My Big o' Cosmos finally arrived from Dallas after traveling for over 48 hours with no updates. It's still 10.7 lbs, but now I have real dimensions 24.3 x 13.3 x 12.7. So excited for Wednesday when it arrives!

My Big o' Cosmos weight jumped from 4.3 to 5.1. I'm glad they captured that screaming monkey that tried to escape.

thevoiceover wrote:I a upset.. After months of trying I finally got a box ( still not delivered ) but my hopes are all gone now as my mother just past at 11:03 pm central time (in tx) .. She was never able to get a Big o' Cosmos, but I was and was so anxious to open thus with her.. I am so very upset as my mom is my best friend and she is now gone..

Keep things real people, fun and real..

So sorry to hear that.

thevoiceover wrote:I a upset.. After months of trying I finally got a box ( still not delivered ) but my hopes are all gone now as my mother just past at 11:03 pm central time (in tx) .. She was never able to get a Big o' Cosmos, but I was and was so anxious to open thus with her.. I am so very upset as my mom is my best friend and she is now gone..

Keep things real people, fun and real..

I'm sorry about your mom, I know the anticipation of sharing this as I'll be skyping my son when I get my bag. Good luck

thevoiceover wrote:I a upset.. After months of trying I finally got a box ( still not delivered ) but my hopes are all gone now as my mother just past at 11:03 pm central time (in tx) .. She was never able to get a Big o' Cosmos, but I was and was so anxious to open thus with her.. I am so very upset as my mom is my best friend and she is now gone..

Keep things real people, fun and real..

that's real crappy, so sorry for your loss

thevoiceover wrote:I a upset.. After months of trying I finally got a box ( still not delivered ) but my hopes are all gone now as my mother just past at 11:03 pm central time (in tx) .. She was never able to get a Big o' Cosmos, but I was and was so anxious to open thus with her.. I am so very upset as my mom is my best friend and she is now gone..

Keep things real people, fun and real..

So very sorry to hear about your MOM...she will always be with you...alive in your heart.

biggietm wrote:3x CROW watch (Blue, Yellow, Green)

Not too bad, but I wouldn't wear them.

Funny...just saw a listing on Craig's list for three CROW watches. Red, white and Aqua...coincidence?

My bag of creativity is set to arrive on the 16th. It's 16.6 cubed and weighs 13.7 pounds. It's set to be my most craptastic box yet!

mkrayil wrote:Mine's the same weight and is scheduled for 2/15 delivery. I could be very happy with the same stuff.

Why would you be happy with that stuff? Its all garbage.

Was anxiously awaiting Thursday's delivery of my 5.3lb Box of Cheerios, but the excitement has diminished after reading about the breast pumps, calendars, aqua globes, ear warmers and screaming monkeys that have been received so far. Hoping and hoping that Woot saved the best crap for the next round of deliveries..was hoping for electronic goodies and not actual crap. Reading the positive comments about the above received items reminds me of the Christmas scene from "About a Boy" when Hugh Grant thought: "I had to hand it to the kid. He could be enthusiastic about some truly crap present."

we bought actual crap. it's what we're getting.

thevoiceover wrote:I a upset.. After months of trying I finally got a box ( still not delivered ) but my hopes are all gone now as my mother just past at 11:03 pm central time (in tx) .. She was never able to get a Big o' Cosmos, but I was and was so anxious to open thus with her.. I am so very upset as my mom is my best friend and she is now gone..

Keep things real people, fun and real..

So very sorry for your loss. You will be her walking legacy and others will know about her through you. I hope you are as blessed in the coming week like I was when my dad died suddenly. May your family rally together and your friends lift you all up in support.

KellySquared wrote:Was anxiously awaiting Thursday's delivery of my 5.3lb Box of Cheerios, but the excitement has diminished after reading about the breast pumps, calendars, aqua globes, ear warmers and screaming monkeys that have been received so far. Hoping and hoping that Woot saved the best crap for the next round of deliveries..was hoping for electronic goodies and not actual crap. Reading the positive comments about the above received items reminds me of the Christmas scene from "About a Boy" when Hugh Grant thought: "I had to hand it to the kid. He could be enthusiastic about some truly crap present."

We all bought crap. I'd guess most of us are expecting crap, but there is that glimmer of hope of something special(perhaps a letter?) being slipped into each and everyone of our packages.

It's only eight bucks. The entertainment value of this forum is definitely worth the price of admission. But maybe it would be best for you, with your next Big Orphaned Cetacea (if you are lucky enough to get one), that you stop reading the forum when the crap ships.

Surprises are fun too!

It came in a day early!
AquaGlobes x1
2011 Shirt.Woot Calendar x1
Pair of gloves x1
Universal Remote (opened) x1
HDMI 2 Cable Pack (opened w/ only 1 cable actually in pack) x1
Breast Pump x1
Screaming Monkey x2

Thanks Woot for the awesome Batty Old Crone!!!

dawgmach1 wrote:***Spoiler Alert***

Don't read further if you want to keep the anticipation alive!!!

