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Staff

OUT: Fixies
IN: Big Wheels

OUT: Skinny jeans
IN: Buckskin breeches

OUT: Trading mix cassettes with a pen pal
IN: Stuffing sheet music in a bottle and throwing it into the sea

OUT: Ironic mustaches
IN: Ironic ear hair

OUT: Kickball
IN: Tee-ball

OUT: Star Trek: The Next Generation lunchboxes
IN: Patrick Stewart's Othello aluminum picnic caddy

OUT: PBR
IN: Sterno

OUT: Artisanal cupcakes
IN: Artisanal Pop Rocks

OUT: Torn thrift-store flannel
IN: Torn Green Goblin Halloween costumes

OUT: Knitting
IN: Butter sculpture

OUT: Vintage foam-front trucker hats
IN: Vintage leather football helmets

OUT: Vinyl
IN: Those teeny 3" CDs that won't even play in every player

It's Hipster Week on the Woot blog, whatever that's supposed to mean.

Photo: Big Wheel by Flickr member John Morgan. Used under a Creative Commons License

 

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli
Out: PBR
In: Sterno



Seriously made me lol. Does Sterno come in a keg?

woodysweats


quality posts: 1 Private Messages woodysweats

i am not even cool enough to know what a fixie is...

grenade01


quality posts: 6 Private Messages grenade01

You're doing it wrong
It goes classy to gutter to expensive

ex
stella --> pbr --> Pliny the younger

johnsonium


quality posts: 6 Private Messages johnsonium

Forget Big Wheels. The Green Machine is so much cooler.