Since I can no longer score the Bundle of Cornucopias, I think I will take my $8 and go buy something I need tonight. Looking at the map, I think if I moved to Kansas maybe I would have better luck.

I finally got my first Bundle of Cornucopias after appx 4 years of disappointments.

Crapalackin! I just have to stay after work for an extra 45 minutes. Happy crap to all of those who won one.

Woody1150 wrote:People can complain, but there is no "server issue" to fix. If you think there is a server that can handle 9 hundred bajillion gazillion people hitting it with requests at once without having a hiccup then I'm hooking up with Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards and Megan Fox on a weekly basis for 3-somes.

how do 3-somes work with 4 people?

Hey greshmahg --

Let's get a screenshot of your account page now!

Got one suckaaaaaas!

That makes for my second Big Oven-roasted Critter!

Anybody need some HDMI thingies, by the way? Or possibly explain to me what they're for?

Got my 3rd Big Oven-roasted Critter in a row!!

My new plan is this: every time I miss a crap I'm going to buy $8 worth of lottery tickets.

I think my chances of coming out ahead will actually be better.

Snagged me a bowl of cereal! Number 3 for me!

I am just a colonist on WOOT !!! WOW 500 - 2500 BAGS!! THATS AWESOME!

No bags of crap for me

What are the machines you use who got BoCs I was trying since last 10 BoCs I never get one. I use my office machine connected with cable but I always end up with no luck ......

Congrats to all who got..... :-)

Why, oh why, do I do this to myself? Got one, and am duly grateful and appreciative and fully cognizant of my comparative good fortune and all that. BUT, every single time I enter into the Bundle of Cornucopias anticipation hooha party, I'm bitterly disappointed when the actual C arrives. It's like a cruel game. The w00t! gods are a fickle and sometimes punitive bunch, and they suffer no fools. A fool am I, and once again I bow in submission to this god-awful experience. Give it to me good, w00t!

A second Brick Of Corks for me! Scored during the last Woot-Off.

Wonder what sort of Christmas crap it will be?

Yay Woot!!

Got one! first time in years! yay for crap!

Dear Woot Gods,
I wish to file a formal complaint with you regarding your use of GPS tracking devices and/or your use of private investigators. All the past bags of crap have come up for offering only when I am away from a computer, usually driving my car. Is it because I have already purchased several bags of crap in the past? I hope that you would offer an equal chance to everyone to purchase a bag each time it comes up. I don't use any auto bots to purchase for me, I do it the old fashioned way, with a fast computer, fast internet, and cat like reflexes with my mouse and keyboard.
Due to the fact you have resorted to using GPS tracking devices and/or private eyes to track my every move to make sure that a Bundle of Cornucopias only comes up when I am away from a computer is just over the top. Rather than spending all that money to track me and make sure I don't get a Big Oven-roasted Critter, you could have asked nicely to let others have a go. I would have been more than happy to just sit out every other Woot off, Birthday, april fools, or any other special day. Alas you leave me no choice. After dozens and dozens of purchases, I am going to have to strap my computer to my back and take it everywhere with me. Don't mind the fact that my wife is having our second child next Tuesday, I will have to unhook my computer, and drag it along with me. I will have to ask the doctor in the OR for a long cat 5 cable so I can be sure not to miss out on any more Woot deals.

P.S. Please let me know when you have called off the hounds.. I keep looking over my shoulder and I now have to visit a chiropractor due to a crick in my neck. Thanks,

Hooray for me!!!!!!!

Dissonance wrote:My new plan is this: every time I miss a crap I'm going to buy $8 worth of lottery tickets.

I think my chances of coming out ahead will actually be better.

I like that Idea!!! I second this one! Its like a gamble anyways but the lottery pays out more! unless you only match 3 numbers...

I absolutely cannot believe I got another Bundle of Cornucopias...Igot so excited when I saw it, I only got 1, and meant to get three--anyway, very thankful to get the one- Thanks Woot

wooohhhooooo!!! finally snagged the Bundle of Cornucopias!

I'm so happy that I scored a Bundle of Cornucopias....what a great day!

hippie19 wrote:how do 3-somes work with 4 people?

Someone has to hold the camera!

Just signed up a few hours ago and was able to score a bag of "carp". Should I be expecting something worth the effort all of you put in?

Woot. Bok Choi 2nd month in a row.

Doctor Sheldon Cooper For The Win!

hippie19 wrote:how do 3-somes work with 4 people?

Someones gotta photograph it!

Our Mighty Feast Gobbles!, Our Mighty Feast Gobbles!, Our Mighty Feast Gobbles!

I got one!
My life is complete!
(How sad is that!)

mamamoss1611 wrote:I absolutely cannot believe I got another Bundle of Cornucopias...Igot so excited when I saw it, I only got 1, and meant to get three--anyway, very thankful to get the one- Thanks Woot

Oh when the order screen comes up you can order more than one Big Oven-roasted Critter?

Been trying for a year! The first one I missed was x-mas of last year.

Thanks for making my dreams come true!

AirForceNG wrote:Since I can no longer score the Bundle of Cornucopias, I think I will take my $8 and go buy something I need tonight. Looking at the map, I think if I moved to Kansas maybe I would have better luck.

Honestly, the servers have been a lot better in Kansas the last two woot!offs. Makes up for before.

monkeevtboi wrote:Oh when the order screen comes up you can order more than one Big Oven-roasted Critter?

No. It is automatically set to three. Meaning three pieces of carp and one bag.

chrispix wrote:Dear Woot Gods, ...P.S. Please let me know when you have called off the hounds.. I keep looking over my shoulder and I now have to visit a chiropractor due to a crick in my neck. Thanks,

Now THAT's a quality post!

speedwaydog wrote:Someone has to hold the camera!

BINGO!

My second bag ever! Does that make me a veteran? At least I'm no longer a one-hit wonder.

dstanciu wrote:Just signed up a few hours ago and was able to score a bag of "carp". Should I be expecting something worth the effort all of you put in?

You should expect CRAP:
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.

III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap just because things are different this time. Crap is crap.

V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.


... That said, the fact you got said crap your first day is nothing short of amazing!

AirForceNG wrote:Since I can no longer score the Bundle of Cornucopias, I think I will take my $8 and go buy something I need tonight. Looking at the map, I think if I moved to Kansas maybe I would have better luck.

Nah- I live here and was screwed, too. Hit the button the instant it went up; it just never went through.

Perfect for my secret santa gift...

Ha ha ha

First Woot!-off, first Bucket of Crawfish!!!! I'll post pics once it arrives.

speedwaydog wrote:Someone has to hold the camera!

No...the fourth is on the bench - there are legal substitutions possible.