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His tic is getting worse. Why can't a doctor take a look at that? Bless his little creepy crawler head!
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown
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Dear Bezos Minions,
This isn't in response to your wootcast, but your email that slipped through my spam filters. First off, what is this "affiliate program" you mention? I live in the Great State of North Carolina (Esse quam videri), and I know not of these affiliate programs. Before you recruit more suckers (I mean minions), please check and see what happened to Dear Father Amazon in NY and NC - they either had to cancel their affiliate programs or be declared a shop in those states.
Seeing the email reminds me that we might see many days of respiffied Roombas and pages of Philips products flooding our screen. I have this to ask - I was lucky to win 2 baskets of crabcakes in December - my first ever in 5 years of trying - and the real name was fitting (not sure what I will do with 3 gym bags). But I thought I would at least get a bag with a question mark on it so I could tell someone I was the Riddler?
I don't have interminable shipping delays, but I would love to deliver a message of love (please don't ship my new girlfriend through SmartPost, though).
OK Woot, step it up - I've only bought 2 things in the last 13 months
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I look forward (not really) to a insectoid harangue about how "Dutch Treat" need not include anyone from Holland.
Higher prices AND crappier blanks, no thank you
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Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle is my favorite.
Still single, can't imagine why.
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Forgive me, Vixy. I was young, in love, and had a spare bomb!