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lnjelinek wrote:what's better than getting shake weight in the mail? a flying monkey of course!

Having a shake weight in your pants?

In for my first flying monkey, figure I can chase the cat away with it when it starts to scratch me. or.....shot at the occasional annoying student...muhahahaha

Daddyofnine wrote:These monkeys are great i bought them for my daughters in college lol and they say they have flying monkey wars in the dorms hahaha

'Flying monkey wars'...Is that what they call it these days?

mardds wrote:my dog goes nuts for these primates. I send em flying and see keeps bringing em back . so i'm in for none

Would these be appropriate for a 2 year old?

ThunderThighs wrote:Flame

I think I'll answer every one of these questions.

//going back through thread.

Maybe you can also answer the questions of is this over? That should keep you busy.

I'm bummed that it's "New." I'm still looking for a low-priced refurb one of these.

jpa77 wrote:Would these be appropriate for a 2 year old?

No

in for 3 to play fetch with my dogs =]

LarryK420 wrote:The president during his State of the Union Address indicated China and India are passing up the US in Technology. Pretty soon there will be Screaming Monkeys in every US home. some homes may have 2 or 3 Screaming Monkeys. Next Census there will be a question how many Screaming Monkeys do you have. Don't be surprised if the government takes your Screaming Monkeys away if you are found to have too many. That would be Obama's SME plan. (Screaming Monkeys Equalization plan.

This is just WRONG!! (But, I'm keepin' it, 'cause it's funny!)

Oh, ANY monkey is a "flaming monkey" if you have a lighter. (Yes, that's wrong, too!) :D

steve

How many damn monkeys can they have???!!!

freddyferret wrote:I used to look forward to Woot-Offs. Now I look forward to the end of the Woot-Offs. They just aren't good anymore.

This wasn't a Woot Off, it was a Crap Off

This makes my day, I love woot monkeys. =)

Did anyone else notice that the AUDIO version of the woot off theme is missing from the monkey page?

I bought one just so I can run it over with my lawn mower. I got the absolute CRAP scared outta me once with one of these!

NOW ITS TIME FOR MY REVENGE!!!

Anyone notice that the bar hasn't moved in the last 20 minutes?

Wow, a Wootoff here, a Wootoff at Wine.Woot, and a Wootoff at Kids.Woot.

What sort of dog toys do these make? Any stories?

(I wouldn't let my dogs keep them, I just want to tease them a little.)

I remember back when it was just woot and shirt.woot and how if you bought some junk during a woot.off. could take over a month for it to get shipped, not to mention delivered.

But now, look how much woot has grown! - now being able to handle a shirt.woot contest and 3, yes 3, fast-paced woot.offs all at once!
Getting in with amazon. But still trying to keep it real with their whitty, seldom hilarious, but often amusing product descriptions. Those small satirical stories intertwine various product specifications with humor and fiction given to us in the form of prose, poems, letters, tales, conversations and they should be read more. but this is hard to do during a rapid-fire refresh f5 storm surrounding the await of the new item, that, alas, is somehow sold out already.
"Woot!", Shakespeare would write it as tragedy... sweet, humorous, yes. but also brilliant, torturous... and for the commoner.

so is this the end?

yes....it no move....dang.

StrayNostalgia wrote:What sort of dog toys do these make? Any stories?

(I wouldn't let my dogs keep them, I just want to tease them a little.)

My dogs (labs) look with little interest, though my cats are very interested. Too small and unappetizing for my pups. They eat drywall.

anymore monkeys?

So I missed the monkeys. Anyone have a spare black flame monkey or two they want to sell me? msg me with price including shipping.

Updated the Complete List of Screaming Woot Monkeys

Anyone have an extra or two they'd like to sell? Please PM me. Once again I went to bed too early! I either need a new job that doesn't start so early or need to move to the west coast.

Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! All I want are Woot! monkeys. Big o' Cosmos's are soooooooooo overrated. Monkey's dammit; and I missed it. I'm angry.

Missed the flaming cape. Will buy or trade for one.

I've got all previous monkeys with the exception of the very first one.

The flaming monkey was given out at CES on Friday. There was no requirement to keep them under wraps. In fact, it wasn't until I talked to a few friends a day or two later who have all the monkeys that I found out they never previously sold this pattern. I also didn't know it was going to be sold this woot off until it came up on the screen. The cards I picked up from Woot's booth as well, and placed them so that contact info isn't visible. On Friday, Woot also gave out a couple snow leopard monkeys, as well as blue and pink keychain monkeys.

I didn't get a chance to get anything with this woot-off, except for 3 of these monkeys!
I'm happy.

theant wrote:Did anyone else notice that the AUDIO version of the woot off theme is missing from the monkey page?

Did anyone notice that the podcast they used this woot off was the same they used for NOVEMBER 25th?!?!
HEY WOOT! DIDJA THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE??? lol

acrobg wrote: as well as blue and pink keychain monkeys.

This excites me greatly, for they are new and I need more monkeys!

I missed this one. Anyone want to trade. I have the flag cape and the glow in the dark monkeys to trade. Message me if ineterested

where is my monkey?! tracking number is not valid according to fedex and my monkey is not to be found. is there some kinda delay with the delivery?! please help, I have little boy who is dying for his screaming money!

dlunderwood2 wrote:where is my monkey?! tracking number is not valid according to fedex and my monkey is not to be found. is there some kinda delay with the delivery?! please help, I have little boy who is dying for his screaming money!

(sigh)--May I suggest you go to the top of this page and click on "what is woot?" and read the information under "frequently asked questions" regarding ordering.

The answers to your questions are there.

barnabee wrote:(sigh)--May I suggest you go to the top of this page and click on "what is woot?" and read the information under "frequently asked questions" regarding ordering.

The answers to your questions are there.

Cute. But what isn't answered in the FAQ is how long it takes FedEx to "receive" the information. I received my tracking order 2 days ago and FedEx still says it doesn't exist. Usually, within 12 hours I can get my info however it has been 48 hours with nothing updated.

I'm purely speculating but I think the recent "Weatherpocolypse" has either impeded Woot's delivery to FedEx or FedEx's ability to update their records.

Tudot wrote:Cute. But what isn't answered in the FAQ is how long it takes FedEx to "receive" the information. I received my tracking order 2 days ago and FedEx still says it doesn't exist. Usually, within 12 hours I can get my info however it has been 48 hours with nothing updated.

I'm purely speculating but I think the recent "Weatherpocolypse" has either impeded Woot's delivery to FedEx or FedEx's ability to update their records.

Have you ever been in Dallas during/after an ice storm? NOTHING is moving there right now, or at least very little. Warmer weather is coming and when it does Woot will be working very hard to catch up with everything.

barnabee wrote:Have you ever been in Dallas during/after an ice storm? NOTHING is moving there right now, or at least very little. Warmer weather is coming and when it does Woot will be working very hard to catch up with everything.

It has nothing to do with the weather.... Everyone down there is at Cowboy Stadium taking in the Super Bowl festivities. :-)

Screaming poor delivery! I've been waiting on two screaming monkeys for three weeks now. What's up with that, Woot? I will be reluctant to Woot again in the future, unless my monkeys are delivered pronto.