Co-worker received his Big o' Cosmos today:

2 Flying Monkeys
1 Breast Pump
1 2-Pak Aqua Globes
1 Ear-muffs
1 Red purse

His weighed in at 3.9 lbs.

Good Luck!!!

This could of been my spoiler. I went from 4.9 to 3.9 lbs. One of those monkeys must of escaped somewhere between Dallas and New Berlin.

Just checked it again and now it says 3.4lbs. Either I am blind, or another monkey escaped.

mine was supposed to deliver today. just updated and will not deliver on Wednesday.

freaking unbelievable

I didn't check my weight or box dimensions, but it was big and heavy.

1 - Ugly as sin beaded purse
2 - Awesome Monkeys
2 - Aqua Globes (not broken!)
1 - Black ear warmer thing
1 - pair of Sansa earbuds
1 - Sansa USB cable
1 - Breastpump (unused)
2 - Pedometers
1 - SKIL screwdriver with extra bits
1 - WOOT calendar

I am thrilled!!!

Awesome crappage, full of everything I was going to buy during the wootoff but didn't.

I got:
• TWO fire caped monkeys! WOO!
• TWO Snuggies. I already have one collecting dust. So what's two more right?
• a box of TWO aqua globes (I've always wanted to try those out).
• TWO Woot! Calendars
• A purse (Hey that's what Goodwill is for)
• A breast pump (eww)
• and a Motorola Gaming Headset for XBOX 360 (Now I just need a xbox 360).

Awesome crap Woot! Thanks!

My crap was supposed to be here last friday but no luck. The tracking destination date has now dissapeared and my weight is still 1 lb.

We, the Hitchhikers mine is still stuck in Texas - supposed to arrive on the 17th thought so I'm still hopeful:

Date/Time: Feb 10, 2011 11:40 PM
Activity: Departed FedEx location
Location: FEDEX SMARTPOST DALLAS, TX

Date/Time: Feb 10, 2011 4:20 PM
Activity: Arrived at FedEx location
Location: FEDEX SMARTPOST DALLAS, TX

Date/Time: Feb 10, 2011 3:16 PM
Activity: Shipment information sent to FedEx

KellySquared wrote:Was anxiously awaiting Thursday's delivery of my 5.3lb Box of Cheerios, but the excitement has diminished after reading about the breast pumps, calendars, aqua globes, ear warmers and screaming monkeys that have been received so far. Hoping and hoping that Woot saved the best crap for the next round of deliveries..was hoping for electronic goodies and not actual crap. Reading the positive comments about the above received items reminds me of the Christmas scene from "About a Boy" when Hugh Grant thought: "I had to hand it to the kid. He could be enthusiastic about some truly crap present."

As noted by others, you miss the point; the crap is not the issue it's the fun, excitement, and adrenalin rush associated with this venture. Even a great haul, including those involving letters, often includes crap (who needs a pallet of car wash?).

Now, what happened to thevoiceover, that's truly crappy. To thevoiceover: condolences to you and your family...

Mine Made it to Chino Ca over the weekend. hope it leaves there today.

My 16.8x16.8x16.8 box still weighs 17.8 pounds and has made it to Martinsburg WV.

I'm thinking that if I get a box full of breast pumps I'll take them to a store that sells them, sneak them on their shelves, and totally mess up their inventory count

Protip: Babies absolutely HATE the screaming monkeys. They've brought two to tears so far.

I'm guessing I'm not seeing mine by the scheduled date of tomorrow unless the tracking just hasn't been up to date been stuck in Texas since Feb 11th.

Just picked mine up! 10.8 lb

-2 Woot Monkey's w/flaming cape
-1 Set of Aquaglobes
-2 Pairs of baby clothes
-1 Brown Purse
-1 Breast Pump
-1 Delphi Satellite Radio Dock (w/o power cable)

I'm sure people in my dorm will get a kick out of the breast pump :D

Just got mine. Was a 5.8 pounder.
*****spoiler*****







A small black beaded purse that my Fiancée might actually like.
2x Flaming Screaming Woot Monkeys(I ordered one later in the woot off so now I have three of them! WOOT!)
1x Woot Calender(makes two total since I also ordered one of those)
1x Iphone/Ipod remote, Philips. Looks like it is for some kind of ipod dock. I just got a Verizon Iphone two days ago, not sure if I can use this
2x Aquaglobes
2x 1/4inch ratchets
2x Dual Sided Palm Ratchets
1x set of earbuds. They're actually pretty nice!
1x Part of an "InCharge for PS3" Part #ICPS3700. Says o only use it with the AC adapter that came with it, which was not included. (No clue what this is, I'm an Xbox 360 guy)
Lastly, some weird little plastic thing with two USB B plugs on it, one in and one out. Has a little clip on it that folds upward and could hold something about the size of an AA battery. Has no markings or logos on it.


