suggestion....I hope threepiecewoot is reading this!

Robman62 wrote:how can I see the dimensions of my package.

By being a participant in this thread and actually reading it instead of coming here only when you have helpless questions, not realizing that they have already been answered over and over and over...

Gatzby wrote:No comment.

I actually Lol'ed a little...

rangerlg wrote:Mine came today.

6 - 2010 Jumble a Day Desk Calendars
1 - Kid's T-Shirt (A Shameless Plug)
3 - Gold's Gym Tote Bags
1 - Christmas Keepsake Box with 30 Assorted
Christmas Cards. The box plays music when
it is opened (Deck The Halls).
1 - Disney Digital Camera (Pink)

Thank you Woot. I'm happy with my haul.

Didn't you get a monkey?

theoneill555 wrote:Didn't you get a monkey?

Nope. No monkey for me. Just a singing box.

Gatzby wrote:No comment.

expected/10

and to the other guy I have gone back pages and I cant seem to find it, so i asked a question(forbidden on woot i guess) can I get a hint?

Robman62 wrote:how can I see the dimensions of my package.

Sign up for a My FedEx account then "add shipment" with your tracking number and click on that shipment for details.

how do i see all the dimensions of my package?

i can see the length, width and height, but how can i see the fourth dimension? what if my box is a tesseract?? i need to know!