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Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle is back to share another petty grievance: People using brand names generically. Who cares? Dumpster photo by caterina, used under creative commons license: http://www.flickr.com/photos/caterina/16278989 Band-Aid photo by tanjila, used under creative commons license: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tanj/5317593519

skippykj


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Good 'ol Ben, how I despise you so... and all like you. A red shirt would fit him well.

faughtey


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His tic is getting worse. Why can't a doctor take a look at that? Bless his little creepy crawler head!

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

thurdl01


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As I recall it is a pejorative against the Scottish, because the tape was seen as being produced cheaply because it only had adhesive on one side.

SBCJester21


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This series literally bugs me. A lot.


This posting was originally posted on Oct 4, 2010.

skippykj


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thurdl01 wrote:As I recall it is a pejorative against the Scottish, because the tape was seen as being produced cheaply because it only had adhesive on one side.



You wouldn't happen to be a beetle would you?

pooflady


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Ben missed a couple - Xerox and Styrofoam

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

jbwhite99


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Dear Bezos Minions,

This isn't in response to your wootcast, but your email that slipped through my spam filters. First off, what is this "affiliate program" you mention? I live in the Great State of North Carolina (Esse quam videri), and I know not of these affiliate programs. Before you recruit more suckers (I mean minions), please check and see what happened to Dear Father Amazon in NY and NC - they either had to cancel their affiliate programs or be declared a shop in those states.

Seeing the email reminds me that we might see many days of respiffied Roombas and pages of Philips products flooding our screen. I have this to ask - I was lucky to win 2 baskets of crabcakes in December - my first ever in 5 years of trying - and the real name was fitting (not sure what I will do with 3 gym bags). But I thought I would at least get a bag with a question mark on it so I could tell someone I was the Riddler?

I don't have interminable shipping delays, but I would love to deliver a message of love (please don't ship my new girlfriend through SmartPost, though).

OK Woot, step it up - I've only bought 2 things in the last 13 months

evillica


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i really would love to see ben videos every week.

Tiamat114


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I would too, but there is sadly too much of a good thing, so be careful what you wish for. I must say though, Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle is my favorite Woot! weekly video, but Actual Real Product Field Tests takes a close second.

kadosensei


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Scotch comes in a bottle, not on a roll. It should be called Scott's tape,eh? I suppose one might say scotch tape if the tape TASTES like scotch, however!

j-o-h-n


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I look forward (not really) to a insectoid harangue about how "Dutch Treat" need not include anyone from Holland.

Higher prices AND crappier blanks, no thank you

bkiaam


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thurdl01 wrote:As I recall it is a pejorative against the Scottish, because the tape was seen as being produced cheaply because it only had adhesive on one side.



Actually, I believe its because it only had adhesive on the edges instead of all the way across.

subft


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pooflady wrote:Ben missed a couple - Xerox and Styrofoam



.. and Q-tips.

frankm01


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subft wrote:.. and Q-tips.



....and Jello

matthew


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...and X-ACTO knives!

FenStar


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Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle is my favorite.

Still single, can't imagine why.

brucedoesbms


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faughtey wrote:His tic is getting worse. Why can't a doctor take a look at that? Bless his little creepy crawler head!



Dr. Benway at your service, Ben...

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