I'm very happy with this Big o' Cosmos! My best yet! Good luck to the rest of you!

Edit:
I forgot to add the breast pump!

brieanna wrote:I didn't check my weight or box dimensions, but it was big and heavy.

1 - Ugly as sin beaded purse
2 - Awesome Monkeys
2 - Aqua Globes (not broken!)
1 - Black ear warmer thing
1 - pair of Sansa earbuds
1 - Sansa USB cable
1 - Breastpump (unused)
2 - Pedometers
1 - SKIL screwdriver with extra bits
1 - WOOT calendar

I am thrilled!!!

I like your taste in shirts

B of C left Dallas weighing 4.8 lbs. Arrived in Allenton, Pa. weighing 3.1 lbs. Taking so long it's starting to ferment. Maybe by the time it reaches me it will be a letter.!!!

Woo Hoo! When I got home from the gym, my beat-up old Camero had been delivered. Contents?

- 2 screaming monkeys (one kid loves 'em, the other hates them)
- Aqua Globes (none broken)
- some kind of white purse thingy (wife got a good laugh out of it).
- 2 baby's organic cotton bodysuits (for girls ages 0-3 months)
- Delphi XM audio system (like a boombox for XM stereo) (no XM unit, no power supply or XM antenna, and no way to plug anything else into it)
- and of course, the manual breast pump (or as my wife says, a nipple exerciser).

As my older sons said, "Yep, that's pretty random!"

putchie wrote:B of C left Dallas weighing 4.8 lbs. Arrived in Allenton, Pa. weighing 3.1 lbs. Taking so long it's starting to ferment. Maybe by the time it reaches me it will be a letter.!!!

mine just hit allentown at 12:26pm today, still holding at 2.4 lbs.,

Just has to make it to Berks County by Scheduled date of Wednesday!!

1 - Ugly, cylindrical white sequined purse with faux gold chain strap that reeks of Elmer's glue
2 - Screaming Monkeys, fire cape
1 - Breast Pump
1 - Aqua Globes (2-ct. box)
1 - Refurbed Delphi Roady XT XM Satellite Radio Dock (unit loose in box, no manuals or ac adapter, with a note dated January 22, 2007 saying that the unit tested OK)

Luckily I have a box of spare AC adapter here at work, and one of them has the right connector and specs of the official one. Plus I have one of the XM portable units in my car, so I'll go grab that and see if this thing actually works.

I am actually excited about what my crap is going to be, since I am PREGNANT! Yay! Everyone's getting baby crap, and I am honestly looking forward to mine :-)

Got my Big o' Cosmos today
2 screaming monkeys
2 sippee cups (one blue and one pink)
1 set of ear muffs
1 Aqua Globes (2-ct. box)
1 Eye Clops camera bag,

this is my third time to get lucky enough to get the Big o' Cosmos,, still not disappointed.

I enjoyed mine. Nothing new that hasn't already been mentioned.

Pack of 2 aqua globes (using already)
2 screaming monkeys (a big hit at work)
wraparound ear muffs (just wish they had been here 2 weeks ago!)
black canister type purse (perfect size for hanging in the bathroom and putting my jewelry in when I sleep or bathe)
breast milk containers (really this is just four 3oz containers with screw on lids that are the perfect size for salad dressing or dip to bring with my lunch)

Overall I am much more pleased with this Big o' Cosmos than the one I got a few years ago.

My Big o' Cosmos finally got to Atlanta this afternoon.

Why did it take 4 days to go from Dallas to Atlanta? It's still 5.1 lbs and an 11.9" cube.
Expected it to become a rectangle when it hit ATL. Well, we'll see when it gets here Wednesday

i just left the post office, my Big Orphaned Cetacea is riding around downtown on a mail truck while i sit here at work unable to chase it down. i'll have to wait a little longer!

Just got mine.

1 box of 2 Aqua Globes
1 ugly black purse
1 manual breast pump
3 Flaming woot monkeys!
1 flowering tea
1 Crayola TaDoodles toddler markers
1 iPowerPro universal car charger
1 Woot.Shirt 2011 Calendar.

hax it left on the 10th.. and just barely got to denver, still needs to go through slc and ogden before getting to me... why do you taunt me Big o' Cosmos??

thevoiceover wrote:I a upset.. After months of trying I finally got a box ( still not delivered ) but my hopes are all gone now as my mother just past at 11:03 pm central time (in tx) .. She was never able to get a Big o' Cosmos, but I was and was so anxious to open thus with her.. I am so very upset as my mom is my best friend and she is now gone..

Keep things real people, fun and real..

Like others here have said, I'm so sorry about your mother.