Woot off killer. There must be more than 5. After all this is the one and done woot off

I've never been impressed with these things. They're generally 'safety theater' - sold to folks who have seen way too many action movie scenes in which someone is stuck inside a car that is sinking underwater...

while on fire...

packed with explosives...

and a rabid beaver.

In RealityLand, any impact severe enough to disable your seatbelt release (that's all the way over in the middle of the car, remember) is probably going to leave you in no condition to leave the car. Any impact severe enough to jam your door is probably going to break your window out for you. And any...

... okay, having a flashlight in your car isn't a bad idea, really. But you don't need the other stuff.

bluejester wrote:Hooray! An lolcat makes a woot-off appearance. It seems too long.

rorowooter wrote:great item for stocking (Bundle of Cornucopias) stuffer

:/ If I were a 16 yo I think this would only be a welcome gift in my stocking if there were a set of keys attached. Sort of has that same warm and fuzzy feel to it as the set of jumper cables my parents gave me a half year before I could drive.

jeweljunkie wrote:... Don't try the window breaker on your hand..trust me.

Absolutely brilliant...

aegisthevs wrote:Aren't these kinda like antibacterial soap . . .

These are exactly like antibacterial soap....until you are ten feet under water in a lake or river then they are kinda like......an angel from heaven.....just sayin

Thanks everyone for the answers to my woot-off questions!


Looks like all the woot-offs took a break at the same time. Kids.woot and Wine.woot are stuck on their items as well.

One more question, are woot-offs usually on all platforms of the site? (aside from sellout and shirt)

great to stuff stockings

Make it stooooop

I think I'll just use the back end of my mini-Maglite for the window, and the folding serrated knife that stays in the center console, with the flashlight.

I'm still hanging on in case the Sansa Fuze comes back up.

I have a feeling I'm in for a very looooong wait.

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rangler123 wrote:These are exactly like antibacterial soap....until you are ten feet under water in a lake or river then they are kinda like......an angel from heaven.....just sayin

I'll assume you're not referring to the whistle.

RobinBobcat wrote:I've never been impressed with these things. They're generally 'safety theater' - sold to folks who have seen way too many action movie scenes in which someone is stuck inside a car that is sinking underwater...

while on fire...

packed with explosives...

and a rabid beaver.

In RealityLand, any impact severe enough to disable your seatbelt release (that's all the way over in the middle of the car, remember) is probably going to leave you in no condition to leave the car. Any impact severe enough to jam your door is probably going to break your window out for you. And any...

... okay, having a flashlight in your car isn't a bad idea, really. But you don't need the other stuff.

from EMS ersective they are verygood. there have been cae where you just could not reach the etbel release because something crushed it. very handy

Is it just me or is has that yellow bar not gotten any smaller in the past 20 min?

Out of burbon... already took too many benzos... still cant sleep.... GIMMIE THE Bundle of Cornucopias SO I CAN SLEEP!!!

richellelander wrote:Is it just me or is has that yellow bar not gotten any smaller in the past 20 min?

just wait till it goes in the opposite direction....that is always fun

I like looking at this Woot By State map and seeing which state is the most paranoid.

If I lived in Texas though I would just use my gun to break the window.

Do you know if they express ship to the bottom of the Hudson River?

momshopping wrote:The pumpkiny cap is almost impossible to get off. Bought 3 before and had to toss all of them.

If you have these you will not get out of your car.

I wondered if I was the only one that can't get the pumpkiny caps off! These things are insanely difficult to make usable.

richellelander wrote:I locked my keys outside my car while I was in it. (blonde joke)

: )

renegadetim wrote:Thanks everyone for the answers to my woot-off questions!


Looks like all the woot-offs took a break at the same time. Kids.woot and Wine.woot are stuck on their items as well.

One more question, are woot-offs usually on all platforms of the site? (aside from sellout and shirt)

Yes.

datsun2 wrote:didn't Houdini drown?

Houdini was an extreme showman famous for death defying stunts. He was also well known for being able to withstand any blow to the abdomen. He died from injuries sustained when he was challenged by a young college student who delivered the blow before Houdini had a chance to contract his muscles in preparation.

For those still debating, taking off the cap as noted above has had different degrees of success (as I found out too). I might buy more, but mainly because I gave the others away and it's $2 cheaper this time than August:

Previous woot

VaRissaRaptor wrote:I like looking at this Woot By State map and seeing which state is the most paranoid.

If I lived in Texas though I would just use my gun to break the window.

East coast is all asleep (well, all but the few of us here) and Alaskans know their water is frozen solid. If you manage to fall in, you'll be hypothermic in seconds.

Okay, I will leave the woot off to you far more resilient folks who are more dedicated to the Bundle of Cornucopias. Have great night.

this is gonna take a while.... guess its time for some more black ops... need sleep soo bad, but i know if i go to bed i'll check back tomorrow and see that the Bundle of Cornucopias was the item right after this, thats my luck :p

http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/fanten.swf
Yeah, I'm watching this until the item changes.

Actually got myself this a while ago...

Honestly regret the impulse buy on these (since I had the coupon code to burn then).

Not only are these guys clunky on the keychain...but they're very fragile too.

One I leave on my keychain and the other just sits in the car...both of them had the little plastic cover holding in the battery break. Now it's just an empty void.

Others have mentioned the difficulty in removing the plastic to get to the cutter. While it is a tad hard to remove, I didn't have too much difficulty. I imagine had not been so snug, it probably would easily detach and get lost.

TL;DR: You're better off spending on something else.

lilladybug72 wrote:

how about this one?

datsun2 wrote:didn't Houdini drown?

Nope, Appendicitis and Peritonitis

cpheral wrote:just wait till it goes in the opposite direction....that is always fun

Ah yes. That is fun.

What kind of Houdini is this?? I went away, came back, and Houdini is still here... *sigh*

3 more hours and these will be sold out!
Only 2 more truck loads before there all gone!

note2001 wrote:East coast is all asleep (well, all but the few of us here) and Alaskans know their water is frozen solid. If you manage to fall in, you'll be hypothermic in seconds.

Then wouldn't this be useful if you were stuck under a sheet of ice? Call the Eskimos! Let them know!!!

hammerdiddle wrote:http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/fanten.swf
Yeah, I'm watching this until the item changes.

sweet

longfrance wrote:What kind of Houdini is this?? I went away, came back, and Houdini is still here... *sigh*

Someone already said a cheep knock off.
My first woot off on a long time. It went fast for a while.