It's here! It's here! But....
I saw it had been delivered to the P.O., but I couldn't stand the thought of my poor baggie sitting all night in a warehouse again. I took off and asked the clerk if I could have my box. Nice thing about small towns, the clerk was a friend of mine, so he was able to scan it without having to sort. End result, my crap is now mine.
And the contents of my 30 lb box of manure?
1 x Ab Circle (refurb)
0 x TX air
0 x monkeys, flying or otherwise
0 x bags
0 x calendars
On one hand, I'm delighted! I need a workout machine to help the middle aged spread. Not to mention it retails for $200 new. On the other hand, though, I thought there would be more crap. I am, in a word, confused.
Woot gods, please send me a sign.