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zzzzz78759 wrote:Ode to Wootalyzer
(Tune of "I Will Survive")
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never score
without you on my side(bar)
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just logged in to find you here
with your icon in my face
I should have uninstalled your app
I should have changed my login key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with auto-buy
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I hit F5
as long as i know how to read
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my funds to give
and I'll hit F5
I'll hit F5
--and no, I didn't need to change the lyrics much
Somebody has waaaaaay too much time on their hands. ;-)
In the immortal words of Socrates..."I drank what?"
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regal8lager wrote:Hmmm...I just received a shipping confirmation 2 minutes ago for the memory foam mattress that I ordered 2 days after the wootoff ended!!
What the what?!
The FedEx guy just dropped the 57lb mattress off and probably had to ride it down my steep driveway since it is currently a sheet of ice.
All I gotta say is - Mad props to all of the drivers who are out there doing an awesome job despite all of this crazy weather!
That said...I want my crap!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.